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(Huffington Post UK)   Eleven more reasons why you will never see Jesus in your lifetime. For one he'd have to wear shoes just to get inside most places and he doesn't do shoes   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 109
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2014-04-29 03:43:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 03:56:03 PM
Look, I hate Jesus as much as the next guy, but that list just sucked.
 
2014-04-29 04:33:49 PM
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He'd just be misunderstood again. He should probably keep to a low profile still.
 
2014-04-29 05:57:25 PM

hogans: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x156]

He'd just be misunderstood again. He should probably keep to a low profile still.


That was a great movie. Ending brought the waterworks out.
 
2014-04-30 01:28:03 AM
Weird. It says "comedy" but it wasn't even a little bit funny.

I'm not a christian. And you're not funny.
 
2014-04-30 08:27:40 AM

Wasilla Hillbilly: It's been some time, but I have had some aggressive, fear-tactic using Jesus peddlers come to my door on more than one occasion. Nowadays I don't really give them a chance. As soon as I realize what's up, I say "not interested" and close the door, cutting off their spiel.


What. No slow dance strip tease?  what is society coming to these days
 
2014-04-30 08:28:43 AM

secularsage: 1. Because he never lived, and therefore never died.
2. Because the believers of the early church never saw him (due to point #1), and thus were told he was coming back. They appeared to believe his return was eminent.
3. Because even it were true, Jesus said he wouldn't return until the gospel had been preached to every corner of the Earth.
4. Depending upon your interpretation of point 4, his return is either yet to come when we stop discovering primitive peoples in places like the Amazon or Papua New Guinea or isn't going to happen because we now know that the Earth is round and doesn't have corners.
5. Because most of the popular ideas about Jesus returning -- the Rapture, the Tribulation, etc -- are rather recent theological inventions from the late 19th century.
6. Because the book of Revelation is clearly talking about the destruction of the Roman empire and not the modern world (which is known in theology as the "preterist" viewpoint).

Should I keep going, or are those enough?


No.. the article was more interesting in it's view on society as Jesus was mentioned in various points. It's a very jaded view.
 
2014-04-30 08:31:43 AM

MooseBayou: give me doughnuts: InterruptingQuirk: [www.radioislam.org image 289x578]

He'd be a rabbi. Same as last time.

He wasn't a rabbi.  He was a carpenter.


google search: Original hebrew title for a teacher- Rabbi.  Not licensed, just known as a teacher by people. And therefore was called Rabbi.  It didn't matter that he was a carpenter while growing up.  Somewhere along the way a Rabbi became a licensed by the leadership title.
 
2014-04-30 08:33:31 AM

cwolf20: MooseBayou: give me doughnuts: InterruptingQuirk: [www.radioislam.org image 289x578]

He'd be a rabbi. Same as last time.

He wasn't a rabbi.  He was a carpenter.

google search: Original hebrew title for a teacher- Rabbi.  Not licensed, just known as a teacher by people. And therefore was called Rabbi.  It didn't matter that he was a carpenter while growing up.  Somewhere along the way a Rabbi became a licensed by the leadership title.


Either that or I'm simply waking up from allergy reactions to pollen and the monitor is smiling at me and offering a beer. What did I do?
 
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