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2014-04-29 08:25:01 PM  
A fool and his money...
 
2014-04-29 08:25:13 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2014-04-29 08:25:49 PM  

Banned on the Run: Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates



Yeah, maybe it's just me but to me being a virgin is a negative, not a plus. There's too much baggage that goes along with it. Someone who has been waiting so long for it... they place way too much importance on sex. It tends not to be some "really fun thing you do" and instead is "SEX, THAT THING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING." And yeah, no experience means no practice, no skills.

I'd always rather sex up a woman who has banged at least a couple dudes in her lifetime, and knows what she likes and doesn't like.

She is hot though. But I'm also skeptical she's a virgin, and if she is I'd rather have her after she loses it and goes through a boyfriend or two.
 
2014-04-29 08:27:40 PM  
No proctological work is warranted?

Pass.
 
2014-04-29 08:29:10 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

She's not worth $500,000......

.... $100,000 maybe....
 
2014-04-29 08:30:06 PM  

Joe Peanut: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

Wait. You mean it is not a cartoon drawing?


It's like her eyes are drooping from her face.

Like Droopy.
 
2014-04-29 08:31:31 PM  
Starfish
 
2014-04-29 08:31:42 PM  
Winston Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price"
 
2014-04-29 08:34:36 PM  
I dunno, I think it'd take more than half a mil before I'd bang another creepily-old virgin with control issues.

/Who am I kidding?
//I'd do her for free
 
gja
2014-04-29 08:37:15 PM  
Sheeeeeet, that's a HARD 27. Day-um.
 
2014-04-29 08:37:45 PM  
First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this
i.huffpost.com

She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.
 
2014-04-29 08:39:52 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Howdy Mr. Adulyadej!!!
 
2014-04-29 08:42:12 PM  

Pubby: First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this


She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.


Relax.

Most women lose their virginity to over zealous tampons anyways. Virginity is really no big deal. Just another fetish some dudes get chubbies over.
 
2014-04-29 08:44:24 PM  

downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal


She could tell people she's going to film it with intent to distribute.  Then it's "free speech."
 
2014-04-29 08:44:44 PM  

Jeng: Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit


She has a self healing Wolverine hymen and will profit again, and again. Those dudes are suckers.

What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.
 
2014-04-29 08:47:03 PM  
Virgin = horrible lay.
 
2014-04-29 08:48:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: Banned on the Run: Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates


Yeah, maybe it's just me but to me being a virgin is a negative, not a plus. There's too much baggage that goes along with it. Someone who has been waiting so long for it... they place way too much importance on sex. It tends not to be some "really fun thing you do" and instead is "SEX, THAT THING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING." And yeah, no experience means no practice, no skills.

I'd always rather sex up a woman who has banged at least a couple dudes in her lifetime, and knows what she likes and doesn't like.

She is hot though. But I'm also skeptical she's a virgin, and if she is I'd rather have her after she loses it and goes through a boyfriend or two.


As mentioned upthread, this is all about the fetishists.
 
2014-04-29 08:49:03 PM  

SimpleFix: Virgin = horrible lay.


Depends. If both of you are into S&M, it could be good as long as she is the M.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:30 PM  
Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:43 PM  

Gotfire: One would need a weapons grade deflowering fetish to want to drop that kind of dough on a garden variety 20-something blonde chick.

... Or a guy with zero game

Imagine all the top shelf ass you could obtain flashing that kind of cash in any tier one city on the planet.


This. Also if this is vbay I start the bidding at $200 will throw in dinner at McDonald's and a donkey punch.
 
2014-04-29 08:53:07 PM  

Bob Falfa: She looks like she's made of plastic. Like everything on her is Photoshopped. Softened, somehow.


Badly, too.
 
2014-04-29 08:56:16 PM  

Cymbal: Pubby: First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this


She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.

Relax.

Most women lose their virginity to over zealous tampons anyways. Virginity is really no big deal. Just another fetish some dudes get chubbies over.


My Nirvana cover band is going to be named Overzealous Tampon.
 
2014-04-29 08:57:00 PM  

Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.


She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-29 08:59:21 PM  
I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.
 
2014-04-29 08:59:32 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....
 
2014-04-29 08:59:56 PM  

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.


She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.
 
2014-04-29 09:00:10 PM  
Will she take 10 bucks  for a slobbering hooter?
 
2014-04-29 09:01:51 PM  
If she doesn't mind a strap-on, I'll break her in if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
 
2014-04-29 09:02:14 PM  

Cymbal: GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.


