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2014-04-29 01:22:59 PM  
Floor humping guy? No!
 
2014-04-29 01:29:12 PM  
This was referred to as "Google fascism" on my Facebook page a couple hours ago.
 
2014-04-29 01:32:24 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2014-04-29 01:40:42 PM  
Google is a private business.  They can decide what they will and won't post on their website.  why does the right wing hate private business?
 
2014-04-29 01:42:46 PM  
Hogue said online advertising by Crisis Pregnancy Centers was their right. But the disputed ads implied that abortions were among the services provided,The Washington Post reported.


So anyone else want to go picket outside of a Crisis pregnancy Center with me asking them why they kill babies?
 
2014-04-29 01:46:01 PM  

spongeboob: So anyone else want to go picket outside of a Crisis pregnancy Center with me asking them why they kill babies?


Most of them are probably some creepy lonely guy's basement apartment. So nah. I'll pass.
 
2014-04-29 01:58:05 PM  
There are more than 4,000 crisis pregnancy centers across the country, which according to NARAL, actively dissuade women from undergoing abortions by falsely claiming that abortion can lead to breast cancer, sterility and psychological trauma. The group also says that the centers claim birth control pills cause abortion.

Link
 
2014-04-29 01:59:14 PM  
These comments are precious.

Are medically-induced abortions sometimes necessary? Sadly, yes. But, there are right and wrong ways to perform those abortions - using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

I must have missed the drum circle at the last RNC.
 
2014-04-29 02:02:45 PM  

palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.


there's gotta be a middle ground

besides, herbal medications hound like commie hippie crap.
 
2014-04-29 02:06:57 PM  

ManateeGag: palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

there's gotta be a middle ground

img.fark.net

 
2014-04-29 02:09:32 PM  
These guys have been doing this since the 80s you know. It seems that tricking and lying to women is proper moral behavior.
 
2014-04-29 02:19:13 PM  

unyon: ManateeGag: palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

there's gotta be a middle ground

[img.fark.net image 259x194]


I think that's a little close to the "steel wand"
 
2014-04-29 02:39:47 PM  
LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.
 
2014-04-29 03:18:07 PM  

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


Women don't know what is best for them which is why they need to be tricked into doing something they don't want.
 
2014-04-29 03:19:21 PM  

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


Shouldn't women searching for "abortion clinics" also see results for places that rotate tires, dry-clean, adopt out unwanted kids, proselytize, vulcanize tires wil-u-wait, slut-shame, and produce organic anti-emetic herbal remedies in one place? And further, if women do NOT see those results, isn't it pretty much like living in Pol Pot's Czarist Ubeki-beki-bekistan-stan?

// something something scroogled
 
2014-04-29 03:19:32 PM  

ManateeGag: palladiate: using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

there's gotta be a middle ground


37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-29 03:20:53 PM  

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


If you google abortion alternatives it is just one sentence. It says that there is no alternative and that women must abort their babies.

Actualy the first result to that search is Crisis pregnancy centers. So as usuall a buch of right wing bull shiat.
 
2014-04-29 03:21:49 PM  

palladiate: These comments are precious.

Are medically-induced abortions sometimes necessary? Sadly, yes. But, there are right and wrong ways to perform those abortions - using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

I must have missed the drum circle at the last RNC.


I especially like the one where they are claiming that people who are pro-choice are practicing racist eugenics....that's like a black-hole inside of a klein bottle of derp.
 
2014-04-29 03:22:11 PM  
But it's conscionable for them to trick women out of getting abortions.
 
2014-04-29 03:25:28 PM  

moothemagiccow: But it's conscionable for them to trick women out of getting abortions.


I don't think they look at it as lying to women about the biology of pregnancy in order to suit their political aims, but instead, saving lives.

It's all a matter of perspective.
 
2014-04-29 03:27:40 PM  
Poor Newsmax, looking for an alternative to google?

Let me yippy that for you.

No?  You're right.   People google stuff, they don't yippy stuff.

Who's fault is that, Newsmax?   After all, they in the free market too.
 
2014-04-29 03:29:55 PM  
Pro-life supporters say that the centers provide necessary options besides abortion, The Hill reported.

And then they go on to only mention abortion.

Carol Tobias of the National Right to Life Committee termed Google's decision "unconscionable" and said many pregnant women would be hurt by the move.

Oh, NOW they "care" about women?

