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2014-04-29 06:29:52 PM  
Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.
 
2014-04-29 06:33:57 PM  
Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal
 
2014-04-29 06:37:56 PM  
Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates
 
2014-04-29 06:38:11 PM  
The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.
 
2014-04-29 06:47:00 PM  
She looks like she's made of plastic. Like everything on her is Photoshopped. Softened, somehow.
 
2014-04-29 06:54:51 PM  

Bob Falfa: Softened, somehow.


That'll come in handy. Later on.
 
2014-04-29 07:13:23 PM  
She should hype up her fears of it hurting and how she'll likely cry.  The Japanese market will be all over it.
 
2014-04-29 07:24:06 PM  
If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.
 
2014-04-29 07:52:24 PM  
She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.
 
2014-04-29 07:52:32 PM  
Hell, I'll,sell my ass virginity for a half a million.  I'm not gay, but I bet I would live, and be a half mill richer.

/she probably makes you wrap it
 
2014-04-29 07:53:27 PM  
Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:18 PM  
HuffPo, so I am guessing free Side Boob?
 
2014-04-29 07:54:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:54:40 PM  
Wait, I know who that is, that's-

media.melty.es

Whoops, no perforation necessary. Carry on.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:45 PM  
Aw jeez not this shiat again dot jpg
 
2014-04-29 07:54:55 PM  
"I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god
 
2014-04-29 07:55:32 PM  
"There will be a legal contract between us," she said. "[The winner] may not be happy [with the sex], but he knows what he's paying for."

I think I read about this in Snow Crash. No thanks.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:00 PM  

hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.


Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:56:18 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:56:25 PM  

hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.


So she's now relegated to pathology?  Tough to offend those 'patients'.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:29 PM  
Depressing as fark. Someone just give her the farking money and leave her be.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:44 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Nick Nostril: She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.


Yup, the third pic in tfa makes her look like a third stringer for the bunny ranch...
 
2014-04-29 07:57:14 PM  
So what's the over-under on how long it takes the internet to track down where she's doing her medical school training at?
 
2014-04-29 07:57:32 PM  
faadooindia.com
 
2014-04-29 07:58:48 PM  

Hollie Maea: Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.


www.americarisingpac.org

Fake names work great until you get outed by the internet.

If she wanted to stay unknown, she shouldn't have...you know..put her picture out there?
 
2014-04-29 07:59:26 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.
 
2014-04-29 08:00:57 PM  
The best comment is "vbay".
 
2014-04-29 08:01:11 PM  

It's Me Bender: CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.

The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.


EDIT: holy shiat I agree with C12 on something.


/don't taze me bro
 
2014-04-29 08:01:40 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2014-04-29 08:01:41 PM  
jokideo.com
 
2014-04-29 08:01:46 PM  
Ya, she's not quite the looker I was expecting, but she's not a dog either.

It's extremely suspect that a 30 year old american who looks like that hasn't ever been sexually active.

Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.
 
2014-04-29 08:01:50 PM  

hardinparamedic: So what's the over-under on how long it takes the internet to track down where she's doing her medical school training at?


I suggest starting their search at Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
 
2014-04-29 08:02:04 PM  
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean...
 
2014-04-29 08:02:44 PM  
That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.
 
2014-04-29 08:03:17 PM  
How many times are we going to fall for this stupid stunt? This must be, what, the sixth or seventh version of this on Fark, and the woman never, ever, ever goes through with it/never existed in the first place.
 
2014-04-29 08:03:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 08:03:40 PM  

kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.


If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.
 
2014-04-29 08:04:25 PM  
One would need a weapons grade deflowering fetish to want to drop that kind of dough on a garden variety 20-something blonde chick.

... Or a guy with zero game

Imagine all the top shelf ass you could obtain flashing that kind of cash in any tier one city on the planet.
 
2014-04-29 08:04:30 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
/and not just her face
 
2014-04-29 08:05:13 PM  
Raine cites financial gain as the No. 1 reason for selling her alleged purity, but adventure, eroticism, scandal and the chance to challenge norms about virginity also play into her decision.
"I've been planning this for a year and I've had a personal transformation because of it," she said. "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."


