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(NewsMax)   Google removes a bunch of ads for falsely spamming their search results. You better believe there's right-wing outrage   (newsmax.com) divider line 21
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2737 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Apr 2014 at 3:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-29 01:59:14 PM  
10 votes:
These comments are precious.

Are medically-induced abortions sometimes necessary? Sadly, yes. But, there are right and wrong ways to perform those abortions - using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

I must have missed the drum circle at the last RNC.
2014-04-29 01:32:24 PM  
7 votes:
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2014-04-29 03:19:32 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

there's gotta be a middle ground


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2014-04-29 02:06:57 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

there's gotta be a middle ground

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2014-04-29 03:55:46 PM  
2 votes:

born_yesterday: Dude, where would they be if they couldn't use outright falsehoods in their arguments?


They'd be standing there in the middle of the street with no argument...


HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

I searched the exact same phrase and got two pro-life ads.

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AND you got 20,000,000 more results. Weird. Either way, that dude is full of shiat. Although, if he managed to type all of that while nailed to his cross, I'm even more impressed than i was before.
2014-04-29 03:43:13 PM  
2 votes:
From the comments:

JamesMadison1791 • 5 hours ago
Isn't it amazing when you search in "Google" for "Alternatives to abortion services" the first ad is fro an abortion service.
As usual google is lying and playing politics.


What's REALLY amazing is that JamesMadison1791 is so mentally retarded, yet he apparently typed that entire post by banging his willy on the key baord.

Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

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2014-04-29 03:21:49 PM  
2 votes:

palladiate: These comments are precious.

Are medically-induced abortions sometimes necessary? Sadly, yes. But, there are right and wrong ways to perform those abortions - using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

I must have missed the drum circle at the last RNC.


I especially like the one where they are claiming that people who are pro-choice are practicing racist eugenics....that's like a black-hole inside of a klein bottle of derp.
2014-04-29 01:40:42 PM  
2 votes:
Google is a private business.  They can decide what they will and won't post on their website.  why does the right wing hate private business?
2014-04-30 01:17:49 AM  
1 votes:

DoctorCal: shamanwest: Mikey1969: From the comments:

JamesMadison1791 • 5 hours ago
Isn't it amazing when you search in "Google" for "Alternatives to abortion services" the first ad is fro an abortion service.
As usual google is lying and playing politics.

What's REALLY amazing is that JamesMadison1791 is so mentally retarded, yet he apparently typed that entire post by banging his willy on the key baord.

Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

Maybe he searches for abortion clinics a lot, so what comesup first for him is abortion clinics. The Google algorhythm takes last searches and visited sites into account IIRC.

He doesn't mention that the first six pages of his results are ads for anal dildos.


Hey! I take offense to that! In the industry, we refer to such things by their Proper names! They're "Buggery Blockers!" To keep they gays out of our butts, you know, so we don't have to walk around with our backs to the walls! Yes, you too can own the new Buggery Blocker XL, for added protection! When you think Empty Bottoms for Jesus, think Buggery Blocker!

/Seriously. Someone should make a buttplug called that.
//For science.
2014-04-29 03:43:39 PM  
1 votes:

Empty H: vernonFL: Floor humping guy? No!

Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 125x125]

Anyone care to explain? This is lost on me.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floor%20humper

There ya go.
2014-04-29 03:42:21 PM  
1 votes:
"What do you mean we can't knowingly defraud people?  ITS FOR JESUS!!!!!"
2014-04-29 03:40:33 PM  
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: fervent froth in a frenzy of effervescent fervency.


Nice, but I'll have to amend your alliteration award for apparent avoidance of alternate adjectives.
2014-04-29 03:38:38 PM  
1 votes:
How am I going to learn all the secrets of picking up women that liberals don't want me to know???
2014-04-29 03:36:29 PM  
1 votes:
It's like googling for the nearest hospital and being sent to the Christian Science Reading Room.
2014-04-29 03:32:26 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Poor Newsmax, looking for an alternative to google?

Let me yippy that for you.

No?  You're right.   People google stuff, they don't yippy stuff.

Who's fault is that, Newsmax?   After all, they in the free market too.


Your post just made me Google Yippy, so I could Yippy Google.
2014-04-29 03:20:53 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


If you google abortion alternatives it is just one sentence. It says that there is no alternative and that women must abort their babies.

Actualy the first result to that search is Crisis pregnancy centers. So as usuall a buch of right wing bull shiat.
2014-04-29 03:19:21 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


Shouldn't women searching for "abortion clinics" also see results for places that rotate tires, dry-clean, adopt out unwanted kids, proselytize, vulcanize tires wil-u-wait, slut-shame, and produce organic anti-emetic herbal remedies in one place? And further, if women do NOT see those results, isn't it pretty much like living in Pol Pot's Czarist Ubeki-beki-bekistan-stan?

// something something scroogled
2014-04-29 03:18:07 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


Women don't know what is best for them which is why they need to be tricked into doing something they don't want.
2014-04-29 02:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.
2014-04-29 01:46:01 PM  
1 votes:

spongeboob: So anyone else want to go picket outside of a Crisis pregnancy Center with me asking them why they kill babies?


Most of them are probably some creepy lonely guy's basement apartment. So nah. I'll pass.
2014-04-29 01:42:46 PM  
1 votes:
Hogue said online advertising by Crisis Pregnancy Centers was their right. But the disputed ads implied that abortions were among the services provided,The Washington Post reported.


So anyone else want to go picket outside of a Crisis pregnancy Center with me asking them why they kill babies?
 
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