Push it back in
 
2014-04-29 09:09:00 PM  
Sure, she's a virgin, and  Wilt Chamberlain was jealous of me.
 
2014-04-29 09:09:33 PM  
I never get why the pictures on this shiat are so modest.  I mean christ you are talking half a mil.  That's like someone putting a ferrari up and only having a couple outside shots.  Lets see the interior and under the hood.  Maybe a trunk shot.  If you want that type of money show off what you are selling ya know?
 
2014-04-29 09:11:11 PM  
She's pretty hot, but for half a mil she better be down for about a weeks worth of no limits carnal knowledge. Condom? No anal? No roughness? Pass. She'd be a decent fark for free getting picked up at a bar or meeting up for a real date after class, but nothing memorable with those limits.
 
2014-04-29 09:13:00 PM  

Cymbal: She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.


For more than half a mil, she'd better be more than ok with ending up with an outie.
 
2014-04-29 09:14:22 PM  

Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.


Bump of blow of the end of your knob and that back door will pop open like you hit the clicker for a Genie garage door opener.
 
2014-04-29 09:15:36 PM  

Pribar: Yup, the third pic in tfa makes her look like a third stringer for the bunny ranch...


sharp knees studman69.tiff.gif.jpeg2.bmp

She's way above the first stringers at the Bunny Ranch.
 
2014-04-29 09:16:00 PM  

tylerdurden217: Jeng: Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit

She has a self healing Wolverine hymen and will profit again, and again. Those dudes are suckers.

What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.


Pretty much this. Plus If I'm to spend $500K, I definitely DO NOT want a virgin. I want a girl with so much experience she can play William Tell on the bagpipes with that vagine.
 
2014-04-29 09:18:12 PM  

taurusowner: She's pretty hot, but for half a mil she better be down for about a weeks worth of no limits carnal knowledge. Condom? No anal? No roughness? Pass. She'd be a decent fark for free getting picked up at a bar or meeting up for a real date after class, but nothing memorable with those limits.


Yes. But you don't have a virgin fetish. She's already found plenty of dudes who will pay top dollar for the best three minutes of their lives. I don't blame her and I don't blame them. Happiness in life is fleeting, you got to take it where you can get it.
 
2014-04-29 09:18:17 PM  
Forget the sex, I want at least a decade of light housekeeping, and kitchen duty in a French made outfit.
 
2014-04-29 09:23:31 PM  
For a half mil,I would seek medical help to get an erection that lasts longer than four hours. When the clothes come off, she's going 'round the world'. Twice. When I am done even her nostrils wont be virgin..And before she leaves she will clean the house and do the laundry
 
2014-04-29 09:24:00 PM  
In other news, makeup now comes in rattle cans.

Somebody who has that low self esteem that they feel the need to hide behind that kinda shiat has some real issues I'd rather not entertain except in a brief passing encounter.

To hell with that noise.

Blech!
 
2014-04-29 09:26:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.

If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.


Your assessment makes a lot of sense. I had an ex who wanted to go to med school. farking everything that moved was about the only thing you could count on with her.
 
2014-04-29 09:26:43 PM  

hardinparamedic: kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.

If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is.

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.


I was a virgin in medical school.  Graduated at 25, married at 26, but still.  Damn good thing too, or I'd never have made it all the way.  Family is distracting when you need to devote yourself wholly to study.  I know others have done the sex and relationship thingin med school, but I don't thinkI could have.


/Or maybe I'm just really ugly.
//Or think I am.
///You'll never know!
 
2014-04-29 09:28:24 PM  
Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted

Mildly invasive?  Speak for yourself, subby.
 
2014-04-29 09:31:24 PM  
Just wondering if there will be an oral exam as well?
 
2014-04-29 09:37:41 PM  
I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.
 
2014-04-29 09:43:28 PM  

eggrolls: I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.


Too bad, you could have KNOCKED THE DUST OFF THAT PUSSY!
 
2014-04-29 09:49:05 PM  
$550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.
 
2014-04-29 09:49:20 PM  

eggrolls: I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.


Show me a woman who doesn't have deep and profound issues about sex men and closeness. In my experience women with the most emotional issues are the best in the sack. Just don't marry em slashed tires from a break up beats a cut off penis from a crazy wife.
 
2014-04-29 09:53:01 PM  

X_Raraavis: $550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


Again, none of those other women you mention are virgins.

How is it possible this many people don't understand fetishes?
On Fark of all places?
 
2014-04-29 09:57:47 PM  
They make take her virginity, but Uncle Sam will take his too. The tax man cometh.
 
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