Modern feminism.
 
2014-04-29 08:05:46 PM  

czetie: How many times are we going to fall for this stupid stunt? This must be, what, the sixth or seventh version of this on Fark, and the woman never, ever, ever goes through with it/never existed in the first place.


I was going to ask for bets on how long until she is revealed to be an actress, or woman's studies major trying to get in to journalism.
 
2014-04-29 08:06:23 PM  

Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.


Wait. You mean it is not a cartoon drawing?
 
2014-04-29 08:06:31 PM  

spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god


If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.
 
2014-04-29 08:09:23 PM  
No thanks. I've managed a reasonable long term outlay with the wife and the return has been exemplary. I don't see this as a reasonable investment for a 3 minute amortization.
 
2014-04-29 08:09:40 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god

If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 08:10:19 PM  

downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal


In the US it's also a crime to travel overseas with the purpose of committing a crime. It's how we prosecute sex tourists.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:23 PM  
She's kinda like a brand new car. The price will drop considerably once she's driven off the lot.

I'll find her on backpage in a few months when she's $80 and all those pesky restrictions are gone.
 
2014-04-29 08:12:18 PM  
We should kickstart her a big dick black dude for shiats and giggles
 
2014-04-29 08:12:53 PM  
Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit
 
2014-04-29 08:25:01 PM  
A fool and his money...
 
2014-04-29 08:25:13 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2014-04-29 08:25:49 PM  

Banned on the Run: Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates



Yeah, maybe it's just me but to me being a virgin is a negative, not a plus. There's too much baggage that goes along with it. Someone who has been waiting so long for it... they place way too much importance on sex. It tends not to be some "really fun thing you do" and instead is "SEX, THAT THING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING." And yeah, no experience means no practice, no skills.

I'd always rather sex up a woman who has banged at least a couple dudes in her lifetime, and knows what she likes and doesn't like.

She is hot though. But I'm also skeptical she's a virgin, and if she is I'd rather have her after she loses it and goes through a boyfriend or two.
 
2014-04-29 08:27:40 PM  
No proctological work is warranted?

Pass.
 
2014-04-29 08:29:10 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

She's not worth $500,000......

.... $100,000 maybe....
 
2014-04-29 08:30:06 PM  

Joe Peanut: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

Wait. You mean it is not a cartoon drawing?


It's like her eyes are drooping from her face.

Like Droopy.
 
2014-04-29 08:31:31 PM  
Starfish
 
2014-04-29 08:31:42 PM  
Winston Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price"
 
2014-04-29 08:34:36 PM  
I dunno, I think it'd take more than half a mil before I'd bang another creepily-old virgin with control issues.

/Who am I kidding?
//I'd do her for free
 
gja
2014-04-29 08:37:15 PM  
Sheeeeeet, that's a HARD 27. Day-um.
 
2014-04-29 08:37:45 PM  
First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this
i.huffpost.com

She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.
 
2014-04-29 08:39:52 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Howdy Mr. Adulyadej!!!
 
2014-04-29 08:42:12 PM  

Pubby: First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this


She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.


Relax.

Most women lose their virginity to over zealous tampons anyways. Virginity is really no big deal. Just another fetish some dudes get chubbies over.
 
2014-04-29 08:44:24 PM  

downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal


She could tell people she's going to film it with intent to distribute.  Then it's "free speech."
 
2014-04-29 08:44:44 PM  

Jeng: Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit


She has a self healing Wolverine hymen and will profit again, and again. Those dudes are suckers.

What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.
 
2014-04-29 08:47:03 PM  
Virgin = horrible lay.
 
2014-04-29 08:48:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: Banned on the Run: Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates


Yeah, maybe it's just me but to me being a virgin is a negative, not a plus. There's too much baggage that goes along with it. Someone who has been waiting so long for it... they place way too much importance on sex. It tends not to be some "really fun thing you do" and instead is "SEX, THAT THING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING." And yeah, no experience means no practice, no skills.

