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(International Business Times)   Kate Middleton successfully scares future Princess from marrying Prince Harry   (ibtimes.com) divider line 34
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2014-04-29 12:58:43 PM
Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-04-29 01:14:39 PM
Harry is a badass. I'm sure there have been royals in the past who were just as, if not more badass but his military service, epic partying, charity work, and hot chick banging would get my vote. He should become a US citizen and run for president because he would rule forever.


/do not take last sentence seriously
 
2014-04-29 01:18:45 PM
There is a new Fox reality show where they use a Prince Harry look a like to trick a group of women that they are competing in a The Bachelor type show to marry Prince Harry.  I'm serious.
 
2014-04-29 01:21:33 PM
Oh, please! Kate? Telling Watercress how haaaard she has to work as part of the Firm, how bad it is? Coming from the same person who does grip and grin engagements in crappy but expensive garments and flashing the goods between vacations?

Yeah, right.

//more likely it's because Cress wants to be a celebrity and was/is using Harry as a stepping stone
/that, and she's leagues ahead of him in the brains department
///besides, I hardly think the Partying Ginger is going to settle down anytime soon
 
2014-04-29 01:23:17 PM
Would not hit...

static.entertainmentwise.com

/knees are too sharp
 
2014-04-29 01:23:46 PM
"International Business Times"

A short rumor piece about the latest happenings on a rumor site. Not even their own rumor reporting.

What is this shiat?
 
2014-04-29 01:24:09 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/[community.us.playstation.com image 200x148]


I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.

Apropos of nothing, here's a joke:

The Pope goes to England and is feted by the Queen at a state dinner. "You know, Your Holiness," says the Queen, "I can make 500 Englishmen cheer for five minutes with just a wave of my hand." She gives one of those Queen-y waves and all the Englishmen there shout "Huzzah!" "That's nothing," says the Pope. "With one wave of my hand I can make five million Irishmen cheer for a week." "Really? How?" asks the Queen and the Pope gives her a good slap in the face.
 
2014-04-29 01:31:52 PM

blatz514: Would not hit...



/knees are too sharp


Even if her sharp knees were destined to impale my kidneys in some androcidal mantis-esque ritual

I would still hit it
 
2014-04-29 01:46:49 PM
When encountering sharp knees, the only safe place to be is between them.  Rather than being impaled by sharp knees, commence counter-impaling procedures immediately.  This will result in the sharp knees being safely aimed away from one's person.
 
2014-04-29 01:47:51 PM
Haha...'Bonas'.
 
2014-04-29 01:48:20 PM

ongbok: There is a new Fox reality show where they use a Prince Harry look a like to trick a group of women that they are competing in a The Bachelor type show to marry Prince Harry.  I'm serious.


The Daily Fail had a field day with that show.  Those women were truly idiots.

clambam: SecretAgentWoman: Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/[community.us.playstation.com image 200x148]

I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.


British titled royals technically don't have surnames, but Mountbatten-Windsor can be used.  I thought she might be Catherine Cambridge since William and Harry both use the name Wales on their military uniforms but apparently not.
 
2014-04-29 01:58:30 PM
Marisyana:
I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.

British titled royals technically don't have surnames, but Mountbatten-Windsor can be used.  I thought she might be Catherine Cambridge since William and Harry both use the name Wales on their military uniforms but apparently not.


To the amusement of some, I refer to the Royal Couple as "William KateandAshley"
 
2014-04-29 02:00:07 PM
I understand it's a deal breaker for a lot of women when the royals reveal there true lizard people appearance...

As opposed to the normal human appearance they show to the public.

/Well other than Prince Charles
 
2014-04-29 02:00:17 PM
And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of buzz

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-04-29 02:04:50 PM
Sounds like the girl is getting good advice.  If you want to join an operation, have your spouse ask the spouses of the principals what it is really like.  Before I took my current position, my wife met with the wives of the other three partners to talk about the operation.  Best advice in the world.
 
2014-04-29 02:20:47 PM

Marisyana: ongbok: There is a new Fox reality show where they use a Prince Harry look a like to trick a group of women that they are competing in a The Bachelor type show to marry Prince Harry.  I'm serious.

The Daily Fail had a field day with that show.  Those women were truly idiots.

clambam: SecretAgentWoman: Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/[community.us.playstation.com image 200x148]

I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.

British titled royals technically don't have surnames, but Mountbatten-Windsor can be used.  I thought she might be Catherine Cambridge since William and Harry both use the name Wales on their military uniforms but apparently not.


William used to wear a red speedo with WOW written across the bum. William of Wales.
 
2014-04-29 02:22:52 PM
She is doing all the things that people in their 20s should be doing," a source told the Daily Mail last month. Bonas and Prince Harry first sparked relationship rumors last February after the duo was spotted skiing together in Verbier, Switzerland. The couple was reportedly first introduced by Bonas' friend and Prince Harry's cousin, Princess Eugenie of York, in May 2012.

I don't know. I didn't go on ski trips to Switzerland and hang out with Princesses when I was in my 20's.
 
2014-04-29 02:30:23 PM

raptusregaliter: Watercress


I prefer "Toyota Cressida" myself.
 
2014-04-29 02:37:48 PM
Cockblocked.
 
2014-04-29 02:52:30 PM
Kate must have whispered in her ear, "Not all rulers have twelve inches..."
 
