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(Huffington Post)   Virgin in medical school is offering bidders a chance to perform a brief, mildly-invasive procedure to perforate her hymen. Procedure would be gynecological only, no proctological work is warranted   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 142
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2014-04-29 06:29:52 PM  
Not bad. Not worth half a million, though. Especially without a sandwich or three first.
 
2014-04-29 06:33:57 PM  
Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal
 
2014-04-29 06:37:56 PM  
Call me in a few years when she knows what the hell she's doing and is charging market rates
 
2014-04-29 06:38:11 PM  
The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently.

what a prude...I'm out.
 
2014-04-29 06:47:00 PM  
She looks like she's made of plastic. Like everything on her is Photoshopped. Softened, somehow.
 
2014-04-29 06:54:51 PM  

Bob Falfa: Softened, somehow.


That'll come in handy. Later on.
 
2014-04-29 07:13:23 PM  
She should hype up her fears of it hurting and how she'll likely cry.  The Japanese market will be all over it.
 
2014-04-29 07:24:06 PM  
If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.
 
2014-04-29 07:52:24 PM  
She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.
 
2014-04-29 07:52:32 PM  
Hell, I'll,sell my ass virginity for a half a million.  I'm not gay, but I bet I would live, and be a half mill richer.

/she probably makes you wrap it
 
2014-04-29 07:53:27 PM  
Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:18 PM  
HuffPo, so I am guessing free Side Boob?
 
2014-04-29 07:54:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:54:40 PM  
Wait, I know who that is, that's-

media.melty.es

Whoops, no perforation necessary. Carry on.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:45 PM  
Aw jeez not this shiat again dot jpg
 
2014-04-29 07:54:55 PM  
"I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god
 
2014-04-29 07:55:32 PM  
"There will be a legal contract between us," she said. "[The winner] may not be happy [with the sex], but he knows what he's paying for."

I think I read about this in Snow Crash. No thanks.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:00 PM  

hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.


Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:56:18 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:56:25 PM  

hardinparamedic: Haha. Oh wow.

Have fun in your residency and fellowship selection when they google your name and find these articles. Enjoy Family Practice, Miss.


So she's now relegated to pathology?  Tough to offend those 'patients'.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:29 PM  
Depressing as fark. Someone just give her the farking money and leave her be.
 
2014-04-29 07:56:44 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


Nick Nostril: She's a virgin like a cat has nine lives.


Yup, the third pic in tfa makes her look like a third stringer for the bunny ranch...
 
2014-04-29 07:57:14 PM  
So what's the over-under on how long it takes the internet to track down where she's doing her medical school training at?
 
2014-04-29 07:57:32 PM  
faadooindia.com
 
2014-04-29 07:58:48 PM  

Hollie Maea: Didn't you read the article? She is using a fake name.


www.americarisingpac.org

Fake names work great until you get outed by the internet.

If she wanted to stay unknown, she shouldn't have...you know..put her picture out there?
 
2014-04-29 07:59:26 PM  

CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.


The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.
 
2014-04-29 08:00:57 PM  
The best comment is "vbay".
 
2014-04-29 08:01:11 PM  

It's Me Bender: CruiserTwelve: If she's a virgin I'm the King of Siam.

The kind of woman who decides at age 27 to sell her virginity is not still a virgin at age 27.


EDIT: holy shiat I agree with C12 on something.


/don't taze me bro
 
2014-04-29 08:01:40 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2014-04-29 08:01:41 PM  
jokideo.com
 
2014-04-29 08:01:46 PM  
Ya, she's not quite the looker I was expecting, but she's not a dog either.

It's extremely suspect that a 30 year old american who looks like that hasn't ever been sexually active.

Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.
 
2014-04-29 08:01:50 PM  

hardinparamedic: So what's the over-under on how long it takes the internet to track down where she's doing her medical school training at?


I suggest starting their search at Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
 
2014-04-29 08:02:04 PM  
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean...
 
2014-04-29 08:02:44 PM  
That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.
 
2014-04-29 08:03:17 PM  
How many times are we going to fall for this stupid stunt? This must be, what, the sixth or seventh version of this on Fark, and the woman never, ever, ever goes through with it/never existed in the first place.
 
2014-04-29 08:03:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 08:03:40 PM  

kroonermanblack: Though if she's in Med School, it's somewhat believable, those people tend to be hyper-focused and just strange.


If she's in medical school, I highly doubt she's a virgin. Or anyone in Medical school is. 

Residents and fellows fark like jackrabbits. With each other, nurses, EDTs, attendings, even the secretaries on the units if they're attractive enough to them.

As a side note, if you ever have to sleep in an MD's on-call room, lysol the bed and put a sheet down for the love of God before laying on it.
 
2014-04-29 08:04:25 PM  
One would need a weapons grade deflowering fetish to want to drop that kind of dough on a garden variety 20-something blonde chick.

... Or a guy with zero game

Imagine all the top shelf ass you could obtain flashing that kind of cash in any tier one city on the planet.
 
2014-04-29 08:04:30 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
/and not just her face
 
2014-04-29 08:05:13 PM  
Raine cites financial gain as the No. 1 reason for selling her alleged purity, but adventure, eroticism, scandal and the chance to challenge norms about virginity also play into her decision.
"I've been planning this for a year and I've had a personal transformation because of it," she said. "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."


Modern feminism.
 
2014-04-29 08:05:46 PM  

czetie: How many times are we going to fall for this stupid stunt? This must be, what, the sixth or seventh version of this on Fark, and the woman never, ever, ever goes through with it/never existed in the first place.


I was going to ask for bets on how long until she is revealed to be an actress, or woman's studies major trying to get in to journalism.
 
2014-04-29 08:06:23 PM  

Starshines: That second picture is so photoshopped she might as well have posted a cartoon drawing instead.


Wait. You mean it is not a cartoon drawing?
 
2014-04-29 08:06:31 PM  

spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god


If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.
 
2014-04-29 08:09:23 PM  
No thanks. I've managed a reasonable long term outlay with the wife and the return has been exemplary. I don't see this as a reasonable investment for a 3 minute amortization.
 
2014-04-29 08:09:40 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: spamdog: "I'm more educated about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming."

oh god

If you charge for it you aren't a slut, you're a whore.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 08:10:19 PM  

downstairs: Curious on the legality of this.  I get the loophole about going to Australia, but she's technically advertising in the US, where its largely illegal.

/Again, just curious- I personally think prostitution should be legal


In the US it's also a crime to travel overseas with the purpose of committing a crime. It's how we prosecute sex tourists.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:23 PM  
She's kinda like a brand new car. The price will drop considerably once she's driven off the lot.

I'll find her on backpage in a few months when she's $80 and all those pesky restrictions are gone.
 
2014-04-29 08:12:18 PM  
We should kickstart her a big dick black dude for shiats and giggles
 
2014-04-29 08:12:53 PM  
Step 1: Get Hymen repaired
Step 2: Sell virginity on the internet
Step 3: Profit
 
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