I'd always rather sex up a woman who has banged at least a couple dudes in her lifetime, and knows what she likes and doesn't like.

She is hot though. But I'm also skeptical she's a virgin, and if she is I'd rather have her after she loses it and goes through a boyfriend or two.


As mentioned upthread, this is all about the fetishists.
 
2014-04-29 08:49:03 PM  

SimpleFix: Virgin = horrible lay.


Depends. If both of you are into S&M, it could be good as long as she is the M.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:30 PM  
Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:43 PM  

Gotfire: One would need a weapons grade deflowering fetish to want to drop that kind of dough on a garden variety 20-something blonde chick.

... Or a guy with zero game

Imagine all the top shelf ass you could obtain flashing that kind of cash in any tier one city on the planet.


This. Also if this is vbay I start the bidding at $200 will throw in dinner at McDonald's and a donkey punch.
 
2014-04-29 08:53:07 PM  

Bob Falfa: She looks like she's made of plastic. Like everything on her is Photoshopped. Softened, somehow.


Badly, too.
 
2014-04-29 08:56:16 PM  

Cymbal: Pubby: First off paying for it (in such an obvious way, as opposed to dinner, and bar tabs, because lets just be honest that's for my self-esteem not hers) puts me off.

Then there's this


She already looks like a 75/hr type just desperate to convince the drooling slobs on backpage that she's not a cop and really does love you long time.
I'm not against women selling sex. The Duke student who went into porn didn't make an pretense about what she was about. She liked sex, a lot I guess, and it helped out with her financial situation. Great. Fine.

But lets not pretend auctioning off the V-card to the highest bidder is anything other than prostitution. And whats more its the lowest form. Most people I have met who have been in or associated with the adult industry don't make any pretense about purity or whatever. They like sex. They have a vagina or penis as the case may be, and people will pay them to use it with them or with other people. Maybe on camera. Maybe in a hotel room. Though I try not to judge that stuff is sordid enough. The whole selling virginity thing takes on a whole new flavor of sexual submission in exchange for cash that creeps me out, if nothing else than for its seeming illicit implications with regards to taking a women's virginity.

Relax.

Most women lose their virginity to over zealous tampons anyways. Virginity is really no big deal. Just another fetish some dudes get chubbies over.


My Nirvana cover band is going to be named Overzealous Tampon.
 
2014-04-29 08:57:00 PM  

Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.


She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-29 08:59:21 PM  
I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.
 
2014-04-29 08:59:32 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....
 
2014-04-29 08:59:56 PM  

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.


She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.
 
2014-04-29 09:00:10 PM  
Will she take 10 bucks  for a slobbering hooter?
 
2014-04-29 09:01:51 PM  
If she doesn't mind a strap-on, I'll break her in if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
 
2014-04-29 09:02:14 PM  

Cymbal: GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.


Push it back in
 
2014-04-29 09:09:00 PM  
Sure, she's a virgin, and  Wilt Chamberlain was jealous of me.
 
2014-04-29 09:09:33 PM  
I never get why the pictures on this shiat are so modest.  I mean christ you are talking half a mil.  That's like someone putting a ferrari up and only having a couple outside shots.  Lets see the interior and under the hood.  Maybe a trunk shot.  If you want that type of money show off what you are selling ya know?
 
2014-04-29 09:11:11 PM  
She's pretty hot, but for half a mil she better be down for about a weeks worth of no limits carnal knowledge. Condom? No anal? No roughness? Pass. She'd be a decent fark for free getting picked up at a bar or meeting up for a real date after class, but nothing memorable with those limits.
 
2014-04-29 09:13:00 PM  

Cymbal: She has an outie. Gross. Do not want.


For more than half a mil, she'd better be more than ok with ending up with an outie.
 
2014-04-29 09:14:22 PM  

Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.


Bump of blow of the end of your knob and that back door will pop open like you hit the clicker for a Genie garage door opener.
 
