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2014-04-29 12:28:23 PM  
Markus Hendrik Kaarma

Really.
 
2014-04-29 12:52:37 PM  
That's the high school student? Did someone check a birth certificate? He looks about 30.
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-04-29 01:36:48 PM  
Apparently, Subby has never seen Boardwalk Empire.
 
2014-04-29 01:37:43 PM  
Entrapment, anyone?
 
2014-04-29 01:38:07 PM  
Stylist =/= Barber
 
2014-04-29 01:38:10 PM  
Instant Kaarma's gonna get you. Gonna shoot you right in the face.
 
2014-04-29 01:38:47 PM  
That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?
 
2014-04-29 01:39:00 PM  

mama2tnt: Entrapment, anyone?


The purse was asking for it. Look at how the garage was dressed.
 
2014-04-29 01:40:56 PM  

Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?


I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.
 
2014-04-29 01:42:36 PM  

tarheel07: Stylist =/= Barber


What's the difference? Because every dictionary says they're synonyms.
 
2014-04-29 01:43:25 PM  

mama2tnt: Entrapment Murder 2, anyone?


... but it's not entrapment. That's a whole different thing, like when that cute cop tried to give me some putytang for a small service fee.
 
2014-04-29 01:44:07 PM  
yeah but they keep your haircut records...right?
 
2014-04-29 01:45:34 PM  
Three fastest ways to spread news?
Telegraph
Telephone
Tell a woman

// Thanks grandpa
/// Now git off my lawn.  Now.
 
2014-04-29 01:46:09 PM  

Walker: That's the high school student? Did someone check a birth certificate? He looks about 30.
[i.kinja-img.com image 636x363]


He was European.
 
2014-04-29 01:46:12 PM  
Before the shooting, Kaarma allegedly told his hairstylist that he hoped to shoot the person breaking into his home. "I'm just waiting to shoot some (expletive) kid," Kaarma said, according to the affidavit.

Typical gun owner.
 
2014-04-29 01:46:20 PM  

mama2tnt: Entrapment, anyone?


www.georgetowner.com

For entrapment to occur, there has to be enticement by law enforcement agencies for a person to commit a crime they otherwise would not.

This is negligent homicide, at best.

45-3-103. Use of force in defense of occupied structure. (1) A person is justified in the use of force or threat to use force against another when and to the extent that the person reasonably believes that the use of force is necessary to prevent or terminate the other person's unlawful entry into or attack upon an occupied structure. (2) A person justified in the use of force pursuant to subsection (1) is justified in the use of force likely to cause death or serious bodily harm only if:  (a) the entry is made or attempted and the person reasonably believes that the force is necessary to prevent an assault upon the person or another then in the occupied structure; or  (b) the person reasonably believes that the force is necessary to prevent the commission of a forcible felony in the occupied structure. History: En. 94-3-103 by Sec. 1, Ch. 513, L. 1973; R.C.M. 1947, 94-3-103; amd. Sec. 1644, Ch. 56, L. 2009; amd. Sec. 4, Ch. 332, L. 2009.

The kid was unarmed, and screaming for him not to shoot.
 
2014-04-29 01:47:51 PM  

mama2tnt: Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?

I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.


I'm sure as hell glad you're not in charge of the law. That's truly and deeply repugnant.
 
2014-04-29 01:49:31 PM  

mama2tnt: Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?

I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.



Thafuq, man? Jesus Christ, that's a man's life. If you touch my stuff, it's not worth me blowing your head off, or emptying my 12-gauge full of double-ought buck into the garage I've got you trapped in.
 
2014-04-29 01:49:31 PM  
What about haircut records.  Can they at least keep people from looking at my haircut records?
 
2014-04-29 01:51:35 PM  

ragekage: mama2tnt: Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?

I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.


Thafuq, man? Jesus Christ, that's a man's life. If you touch my stuff, it's not worth me blowing your head off, or emptying my 12-gauge full of double-ought buck into the garage I've got you trapped in.


Moral of the story: Don't touch his stuff.
 
2014-04-29 01:51:58 PM  

scottydoesntknow: tarheel07: Stylist =/= Barber

What's the difference? Because every dictionary says they're synonyms.