"Google is waging a war on women by limiting knowledge of the options and services available to women," she told The Hill.
LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."


They aren't searching for "abortion alternatives", you numb coont. If you want them to get the correct results, then you need to set up your SEO for "abortion alternatives".

Jesus, the Right's official motto should be "If we ain't lying, it's not a day that ends in 'Y'".
 
2014-04-29 03:31:04 PM  
I've been getting "Should Obama be Impeached," banner ads on Youtube videos lately, I always figure it's because every so often I click on a Righty website from Fark.
 
2014-04-29 03:32:15 PM  

starsrift: moothemagiccow: But it's conscionable for them to trick women out of getting abortions.

I don't think they look at it as lying to women about the biology of pregnancy in order to suit their political aims, but instead, saving lives.

It's all a matter of perspective.


People who are against abortion because they truly believe that a human life begins at conception, and who make reasonable concessions for the life and health of the mother (after all, if someone was killing me, event unintentionally,  I'm within my rights to kill them first), are at least consistent in their views.

(Not that I agree with them.)

What I don't get are the people who would rather let a woman die (and take the fetus with her!) than let her have an abortion. That just makes no sense to me.
 
2014-04-29 03:32:26 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Poor Newsmax, looking for an alternative to google?

Let me yippy that for you.

No?  You're right.   People google stuff, they don't yippy stuff.

Who's fault is that, Newsmax?   After all, they in the free market too.


Your post just made me Google Yippy, so I could Yippy Google.
 
2014-04-29 03:33:56 PM  
Latest one I've seen is the argument that abortion is actually "naturally selecting" for passing on genes that carry traits for irresponsibility, i.e. getting pregnant and needing the abortion in the first place. Just enough science in there to make the fervent froth in a frenzy of effervescent fervency.
 
2014-04-29 03:36:29 PM  
It's like googling for the nearest hospital and being sent to the Christian Science Reading Room.
 
2014-04-29 03:37:21 PM  

palladiate: These comments are precious.

Are medically-induced abortions sometimes necessary? Sadly, yes. But, there are right and wrong ways to perform those abortions - using a vacuum pump, spreader clamps and steel probe attached to a steel wand is the wrong way. Using herbal medications and natural cleansing is the right way.

I must have missed the drum circle at the last RNC.


LOL, but a transvaginal ultrasound is A-farking-OK.
 
2014-04-29 03:38:38 PM  
How am I going to learn all the secrets of picking up women that liberals don't want me to know???
 
2014-04-29 03:38:45 PM  

vernonFL: Floor humping guy? No!


Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 125x125]


Anyone care to explain? This is lost on me.
 
2014-04-29 03:40:33 PM  

HAMMERTOE: fervent froth in a frenzy of effervescent fervency.


Nice, but I'll have to amend your alliteration award for apparent avoidance of alternate adjectives.
 
2014-04-29 03:42:21 PM  
"What do you mean we can't knowingly defraud people?  ITS FOR JESUS!!!!!"
 
2014-04-29 03:43:13 PM  
From the comments:

JamesMadison1791 • 5 hours ago
Isn't it amazing when you search in "Google" for "Alternatives to abortion services" the first ad is fro an abortion service.
As usual google is lying and playing politics.


What's REALLY amazing is that JamesMadison1791 is so mentally retarded, yet he apparently typed that entire post by banging his willy on the key baord.

Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 03:43:39 PM  

Empty H: vernonFL: Floor humping guy? No!

Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 125x125]

Anyone care to explain? This is lost on me.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floor%20humper

There ya go.
 
2014-04-29 03:44:50 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: HAMMERTOE: fervent froth in a frenzy of effervescent fervency.

Nice, but I'll have to amend your alliteration award for apparent avoidance of alternate adjectives.


Sorry, with vowels it's assonance, not alliteration.
 
2014-04-29 03:45:42 PM  

Lord Dimwit: starsrift: moothemagiccow: But it's conscionable for them to trick women out of getting abortions.

I don't think they look at it as lying to women about the biology of pregnancy in order to suit their political aims, but instead, saving lives.

It's all a matter of perspective.

People who are against abortion because they truly believe that a human life begins at conception, and who make reasonable concessions for the life and health of the mother (after all, if someone was killing me, event unintentionally,  I'm within my rights to kill them first), are at least consistent in their views.

(Not that I agree with them.)