2014-04-29 09:15:36 PM  

Pribar: Yup, the third pic in tfa makes her look like a third stringer for the bunny ranch...


sharp knees studman69.tiff.gif.jpeg2.bmp

She's way above the first stringers at the Bunny Ranch.
 
2014-04-29 09:16:00 PM  

tylerdurden217: Jeng: Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit

She has a self healing Wolverine hymen and will profit again, and again. Those dudes are suckers.

What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.


Pretty much this. Plus If I'm to spend $500K, I definitely DO NOT want a virgin. I want a girl with so much experience she can play William Tell on the bagpipes with that vagine.
 
2014-04-29 09:18:12 PM  

taurusowner: She's pretty hot, but for half a mil she better be down for about a weeks worth of no limits carnal knowledge. Condom? No anal? No roughness? Pass. She'd be a decent fark for free getting picked up at a bar or meeting up for a real date after class, but nothing memorable with those limits.


Yes. But you don't have a virgin fetish. She's already found plenty of dudes who will pay top dollar for the best three minutes of their lives. I don't blame her and I don't blame them. Happiness in life is fleeting, you got to take it where you can get it.
 
2014-04-29 09:18:17 PM  
Forget the sex, I want at least a decade of light housekeeping, and kitchen duty in a French made outfit.
 
2014-04-29 09:23:31 PM  
For a half mil,I would seek medical help to get an erection that lasts longer than four hours. When the clothes come off, she's going 'round the world'. Twice. When I am done even her nostrils wont be virgin..And before she leaves she will clean the house and do the laundry
 
2014-04-29 09:24:00 PM  
In other news, makeup now comes in rattle cans.

Somebody who has that low self esteem that they feel the need to hide behind that kinda shiat has some real issues I'd rather not entertain except in a brief passing encounter.

To hell with that noise.

Blech!
 
2014-04-29 09:26:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.

If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.


Your assessment makes a lot of sense. I had an ex who wanted to go to med school. farking everything that moved was about the only thing you could count on with her.
 
2014-04-29 09:26:43 PM  

hardinparamedic: kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.

If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is.

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.


I was a virgin in medical school.  Graduated at 25, married at 26, but still.  Damn good thing too, or I'd never have made it all the way.  Family is distracting when you need to devote yourself wholly to study.  I know others have done the sex and relationship thingin med school, but I don't thinkI could have.


/Or maybe I'm just really ugly.
//Or think I am.
///You'll never know!
 
2014-04-29 09:28:24 PM  
Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted

Mildly invasive?  Speak for yourself, subby.
 
2014-04-29 09:31:24 PM  
Just wondering if there will be an oral exam as well?
 
2014-04-29 09:37:41 PM  
I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.
 
2014-04-29 09:43:28 PM  

eggrolls: I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.


Too bad, you could have KNOCKED THE DUST OFF THAT PUSSY!
 
2014-04-29 09:49:05 PM  
$550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.
 
2014-04-29 09:49:20 PM  

eggrolls: I knew a 27yr old virgin once upon a time. Nice girl on the surface, and we became good friends, but she had deep and profound issues about sex, men and general issues of being close to other people. Even if I'd been free to tap it (already married when we met), I don't think I would have gone near it. There are ways natures says 'don't touch'. Eventually, her crazy got in the way, and we're not friends anymore.


Show me a woman who doesn't have deep and profound issues about sex men and closeness. In my experience women with the most emotional issues are the best in the sack. Just don't marry em slashed tires from a break up beats a cut off penis from a crazy wife.
 
2014-04-29 09:53:01 PM  

X_Raraavis: $550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


Again, none of those other women you mention are virgins.

How is it possible this many people don't understand fetishes?
On Fark of all places?
 
2014-04-29 09:57:47 PM  
They make take her virginity, but Uncle Sam will take his too. The tax man cometh.
 
2014-04-29 10:02:12 PM  
That's a stik I wouldn't chase if I were a guy OR a dawg. Cuz too skinny.
 