A stylist does people's hair all day and listens to their fascinating stories and repeats them to whoever will listen.
A barber cuts men's hair all day and listens to blowhards expound about their exploits, and manages not to slit their throats with a straight-razor.  Paradoxically, he charges half as much and keeps his friggin' trap shut.
 
2014-04-29 01:53:40 PM  

Billy Liar: A barber cuts men's hair all day and listens to blowhards expound about their exploits, and manages not to slit their throats with a straight-razor.  Paradoxically, he charges half as much and keeps his friggin' trap shut.


Oh, I thought he charged half as much because he made more money as a surgeon?

Do Barbers not trepinate and amputate anymore?
 
2014-04-29 01:53:52 PM  
This guy is farked.
 
2014-04-29 01:54:02 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Markus Hendrik Kaarma

Really.


www.everyjoe.com
 
2014-04-29 01:54:08 PM  
Kaarma's a biatch.
 
2014-04-29 01:55:12 PM  
Thank God the bartender/customer confidentiality rule is intact.

What?

oh shiat
 
2014-04-29 01:56:00 PM  

ElLoco: ragekage: mama2tnt: Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?

I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.


Thafuq, man? Jesus Christ, that's a man's life. If you touch my stuff, it's not worth me blowing your head off, or emptying my 12-gauge full of double-ought buck into the garage I've got you trapped in.

Moral of the story: Don't touch his stuff.


...or he'll kill you.

/Settle down, Francis
 
2014-04-29 01:57:51 PM  
I am always left with the same feelings when I read one of these 'guy kills thief' stories.  First is an undeniable sense of apathy for the thief, I really don't care that a thief gets killed while thieving.  Sure it's not the proper penalty under the law, but I honestly don't care.  Secondly, I'm always very hopeful that the person who did the shooting (at least if it wasn't a real case of self defense) get's life in prison.  It's a win / win really, society gets to rid itself of a thief and a psycho all in one swipe.

/he baited the garage with a purse, this guy needs to go away.
 
2014-04-29 01:58:28 PM  
This is just like the Minnesotan asshat who killed the two unarmed teenagers.  I'm all for supporting people's  responsible gun ownership, but when you are fantasizing about catching someone in the act of theft so you can shoot them, your mindset is beyond farked.
 
2014-04-29 02:00:08 PM  
He executed his plan.
 
2014-04-29 02:01:47 PM  
Late April Fool's Day article?  The shooter's name is Kaarma and the perp/victim's name is Dire Dede (Dire Deed)?  Come on.
 
2014-04-29 02:04:50 PM  

learn2fly: Kaarma's a biatch.


Kaarma's a biaatch.
 
2014-04-29 02:06:30 PM  
Instant Kaarma doesn't work the way you expect it to.
 
2014-04-29 02:07:21 PM  
Looks like I'm going to have to start cutting my own hair then. Or maybe just not tell everyone I come across about felonies I'm planning. Either way, this is certainly going disrupt my lifestyle.
 
2014-04-29 02:09:09 PM  
Ctrl-F "haircut records"

phil her craken: yeah but they keep your haircut records...right?


Well played
 
2014-04-29 02:09:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 02:09:58 PM  

ragekage: mama2tnt: Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?

I'm with you.

Not-so-CSB: One of the monsters decided to help himself to the items in an unlocked car on his walk home one night (yes, alcohol was involved - duh). He's lucky the homeowners called the cops and beat on him instead of simply shooting him, as I consider their farking right.


Thafuq, man? Jesus Christ, that's a man's life. If you touch my stuff, it's not worth me blowing your head off, or emptying my 12-gauge full of double-ought buck into the garage I've got you trapped in.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 02:10:37 PM  
Twenty plus years ago my father was so enraged with people cutting through his yard that he wanted to hide boards in the yard with nails sticking up.  I think he got the idea from Death Wish III.

Contrary to the works of the great Charles Bronson, you are not allowed to booby trap your house no matter how cool it would be to say "Tough break, pallie" to a vicious street punk as he begs for his life.
 
2014-04-29 02:14:25 PM  

Superjew: That poor, poor burglar.   A guy should be able to commit crimes without having to worry about being shot all the time, amirite?