What I don't get are the people who would rather let a woman die (and take the fetus with her!) than let her have an abortion. That just makes no sense to me.


Because most of the time the line "life begins at conception" really is just a smoke screen for a melange of baser emotions that drive anti-abortionists.

The primary one is that the baby isn't some gift or miracle, but actually a  punishment intended for the woman.  Her sin is having sex while being: poor, lazy, a minority.  They have a delusion of welfare cheats, shiftless minorities, and loose women all having consequence free sex.  Pregnancy is supposed to correct these moral failings by dumping a child that will hopefully change their ways.  Abortion short circuits this whole process.

Now this isn't a  consciousmotivation, but by god, you can detect it in the undercurrents of their speech and the way they frame their arguments.

It also ties into their "just world/prosperity gospel" bullshiat.  That people get what they deserve based upon who they are.  Righteous god fearing christians will never get into a situation that requires an abortion.  Dumb sub-human sinners get into that situation because of their moral failings and deserve what comes to them.

When you start to realize that this is how right-wing authoritarian conservatism thinks and operates, it becomes easy to see why they are so hurtful and vengeful:  It affirms how they are the greater people.
 
2014-04-29 03:47:50 PM  

Mikey1969: From the comments:

JamesMadison1791 • 5 hours ago
Isn't it amazing when you search in "Google" for "Alternatives to abortion services" the first ad is fro an abortion service.
As usual google is lying and playing politics.

What's REALLY amazing is that JamesMadison1791 is so mentally retarded, yet he apparently typed that entire post by banging his willy on the key baord.

Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

[img.fark.net image 791x830]


Dude, where would they be if they couldn't use outright falsehoods in their arguments?
 
2014-04-29 03:48:14 PM  

Mikey1969: Google search for: alternatives to abortion services


I searched the exact same phrase and got two pro-life ads.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 03:52:04 PM  

impaler: LifeNews reported that "Google has banned ads from pro-life pregnancy centers that offer women and their unborn children abortion alternatives" leaving "just one choice, abortion."

They were searching for the term "abortion clinic" dumbass.


Is this their new thing?

Everything - abortion = pro-life?

Everything + abortion = pro-choice?
 
2014-04-29 03:55:46 PM  

born_yesterday: Dude, where would they be if they couldn't use outright falsehoods in their arguments?


They'd be standing there in the middle of the street with no argument...


HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: Google search for: alternatives to abortion services

I searched the exact same phrase and got two pro-life ads.

[img.fark.net image 850x696]


AND you got 20,000,000 more results. Weird. Either way, that dude is full of shiat. Although, if he managed to type all of that while nailed to his cross, I'm even more impressed than i was before.
 
2014-04-29 03:57:04 PM  

ProdigalSigh: I've been getting "Should Obama be Impeached," banner ads on Youtube videos lately, I always figure it's because every so often I click on a Righty website from Fark.


I've been getting promoted tweets from John Bolton, mustachioed UN ambassador for the US appointed by Bush the Lesser, on my Twitter feed, saying stuff like "Obama is the worst president ever" and "We're eating Iran's shiat!" (paraphrasing, but not by much) followed by "click to agree". I don't even follow right-wing political feeds. Maybe it's because of Fark, since I see those "Obama: most embarrassing president since Clinton" ads on Youtube and Facebook and other places too. Goddamn tracker scripts.

But anyway, "crisis pregnancy centers" are evil, deceptive scam shops that rightly should be excluded from searches for abortion services. They wouldn't have to be. I think there is room in the world for women who have unplanned pregnancies to seek information and explore options that would allow them to bring the baby to term if they want to, but if that's not what they want, they shouldn't be tricked into it.
 
2014-04-29 03:58:31 PM  

Rhino_man: Empty H: vernonFL: Floor humping guy? No!

Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 125x125]

Anyone care to explain? This is lost on me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floor%20humper

There ya go.


Interesting. Thank you.
 
2014-04-29 03:59:16 PM  

Empty H: vernonFL: Floor humping guy? No!

Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 125x125]

Anyone care to explain? This is lost on me.


Way back in the heady days of the run-up to the Iraq war, when the conservatives first learned to create their own separate set of ads that appeal to their weird base. Some of these ads were for speed seduction techniques (that Hillary Clinton didn't often want you to know about). Others were for cornstarch based "lube" to make your wife tighter and yet others were for secrets of physical fitness.

