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(Huffington Post)   Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 141
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2014-04-29 10:02:12 PM  
That's a stik I wouldn't chase if I were a guy OR a dawg. Cuz too skinny.
 
2014-04-29 10:02:39 PM  
Filed:
Virgin, Technical
 
2014-04-29 10:12:32 PM  
OMG!  When I first read the headline, I saw "middle school" instead of medical school.  I was about to be filled with rage and disgust, but meh.
 
2014-04-29 10:13:30 PM  
What a waste of money
 
2014-04-29 10:19:21 PM  
Insert: "Look at me, I'm an attention whore" pic here.
 
2014-04-29 10:19:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 10:19:58 PM  

mizchief: a sexy robot.


Now there is something I can pony up my dollars.
 
2014-04-29 10:23:14 PM  

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x1275]


I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
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2014-04-29 10:23:51 PM  
I wonder how much for sloppy seconds?
 
2014-04-29 10:27:58 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.


I probably could have ended up this way, if I hadn't met my hubby.

Hyperfocused a type personality, work and did college full time, with trust issues. But I was sex positive and very comfortable with my body. Your vibrator never lets you down.

He'll my good friend was a virgin until 28 because she just kept striking out with guys. Just a lot of losers.

A friend of mine is dating a 36years old virgin, combo of religious beliefs and same type a driven personality. They are good for each other.
 
2014-04-29 10:28:46 PM  

phrawgh: GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x1275]

I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 328x400]


Frank did it better imho
 
2014-04-29 10:28:53 PM  

Cymbal: X_Raraavis: $550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.

Again, none of those other women you mention are virgins.

How is it possible this many people don't understand fetishes?
On Fark of all places?


OK, then you can hang out at a few college bars and buy enough fantastic looking freshmen girls drinks with $100 bills where you'd eventually find a smoking hot virgin for far less than half a million.
 
2014-04-29 10:31:00 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: I wonder how much for sloppy seconds?


I dunno why, but this comment got the best laugh out of me yet.
 
2014-04-29 10:33:35 PM  

trappedspirit: Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted

Mildly invasive?  Speak for yourself, subby.


Wanna know how I know subby is a dude.
 
2014-04-29 10:33:50 PM  

shortymac: Your vibrator never lets you down.


Tell that to the Old Lady, she has broken two so far when their batteries died at a "inconvenient" time for her


/when she tells me to keep going I don't care if I gotta tape it to a tongue depressor I aint stopping till she approves, I don't want the Bald Headed Beauty to end up being flung out the window...
 
2014-04-29 10:35:43 PM  

Zavulon: downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal

In the US it's also a crime to travel overseas with the purpose of committing a crime. It's how we prosecute sex tourists.


Except the that if a person travels to a jurisdiction where the activity is not a crime, then the travel would not be to commit a crime.  Sex tourist prosecutions here happen when the "tourist" travels to a jurisdiction where the activity is a crime in that jurisdiction.
 
2014-04-29 10:39:03 PM  

X_Raraavis: Supposedly there are a numerous  hepatitis C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


ftfy
 
2014-04-29 10:47:15 PM  

Hollie Maea: hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.

Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.


If she's real, and those are actually pics of her, her real name will be public before this thread is closed to comments.
 
2014-04-29 11:07:44 PM  
Never mind that; I'll fork out money for a Hannah Rosen charity dunking booth.
 
2014-04-29 11:09:38 PM  

Finger51: Pretty much this. Plus If I'm to spend $500K, I definitely DO NOT want a virgin. I want a girl with so much experience she can play William Tell on the bagpipes with that vagine.


Oh, well if that's what you're looking for, you can find that for around $5000. Maybe $10,000 tops, and that includes the trapeze/chandelier stuff.
 
2014-04-29 11:21:55 PM  
so what?
 
2014-04-29 11:31:55 PM  
Cute girl -- I'd hit it, but I wouldn't pay for it.

Good for her, though.  If she really doesn't have any weird issues with it she should go for it.  You can be damn sure that most guys would have loved to be able to sell their virginity to a woman for half a million dollars.  I certainly would have.
 
2014-04-30 12:04:47 AM  
How much for seconds?
 
2014-04-30 12:33:12 AM  
Hooo boy. Literally.

Anyways, sex with someone who'll be terrible at it? Sign me up! No way I won't regret that!

/pretty much what I think everytime I'm tempted to hit on someone under 30.
//no way in hell I'd pay for it, lol
 
2014-04-30 12:36:56 AM  
This is totally sexist. A man would never be able to get half a mill for his virginity. This should never be aloud until we have true equality.
 
2014-04-30 01:15:21 AM  

fusillade762: Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.


Not even worth half a thousand.

Half a million?  Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?
 
2014-04-30 01:23:15 AM  

stuffy: This is totally sexist. A man would never be able to get half a mill for his virginity. This should never be aloud until we have true equality.


So are you suggesting it be silent or just done quietly?
 
2014-04-30 01:28:36 AM  

silverjets: Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?


Heigh-Ho!
 
2014-04-30 01:28:50 AM  
I've nailed hotter REAL hookers for a hell of a lot cheaper. Not ashamed one bit.
 
2014-04-30 01:35:19 AM  

MustardTiger: I've nailed hotter REAL hookers for a hell of a lot cheaper. Not ashamed one bit.


Nor should you be, good sir. Value in all things, and all that. That includes time spent inhaling cocaine from her backside.

Carry on then.
 
2014-04-30 02:39:56 AM  

techgeek07: Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.


Can't.. stop.. laughing...
 
2014-04-30 05:42:50 AM  
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2014-04-30 06:02:57 AM  

Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.


Thanks for the month of TF!
 
2014-04-30 06:53:11 AM  

tylerdurden217: What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.


It's a cultural hangover from pre-modern times.

As a man, you didn't want to be expending your resources raising somebody else's child -- or worse, eventually passing your inheritance to them. The only way to be sure a child was yours was if the woman didn't have sex with somebody else. And the only way to be absolutely sure she had never had sex with somebody else was if she was a virgin. Ergo, the value of pre-marital virginity (but only for women because double standard).

Yes, in a modern context, it's a little odd. What makes it still interesting IMO is that friction between something that culturally we still care about without quite being sure why, a cultural meme that is no longer anchored.

/For the record, I remember a time when I cared that a woman had had sex with another man immediately before me...
 
2014-04-30 07:40:27 AM  
i142.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-30 10:30:10 AM  
She's an Apprehensive Smiler.
 
2014-04-30 11:51:57 AM  
czetie: tylerdurden217: What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.

It's a cultural evolutionary hangover from pre-modern times.

FTFY.
 
2014-04-30 11:54:46 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.

Thanks for the month of TF!


Keep up the good work!
 
2014-04-30 12:23:49 PM  

Swiss Colony: [static.fjcdn.com image 437x600]


/rightclicksave
//i lol'd
 
2014-04-30 12:25:38 PM  
if you have a dollar get in line and raise your hand.  no cutting.
api.ning.com
 
2014-04-30 08:35:40 PM  

moike: Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

Bump of blow of the end of your knob and that back door will pop open like you hit the clicker for a Genie garage door opener.


LAUGHTER OL....+ 1 TF
 
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