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(Huffington Post)   Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-04-29 07:56:18 PM  
10 votes:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


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2014-04-29 07:57:32 PM  
9 votes:
faadooindia.com
2014-04-29 07:54:32 PM  
8 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-29 08:12:18 PM  
7 votes:
We should kickstart her a big dick black dude for shiats and giggles
2014-04-29 06:37:56 PM  
6 votes:
Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates
2014-04-29 08:01:41 PM  
5 votes:
jokideo.com
2014-04-29 09:14:22 PM  
3 votes:

Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.


Bump of blow of the end of your knob and that back door will pop open like you hit the clicker for a Genie garage door opener.
2014-04-29 08:50:30 PM  
3 votes:
Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.
2014-04-29 10:23:51 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder how much for sloppy seconds?
2014-04-29 10:23:14 PM  
2 votes:

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

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I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
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2014-04-29 09:24:00 PM  
2 votes:
In other news, makeup now comes in rattle cans.

Somebody who has that low self esteem that they feel the need to hide behind that kinda shiat has some real issues I'd rather not entertain except in a brief passing encounter.

To hell with that noise.

Blech!
2014-04-29 08:10:23 PM  
2 votes:
She's kinda like a brand new car. The price will drop considerably once she's driven off the lot.

I'll find her on backpage in a few months when she's $80 and all those pesky restrictions are gone.
2014-04-29 08:09:23 PM  
2 votes:
No thanks. I've managed a reasonable long term outlay with the wife and the return has been exemplary. I don't see this as a reasonable investment for a 3 minute amortization.
2014-04-29 08:06:31 PM  
2 votes:

spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god


If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.
2014-04-29 08:02:04 PM  
2 votes:
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean...
2014-04-29 07:56:08 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-29 06:54:51 PM  
2 votes:

Bob Falfa: Softened, somehow.


That'll come in handy. Later on.
2014-04-30 05:42:50 AM  
1 vote:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-04-30 01:28:36 AM  
1 vote:

silverjets: Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?


Heigh-Ho!
2014-04-30 01:15:21 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.


Not even worth half a thousand.

Half a million?  Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?
2014-04-30 12:04:47 AM  
1 vote:
How much for seconds?
2014-04-29 10:39:03 PM  
1 vote:

X_Raraavis: Supposedly there are a numerous  hepatitis C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


ftfy
2014-04-29 10:33:50 PM  
1 vote:

shortymac: Your vibrator never lets you down.


Tell that to the Old Lady, she has broken two so far when their batteries died at a "inconvenient" time for her


/when she tells me to keep going I don't care if I gotta tape it to a tongue depressor I aint stopping till she approves, I don't want the Bald Headed Beauty to end up being flung out the window...
2014-04-29 10:12:32 PM  
1 vote:
OMG!  When I first read the headline, I saw "middle school" instead of medical school.  I was about to be filled with rage and disgust, but meh.
2014-04-29 10:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
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Virgin, Technical
2014-04-29 09:28:24 PM  
1 vote:
Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted

Mildly invasive?  Speak for yourself, subby.
2014-04-29 09:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
Forget the sex, I want at least a decade of light housekeeping, and kitchen duty in a French made outfit.
2014-04-29 09:16:00 PM  
1 vote:

tylerdurden217: Jeng: Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit

She has a self healing Wolverine hymen and will profit again, and again. Those dudes are suckers.

What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.


Pretty much this. Plus If I'm to spend $500K, I definitely DO NOT want a virgin. I want a girl with so much experience she can play William Tell on the bagpipes with that vagine.
2014-04-29 09:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
I never get why the pictures on this shiat are so modest.  I mean christ you are talking half a mil.  That's like someone putting a ferrari up and only having a couple outside shots.  Lets see the interior and under the hood.  Maybe a trunk shot.  If you want that type of money show off what you are selling ya know?
2014-04-29 08:59:32 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....
2014-04-29 08:57:00 PM  
1 vote:

Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.


She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

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2014-04-29 08:50:43 PM  
1 vote:

Gotfire: One would need a weapons grade deflowering fetish to want to drop that kind of dough on a garden variety 20-something blonde chick.

... Or a guy with zero game

Imagine all the top shelf ass you could obtain flashing that kind of cash in any tier one city on the planet.


This. Also if this is vbay I start the bidding at $200 will throw in dinner at McDonald's and a donkey punch.
2014-04-29 08:39:52 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Howdy Mr. Adulyadej!!!
2014-04-29 08:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'd buy that for a dollar.
2014-04-29 08:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
A fool and his money...
2014-04-29 08:03:40 PM  
1 vote:

kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.


If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.
2014-04-29 08:01:11 PM  
1 vote:

It's Me Bender: CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.

The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.


EDIT: holy shiat I agree with C12 on something.


/don't taze me bro
2014-04-29 08:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
The best comment is "vbay".
2014-04-29 07:55:32 PM  
1 vote:
"There will be a legal contract between us," she said. "[The winner] may not be happy [with the sex], but he knows what he's paying for."

I think I read about this in Snow Crash. No thanks.
2014-04-29 07:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.
2014-04-29 07:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
She should hype up her fears of it hurting and how she'll likely cry.  The Japanese market will be all over it.
2014-04-29 06:38:11 PM  
1 vote:
The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.
 
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