Not quite the heady days of goldbuggery and overpriced seeds, but they were so young then.

One of the exercise secrets was a guy who sold videos of himself using plyometrics to get all buff and limber. The anigifs had him standing there all buff, then in a yoga style pose that looked like he was rubbing his cock on the carpet. Hence:floor humper.
 
2014-04-29 04:01:30 PM  

zimbach: ProdigalSigh: I've been getting "Should Obama be Impeached," banner ads on Youtube videos lately, I always figure it's because every so often I click on a Righty website from Fark.

I've been getting promoted tweets from John Bolton, mustachioed UN ambassador for the US appointed by Bush the Lesser, on my Twitter feed, saying stuff like "Obama is the worst president ever" and "We're eating Iran's shiat!" (paraphrasing, but not by much) followed by "click to agree". I don't even follow right-wing political feeds. Maybe it's because of Fark, since I see those "Obama: most embarrassing president since Clinton" ads on Youtube and Facebook and other places too. Goddamn tracker scripts.

But anyway, "crisis pregnancy centers" are evil, deceptive scam shops that rightly should be excluded from searches for abortion services. They wouldn't have to be. I think there is room in the world for women who have unplanned pregnancies to seek information and explore options that would allow them to bring the baby to term if they want to, but if that's not what they want, they shouldn't be tricked into it.


I know the FDA got after those "Cancer Treatment Centers of America" for not actually, you know, treating cancer. Would the FDA be able to go after these centers for misreprenting themselves as providing a medical service? I would think at a minimum they would be required to refer a pregnant woman to a doctor if her pregnancy was in any way above normal risk.
 
2014-04-29 04:06:37 PM  

Esc7: The primary one is that the baby isn't some gift or miracle, but actually a punishment intended for the woman. Her sin is having sex while being: poor, lazy, a minority. They have a delusion of welfare cheats, shiftless minorities, and loose women all having consequence free sex. Pregnancy is supposed to correct these moral failings by dumping a child that will hopefully change their ways. Abortion short circuits this whole process.


Very perceptive. This is because their "holy bible" specifically states that the woman's pregnancy is the hereditary punishment for the woman for Eve's tricking Adam into eating the apple. Apparently, no punishment is merited by an all-knowing parent knowingly leaving "his" children in the company of evil seeking to lead them astray.
 
2014-04-29 04:07:40 PM  

Lord Dimwit: I know the FDA got after those "Cancer Treatment Centers of America" for not actually, you know, treating cancer. Would the FDA be able to go after these centers for misreprenting themselves as providing a medical service? I would think at a minimum they would be required to refer a pregnant woman to a doctor if her pregnancy was in any way above normal risk.


In a sane world, a place that say, sources for adoption would say to someone seeking an abortion "No, we don't provide that service here. You should go to Planned Parenthood across the street." and that should be the end of it.

This country, last I checked, is far from sane.
 
2014-04-29 04:22:06 PM  
zimbach:

But anyway, "crisis pregnancy centers" are evil, deceptive scam shops that rightly should be excluded from searches for abortion services. They wouldn't have to be. I think there is room in the world for women who have unplanned pregnancies to seek information and explore options that would allow them to bring the baby to term if they want to, but if that's not what they want, they shouldn't be tricked into it.

I totally agree.

I went to one once with my roommate who was working a minimum wage job and wanted a free pregnancy test.  She asked me to go along and I remember she told me all about the place and what they would say to her if the test came up positive.  She was just going to smile and nod and leave in that case, but she knew she'd get the hard sell.  But she'd done her research.

It was a fairly creepy waiting room.  Didn't feel hopeful at all like I suppose they ostensibly intended.

Fortunately for my roomie, the test came up negative and the center wanted nothing more to do with us.
 
2014-04-29 04:24:06 PM  
Meh.  As long as they get rid of the ad about "This one weird food is a miracle cure for all that ails ye" and it shows a picture of what looks like a brown egg with a creepy cartilaginous nozzle thing sticking out of it.
 
2014-04-29 04:24:56 PM  
"Google is waging a war on women by limiting knowledge of the options and services available to women," she told The Hill.

Cognitive dissonance or just highly ironic?
 
2014-04-29 04:42:29 PM  
Why don't they just pull themselves up by their boostraps and make their own search engine instead of trying to tell other people how to run their business?
 
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