2014-04-29 10:02:39 PM  
Filed:
Virgin, Technical
 
2014-04-29 10:12:32 PM  
OMG!  When I first read the headline, I saw "middle school" instead of medical school.  I was about to be filled with rage and disgust, but meh.
 
2014-04-29 10:13:30 PM  
What a waste of money
 
2014-04-29 10:19:21 PM  
Insert: "Look at me, I'm an attention whore" pic here.
 
2014-04-29 10:19:47 PM  
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2014-04-29 10:19:58 PM  

mizchief: a sexy robot.


Now there is something I can pony up my dollars.
 
2014-04-29 10:23:14 PM  

GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x1275]


I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 10:23:51 PM  
I wonder how much for sloppy seconds?
 
2014-04-29 10:27:58 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I'm skeptical that she is truly a virgin.  That someone that physically attractive could be chaste into her late 20s and then at the drop of a hat go all full-blown whore?  Not buying it.


I probably could have ended up this way, if I hadn't met my hubby.

Hyperfocused a type personality, work and did college full time, with trust issues. But I was sex positive and very comfortable with my body. Your vibrator never lets you down.

He'll my good friend was a virgin until 28 because she just kept striking out with guys. Just a lot of losers.

A friend of mine is dating a 36years old virgin, combo of religious beliefs and same type a driven personality. They are good for each other.
 
2014-04-29 10:28:46 PM  

phrawgh: GardenWeasel: Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.

She missed a spot. Like a kidney/overy.

[i.huffpost.com image 850x1275]

I've seen a similar outfit somewhere before...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 328x400]


Frank did it better imho
 
2014-04-29 10:28:53 PM  

Cymbal: X_Raraavis: $550,000 seems a little high.

You could get two better looking pros for a half hour for $500.

That means you could have this chick who doesn't know what she is doing or 1100 threesomes.

You could get a night with a spectacularly good looking wanna be model actress for $2500.

You could get a few hours with a well known porn star for $10,000.

Supposedly there are a numerous C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.

Again, none of those other women you mention are virgins.

How is it possible this many people don't understand fetishes?
On Fark of all places?


OK, then you can hang out at a few college bars and buy enough fantastic looking freshmen girls drinks with $100 bills where you'd eventually find a smoking hot virgin for far less than half a million.
 
2014-04-29 10:31:00 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: I wonder how much for sloppy seconds?


I dunno why, but this comment got the best laugh out of me yet.
 
2014-04-29 10:33:35 PM  

trappedspirit: Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted

Mildly invasive?  Speak for yourself, subby.


Wanna know how I know subby is a dude.
 
2014-04-29 10:33:50 PM  

shortymac: Your vibrator never lets you down.


Tell that to the Old Lady, she has broken two so far when their batteries died at a "inconvenient" time for her


/when she tells me to keep going I don't care if I gotta tape it to a tongue depressor I aint stopping till she approves, I don't want the Bald Headed Beauty to end up being flung out the window...
 
2014-04-29 10:35:43 PM  

Zavulon: downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal

In the US it's also a crime to travel overseas with the purpose of committing a crime. It's how we prosecute sex tourists.


Except the that if a person travels to a jurisdiction where the activity is not a crime, then the travel would not be to commit a crime.  Sex tourist prosecutions here happen when the "tourist" travels to a jurisdiction where the activity is a crime in that jurisdiction.
 
2014-04-29 10:39:03 PM  

X_Raraavis: Supposedly there are a numerous  hepatitis C List actresses and reality TV stars who can be had for $5000 to $30,000 depending on their notoriety.


ftfy
 
2014-04-29 10:47:15 PM  

Hollie Maea: hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.

Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.


If she's real, and those are actually pics of her, her real name will be public before this thread is closed to comments.
 
2014-04-29 11:07:44 PM  
Never mind that; I'll fork out money for a Hannah Rosen charity dunking booth.
 
2014-04-29 11:09:38 PM  

Finger51: Pretty much this. Plus If I'm to spend $500K, I definitely DO NOT want a virgin. I want a girl with so much experience she can play William Tell on the bagpipes with that vagine.