2014-04-29 03:02:49 PM
ReverendJynxed: KateCockblocked.

FIFY
 
2014-04-29 03:25:24 PM

Marisyana: ongbok: There is a new Fox reality show where they use a Prince Harry look a like to trick a group of women that they are competing in a The Bachelor type show to marry Prince Harry.  I'm serious.

The Daily Fail had a field day with that show.  Those women were truly idiots.

clambam: SecretAgentWoman: Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/[community.us.playstation.com image 200x148]

I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.

British titled royals technically don't have surnames, but Mountbatten-Windsor can be used.  I thought she might be Catherine Cambridge since William and Harry both use the name Wales on their military uniforms but apparently not.


She's (HRH) The Duchess of Cambridge. That's it. The media can't seem to get it right, which is odd, because it never called Diana, Princess of Wales "Diana Spencer" after her marriage. Even simple Duchess Catherine would be more correct than to call her Kate Middleton.

If she and William divorced before Charles becomes king, she'd be known as Catherine, Duchesse of Cambridge. If she and William divorce after Charles becomes King and William is invested in the Principality of Wales, she'd be Catherine, Princess of Wales.
 
2014-04-29 04:17:26 PM
heahea.org
 
2014-04-29 04:35:56 PM

PreMortem: Harry is a badass. I'm sure there have been royals in the past who were just as, if not more badass but his military service, epic partying, charity work, and hot chick banging would get my vote.


Ah, but unlike Edward VII, Harry lacks a 3 way fellatio chair in a Paris brothel
 
2014-04-29 04:46:25 PM
Booty Envy?
 
2014-04-29 05:09:49 PM
and, I should care about this because?......
 
2014-04-29 06:08:37 PM

Gsm136: PreMortem: Harry is a badass. I'm sure there have been royals in the past who were just as, if not more badass but his military service, epic partying, charity work, and hot chick banging would get my vote.

Ah, but unlike Edward VII, Harry lacks a 3 way fellatio chair in a Paris brothel


One of these days, I really need to read a biography of Edward VII. He sounds like he got up to some wild shiat.
 
2014-04-29 06:50:17 PM
The only royal I care about is Pippa.  Because Dat Ass.
 
2014-04-29 06:58:19 PM

alternative girlfriend: She's (HRH) The Duchess of Cambridge. That's it. The media can't seem to get it right, which is odd, because it never called Diana, Princess of Wales "Diana Spencer" after her marriage. Even simple Duchess Catherine would be more correct than to call her Kate Middleton.



Didn't they call her Lady Diana?  That was her title before marriage since her father was an Earl.
 
2014-04-29 07:23:43 PM

FizixJunkee: alternative girlfriend: She's (HRH) The Duchess of Cambridge. That's it. The media can't seem to get it right, which is odd, because it never called Diana, Princess of Wales "Diana Spencer" after her marriage. Even simple Duchess Catherine would be more correct than to call her Kate Middleton.


Didn't they call her Lady Diana?  That was her title before marriage since her father was an Earl.


They called her that before she got married, but not afterward.
 
2014-04-29 08:36:40 PM

Walker: Marisyana: ongbok: There is a new Fox reality show where they use a Prince Harry look a like to trick a group of women that they are competing in a The Bachelor type show to marry Prince Harry.  I'm serious.

The Daily Fail had a field day with that show.  Those women were truly idiots.

clambam: SecretAgentWoman: Her name is no longer Kate Middleton.

It is now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Or, just Kate.

/[community.us.playstation.com image 200x148]

I was wondering about that. It's not Kate Mountbatten, or Kate Windsor or Kate Plantagenet? What happens if she gets a divorce and decides to keep her husband's name (so much easier on a driver's license)? One can only hope that being trapped in a medieval nightmare is made up for by all that money.

British titled royals technically don't have surnames, but Mountbatten-Windsor can be used.  I thought she might be Catherine Cambridge since William and Harry both use the name Wales on their military uniforms but apparently not.

William used to wear a red speedo with WOW written across the bum. William of Wales.


That wasn't a speedo. He just painted his ass red and painted a white W on each cheek.
 
2014-04-30 12:40:16 AM

alternative girlfriend: FizixJunkee: alternative girlfriend: She's (HRH) The Duchess of Cambridge. That's it. The media can't seem to get it right, which is odd, because it never called Diana, Princess of Wales "Diana Spencer" after her marriage. Even simple Duchess Catherine would be more correct than to call her Kate Middleton.


Didn't they call her Lady Diana?  That was her title before marriage since her father was an Earl.

They called her that before she got married, but not afterward.


No, the redtops called her Lady Di for years afterward. My guess about Kate is they keep calling her Kate Middleton because she's not really much liked, no matter what the Daily Mail say.

Zul the Magnificent: The only royal I care about is Pippa.  Because Dat Ass.


As for Pippa, she's not royal.
 
2014-04-30 01:09:29 AM
Newsflash, anybody who wants to marry these inbred wankers wants it for celebrity, especially Kate.

I mean, my god, look at them.

Sadly, I cannot fathom why anybody gives a shiat about the royal family anymore. They serve no purpose at all and it's freaking 2014.
 
2014-04-30 11:56:57 AM

Spiralmonkey: As for Pippa, she's not royal.


Don't care.  Because Dat Ass.
 
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