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(Huffington Post)   Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2014-04-29 06:37:56 PM  
6 votes:
Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates
2014-04-29 08:06:31 PM  
5 votes:

spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god


If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.
2014-04-29 07:24:06 PM  
5 votes:
If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.
2014-04-29 06:47:00 PM  
5 votes:
She looks like she's made of plastic. Like everything on her is Photoshopped. Softened, somehow.
2014-04-29 08:37:45 PM  
3 votes:
First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this
i.huffpost.com

She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.
2014-04-29 08:12:18 PM  
3 votes:
We should kickstart her a big dick black dude for shiats and giggles
2014-04-29 07:56:18 PM  
3 votes:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


img.fark.net
2014-04-29 07:52:24 PM  
3 votes:
She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.
2014-04-29 07:13:23 PM  
3 votes:
She should hype up her fears of it hurting and how she'll likely cry.  The Japanese market will be all over it.
2014-04-29 08:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit
2014-04-29 08:09:23 PM  
2 votes:
No thanks. I've managed a reasonable long term outlay with the wife and the return has been exemplary. I don't see this as a reasonable investment for a 3 minute amortization.
2014-04-29 07:59:26 PM  
2 votes:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.
2014-04-29 07:58:48 PM  
2 votes:

Hollie Maea: Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.


www.americarisingpac.org

Fake names work great until you get outed by the internet.

If she wanted to stay unknown, she shouldn't have...you know..put her picture out there?
2014-04-29 07:53:27 PM  
2 votes:
Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.
2014-04-29 07:52:32 PM  
2 votes:
Hell, I'll,sell my ass virginity for a half a million.  I'm not gay, but I bet I would live, and be a half mill richer.

/she probably makes you wrap it
2014-04-29 06:29:52 PM  
2 votes:
Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.
2014-04-29 10:39:03 PM  
1 vote:

X_Raraavis: Supposedly there are a numerous  hepatitis C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


ftfy
2014-04-29 10:33:50 PM  
1 vote:

shortymac: Your vibrator never lets you down.


Tell that to the Old Lady, she has broken two so far when their batteries died at a "inconvenient" time for her


/when she tells me to keep going I don't care if I gotta tape it to a tongue depressor I aint stopping till she approves, I don't want the Bald Headed Beauty to end up being flung out the window...
2014-04-29 10:28:53 PM  
1 vote:

Cymbal: X_Raraavis: $550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.

Again, none of those other women you mention are virgins.

How is it possible this many people don't understand fetishes?
On Fark of all places?


OK, then you can hang out at a few college bars and buy enough fantastic looking freshmen girls drinks with $100 bills where you'd eventually find a smoking hot virgin for far less than half a million.
2014-04-29 10:27:58 PM  
1 vote:

Pumpernickel bread: I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.


I probably could have ended up this way, if I hadn't met my hubby.

Hyperfocused a type personality, work and did college full time, with trust issues. But I was sex positive and very comfortable with my body. Your vibrator never lets you down.

He'll my good friend was a virgin until 28 because she just kept striking out with guys. Just a lot of losers.

A friend of mine is dating a 36years old virgin, combo of religious beliefs and same type a driven personality. They are good for each other.
2014-04-29 10:23:14 PM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x1275]


I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-29 10:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
Filed:
Virgin, Technical
2014-04-29 09:49:05 PM  
1 vote:
$550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.
2014-04-29 09:37:41 PM  
1 vote:
I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.
2014-04-29 09:26:43 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.

If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is.

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.


I was a virgin in medical school.  Graduated at 25, married at 26, but still.  Damn good thing too, or I'd never have made it all the way.  Family is distracting when you need to devote yourself wholly to study.  I know others have done the sex and relationship thingin med school, but I don't thinkI could have.


/Or maybe I'm just really ugly.
//Or think I am.
///You'll never know!
2014-04-29 09:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
For a half mil,I would seek medical help to get an erection that lasts longer than four hours. When the clothes come off, she's going 'round the world'. Twice. When I am done even her nostrils wont be virgin..And before she leaves she will clean the house and do the laundry
2014-04-29 08:59:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.
2014-04-29 08:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.
2014-04-29 08:47:03 PM  
1 vote:
Virgin = horrible lay.
gja
2014-04-29 08:37:15 PM  
1 vote:
Sheeeeeet, that's a HARD 27. Day-um.
2014-04-29 08:10:23 PM  
1 vote:
She's kinda like a brand new car. The price will drop considerably once she's driven off the lot.

I'll find her on backpage in a few months when she's $80 and all those pesky restrictions are gone.
2014-04-29 08:05:13 PM  
1 vote:
Raine cites financial gain as the No. 1 reason for selling her alleged purity, but adventure, eroticism, scandal and the chance to challenge norms about virginity also play into her decision.
"I've been planning this for a year and I've had a personal transformation because of it," she said. "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."


Modern feminism.
2014-04-29 08:04:30 PM  
1 vote:
i63.photobucket.com
/and not just her face
2014-04-29 08:03:40 PM  
1 vote:

kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.


If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.
2014-04-29 08:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
The best comment is "vbay".
2014-04-29 07:57:32 PM  
1 vote:
faadooindia.com
2014-04-29 07:56:44 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Nick Nostril: She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.


Yup, the third pic in tfa makes her look like a third stringer for the bunny ranch...
2014-04-29 07:55:32 PM  
1 vote:
"There will be a legal contract between us," she said. "[The winner] may not be happy [with the sex], but he knows what he's paying for."

I think I read about this in Snow Crash. No thanks.
2014-04-29 07:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-04-29 06:54:51 PM  
1 vote:

Bob Falfa: Softened, somehow.


That'll come in handy. Later on.
2014-04-29 06:38:11 PM  
1 vote:
The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.
 
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