The door was open. The guy that came in could've literally come in by sheer curiosity.
 
2014-04-29 02:16:32 PM  
I'm not saying I agree with it. But I understand.
 
2014-04-29 02:19:10 PM  
 "his common-law wife, Janelle Pflager"

On a side note, never trust anyone with a silent "P" in their name. They're already hiding something.
 
2014-04-29 02:20:13 PM  

hardinparamedic: This is negligent homicide, at best.

45-3-103. Use of force in defense of occupied structure. (1) A person is justified in the use of force or threat to use force against another when and to the extent that the person reasonably believes that the use of force is necessary to prevent or terminate the other person's unlawful entry into or attack upon an occupied structure. (2) A person justified in the use of force pursuant to subsection (1) is justified in the use of force likely to cause death or serious bodily harm only if:  (a) the entry is made or attempted and the person reasonably believes that the force is necessary to prevent an assault upon the person or another then in the occupied structure; or  (b) the person reasonably believes that the force is necessary to prevent the commission of a forcible felony in the occupied structure. History: En. 94-3-103 by Sec. 1, Ch. 513, L. 1973; R.C.M. 1947, 94-3-103; amd. Sec. 1644, Ch. 56, L. 2009; amd. Sec. 4, Ch. 332, L. 2009.

The kid was unarmed, and screaming for him not to shoot.


what does negligent homicide have to do with this statute?
.
it's murder.  by the book.  planned out, intent to kill, used a trap, shot where the trap was.

this statute you quote offers an excuse to murder/homicide.  however, that excuse is clearly inapplicable:

1) the structure was not occupied.  it is also clear that the person shot into the garage from outside.
2) the trapped person was not about to perform an assault (no one was within the structure, his mobility was limited)
3) the shooter knew or should have none all this.
4) the victim was white.

so, murder.  no excuses.  lethal force was not justified.

/ don't like it, write your congress person to allow murder.
 
2014-04-29 02:24:38 PM  
Just got done writing a check for $95 to the secretary of state for a duplicate vehicle title that got stolen in a burglary. No replacement for all the stuff with sentimental value, though.
No sympathy for burglars here.
 
2014-04-29 02:25:20 PM  
*Reads poorly written article about dude eagerly awaiting to blast someone over any  transgression*

Markus Hendrik Kaarma isn't a Korean name...what gives?

It's usually the Korean guy.

/Korea
 
2014-04-29 02:25:48 PM  

phil her craken: yeah but they keep your haircut records...right?


Came in for this.

/Leaving satisfied
 
2014-04-29 02:29:42 PM  
Thafuq, man? Jesus Christ, that's a man's life. If you touch my stuff, it's not worth me blowing your head off, or emptying my 12-gauge full of double-ought buck into the garage I've got you trapped in.

So you're saying you're glad no one shot at you back when you used to go out stealing stuff?
 
2014-04-29 02:32:16 PM  

pute kisses like a man: this statute you quote offers an excuse to murder/homicide.  however, that excuse is clearly inapplicable:


Who exactly are you arguing with? I'm going with "You're trolling" based on your statements, but - just in case you're not:  There was no imminent danger from that person, and the subject was clearly incapacitated. Under Montana state law, he had no legal justification for shooting this kid.
 
2014-04-29 02:38:17 PM  
Welcome to America, Hanz! I'm sure you have psychos in Germany too, but ours are WAY better armed, so you can't count on just being able to outrun the sucker you're victimizing.

But thanks for rooting out this nutjob before he shot some bystander for looking at him wrong. Your life was not entirely in vain.
 
2014-04-29 02:39:23 PM  
A sane person who traps a thief in a garage calls the cops. An asshole like Kaarma just blasts them because all they really want to do is kill someone. He belongs in prison, that kind of behavior is bad for society, no matter who the victim is or what they are doing.
 
2014-04-29 02:46:20 PM  

InsaneJelloTroll: A sane person who traps a thief in a garage calls the cops. An asshole like Kaarma just blasts them because all they really want to do is kill someone. He belongs in prison, that kind of behavior is bad for society, no matter who the victim is or what they are doing.


So you're saying we should give him a badge?
 
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