Oh, well if that's what you're looking for, you can find that for around $5000. Maybe $10,000 tops, and that includes the trapeze/chandelier stuff.
 
2014-04-29 11:21:55 PM  
so what?
 
2014-04-29 11:31:55 PM  
Cute girl -- I'd hit it, but I wouldn't pay for it.

Good for her, though.  If she really doesn't have any weird issues with it she should go for it.  You can be damn sure that most guys would have loved to be able to sell their virginity to a woman for half a million dollars.  I certainly would have.
 
2014-04-30 12:04:47 AM  
How much for seconds?
 
2014-04-30 12:33:12 AM  
Hooo boy. Literally.

Anyways, sex with someone who'll be terrible at it? Sign me up! No way I won't regret that!

/pretty much what I think everytime I'm tempted to hit on someone under 30.
//no way in hell I'd pay for it, lol
 
2014-04-30 12:36:56 AM  
This is totally sexist. A man would never be able to get half a mill for his virginity. This should never be aloud until we have true equality.
 
2014-04-30 01:15:21 AM  

fusillade762: Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.


Not even worth half a thousand.

Half a million?  Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?
 
2014-04-30 01:23:15 AM  

stuffy: This is totally sexist. A man would never be able to get half a mill for his virginity. This should never be aloud until we have true equality.


So are you suggesting it be silent or just done quietly?
 
2014-04-30 01:28:36 AM  

silverjets: Is there a diamond mine in her vagina or something?


Heigh-Ho!
 
2014-04-30 01:28:50 AM  
I've nailed hotter REAL hookers for a hell of a lot cheaper. Not ashamed one bit.
 
2014-04-30 01:35:19 AM  

MustardTiger: I've nailed hotter REAL hookers for a hell of a lot cheaper. Not ashamed one bit.


Nor should you be, good sir. Value in all things, and all that. That includes time spent inhaling cocaine from her backside.

Carry on then.
 
2014-04-30 02:39:56 AM  

techgeek07: Condom?   For that much money, Lady, you ARE the condom.


Can't.. stop.. laughing...
 
2014-04-30 05:42:50 AM  
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2014-04-30 06:02:57 AM  

Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.


Thanks for the month of TF!
 
2014-04-30 06:53:11 AM  

tylerdurden217: What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.


It's a cultural hangover from pre-modern times.

As a man, you didn't want to be expending your resources raising somebody else's child -- or worse, eventually passing your inheritance to them. The only way to be sure a child was yours was if the woman didn't have sex with somebody else. And the only way to be absolutely sure she had never had sex with somebody else was if she was a virgin. Ergo, the value of pre-marital virginity (but only for women because double standard).

Yes, in a modern context, it's a little odd. What makes it still interesting IMO is that friction between something that culturally we still care about without quite being sure why, a cultural meme that is no longer anchored.

/For the record, I remember a time when I cared that a woman had had sex with another man immediately before me...
 
2014-04-30 07:40:27 AM  
i142.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-30 10:30:10 AM  
She's an Apprehensive Smiler.
 
2014-04-30 11:51:57 AM  
czetie: tylerdurden217: What's the big deal about virgins? That loses its appeal pretty quick if it ever was there. I don't remember a time when I cared if a woman had sex with another man before me.

It's a cultural evolutionary hangover from pre-modern times.

FTFY.
 
2014-04-30 11:54:46 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.

Thanks for the month of TF!


Keep up the good work!
 
2014-04-30 12:23:49 PM  

Swiss Colony: [static.fjcdn.com image 437x600]


/rightclicksave
//i lol'd
 
2014-04-30 12:25:38 PM  
if you have a dollar get in line and raise your hand.  no cutting.
api.ning.com
 
2014-04-30 08:35:40 PM  

moike: Mark Ratner: The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

Bump of blow of the end of your knob and that back door will pop open like you hit the clicker for a Genie garage door opener.


LAUGHTER OL....+ 1 TF
 
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