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(Medium)   In 1972, scientists discovered a 2 billion-year-old nuclear reactor in west Africa. Gulp   ( ) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, scientists discovered, nuclear reactors, Nuclear Physics, atomic nuclei, fundamental constants, fine structures, fissile material, nuclear waste  
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11198 clicks; posted to Geek » on 29 Apr 2014 at 1:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-29 11:39:48 AM  
4 votes:
There are only two possible explanations: It's the power source of an early model Stargate, or else Tesla crashed his nuclear-powered time machine in Africa.
2014-04-29 01:51:52 PM  
3 votes:
old news.
2014-04-29 04:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
That was the same year that a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... them.
2014-04-29 03:23:07 PM  
2 votes:
I love a website that gives me info on like a third of my screen at Reader's Digest For Old People size font. I don't feel that my mouse wheel finger gets enough exercise, since I have the World Scrolling Finals coming up next month. It's sites like this that keep food on my table.
2014-04-29 02:14:58 PM  
2 votes:
2014-04-29 02:01:57 PM  
2 votes:
"The Oklo story ebds with a damp squib."

WTF? I think the author has encoded a message in this sentence.
2014-04-29 12:15:26 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder if anyone noticed the ground being warmer there, or the high volume of denture sales.
2014-04-29 06:58:00 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, millions of West Africans continue to breathe deep sighs of relief this is only two billion years' worth of accumulated, natural, nuclear waste, and not a significant proven crude oil reserve to provoke all kinds of freedom and democracy.
2014-04-29 04:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
Brainsick: T'Challa frowns upon your shenanigans

OK, this actually gives us a way to determine if we're living in a DC or a Marvel universe.

We go there and look.  If it's Wakanda, we're in Marvel.  If it's Gorilla City, we're in DC.
2014-04-29 02:43:35 PM  
1 vote:

The obvious answer is to bury all this waste on the Moon
2014-04-29 02:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
 2 billion years without a meltdown.  That's a pretty good safety record.
2014-04-29 02:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
YAY! Nuclear power is safe, natural, and there is no way anything can possibly go wrong.

Also, burying all our shiat at Yucca mountain is a good idea.
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