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(WAFF Huntsville) NewsFlash Mass shooting at Cobb County Airport's Fedex building. Six injured have been taken to the hospital, more expected   (waff.com) divider line 454
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2014-04-29 08:04:07 AM
Politest society ever.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-29 08:04:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 08:05:30 AM
I guess they no longer live to deliver
 
2014-04-29 08:05:49 AM
Relax, it's FedEx
 
2014-04-29 08:06:03 AM
In before gun arguments...too early for popcorn really...so I'll enjoy the reasonable debate with my breakfast.
 
2014-04-29 08:06:24 AM
Georgia? What a surprise...
 
2014-04-29 08:06:40 AM
www.sporthoj.com
 
2014-04-29 08:07:06 AM
Another responsible gun owner in the land of the free and the home of the Braves...
 
2014-04-29 08:07:09 AM
Six people injured, and the police are expecting more? Why don't they get off their fat lazy asses and stop any more people from getting injured?
 
2014-04-29 08:07:19 AM
So... is this going to effect my Prime shipping speeds?
 
2014-04-29 08:07:25 AM
Going postal: Coming soon to your preferred courier.
 
2014-04-29 08:07:32 AM
Good lord, they're getting started early today, aren't they?
 
2014-04-29 08:08:24 AM
Disgruntled TSA employee? Finally snapped after having to grope one too many sweaty nutsacks?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-29 08:08:49 AM

UNC_Samurai: Relax, it's FedEx


No, that's bad.  I have packages coming through Georgia today!
 
2014-04-29 08:10:06 AM

MrHappyRotter: Six people injured, and the police are expecting more? Why don't they get off their fat lazy asses and stop any more people from getting injured?


That would be a violation of this gun owners rights.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:14 AM
And I'm sure it was faster, timlier, and less expensive than a USPS shooting.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:24 AM
FedEx, when it absolutely, positively has to be shot overnight.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:33 AM
Hey, we're even privatizing our postal-shootings!

U-S-A  U-S-A!
 
2014-04-29 08:10:38 AM
If everyone there had an Uzi this wouldn't have happened!


/too soon?
 
2014-04-29 08:11:09 AM

amindtat: Georgia? What a surprise...


Really? We're going to start the South-hate this early in the morning?
 
2014-04-29 08:11:48 AM
Why anyone would assume that the location of Cobb County is common knowledge is beyond me.
 
2014-04-29 08:11:48 AM
Farking King of England tried to muscle in on our overnight shipping again, I see.
 
2014-04-29 08:11:57 AM
The really sad thing is how jaded I am to these anymore.  Fed Ex airport office eh?  Yeah, sounds about right.  Another one.
 
2014-04-29 08:12:00 AM

MrHappyRotter: Six people injured, and the police are expecting more? Why don't they get off their fat lazy asses and stop any more people from getting injured?


Union employees.
 
2014-04-29 08:12:48 AM
Another gun-free zone at work.
 
2014-04-29 08:12:57 AM
Apparently they didn't get it there overnight.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:06 AM
www.adweek.com
 
2014-04-29 08:13:07 AM
It's my bet they will find the gunman either at the business with a round in his head, or at home with the same. These cowards generally kill themselves after murdering their families or co-workers. Sad sad day indeed.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:08 AM
Does this mean my packages won't arrive today?

What does UPS have to say about this? Where were they at the time of the shooting? Notice how UPS is being suspicously quiet about this? I'd question them.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:34 AM

Babwa Wawa: Why anyone would assume that the location of Cobb County is common knowledge is beyond me.


The story is from a local TV station's website. Presumably, most people in its broadcast area know where it is.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:49 AM
Records were meant to be broken. Sadly.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:57 AM
This would be an example of an irresponsible gun owner.

A responsible gun owner would not have done this. That's how you can tell the difference.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:58 AM
If only someone had fedexed a gun to security....
 
2014-04-29 08:14:34 AM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Really? We're going to start the South-hate this early in the morning?


It's not necessarily "South-hate".  This type of thing might not surprise people given Georgia's recent activity on gun control (or lack thereof).
 
2014-04-29 08:14:46 AM

LaurenAguilera: So... is this going to effect my Prime shipping speeds?


Are you served by Cobb County airport? It's a local issue at best.
 
2014-04-29 08:14:47 AM

HotWingConspiracy: MrHappyRotter: Six people injured, and the police are expecting more? Why don't they get off their fat lazy asses and stop any more people from getting injured?

That would be a violation of this gun owners rights.


Maybe that person was looking for a job and had considered applying at FedEx. And maybe the psychologist told him to take a shot at it.
 
2014-04-29 08:14:53 AM
I bet if the office building itself was armed with its own predator drone this never would have happened.
 
2014-04-29 08:15:15 AM

Babwa Wawa: Why anyone would assume that the location of Cobb County is common knowledge is beyond me.


www.wwe.com

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia.
You better read the signs
Respect the law and order.
You'll serve hard times.
You'll be serving hard times.
 
2014-04-29 08:15:24 AM
Someone else is pissed about the Braves too, I see.
 
2014-04-29 08:15:29 AM
Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming. And then the bar code reader breaks. And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day...
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-29 08:15:36 AM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: amindtat: Georgia? What a surprise...

Really? We're going to start the South-hate this early in the morning?


Some people have nothing better to do.
 
2014-04-29 08:15:44 AM

Babwa Wawa: Why anyone would assume that the location of Cobb County is common knowledge is beyond me.


I only remember where it is because of the Big Boss Man.
 
2014-04-29 08:16:07 AM
Look, it's really quite simple.  Just get rid of all the gun laws and restrictions.  Good, law abiding citizens will never use their guns to commit an act of violence except in extreme cases of self defense, and criminals or the mentally unstable will not obey the laws in the first place.

The fact that many criminals or mentally unstable people APPEAR to be good, law abiding citizens until the moment they use guns to commit violence is a non starter, since clearly they are NOT good, law abiding citizens.  See?
 
2014-04-29 08:16:25 AM
What qualifies as a mass shooting? How many people must be shot or is it how many shots are fired? Do people have to die? Hell, it took me half my life to figure out the difference between "a couple" and "a few". I always thought "a mass" is more than "a couple" or "a few" but in regards to shootings, I'm not so sure.

/I need my coffee
 
2014-04-29 08:16:30 AM

Babwa Wawa: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Really? We're going to start the South-hate this early in the morning?

It's not necessarily "South-hate".  This type of thing might not surprise people given Georgia's recent activity on gun control (or lack thereof).


When the first mass shooting in a bar or church happens, THEN you can spew the "South-hate"
 
2014-04-29 08:16:44 AM

exatron: The story is from a local TV station's website. Presumably, most people in its broadcast area know where it is.


True, but that doesn't mean the fark headline can't be a little more descriptive.
 
2014-04-29 08:17:33 AM
The injured were tagged with tracking numbers and shipped out.
 
2014-04-29 08:17:44 AM
Too much fiber in the corn on the cobb.
 
2014-04-29 08:17:58 AM

KingKauff: When the first mass shooting in a bar or church happens, THEN you can spew the "South-hate"


But I thought the whole point of that law is to prevent mass shootings.

Armed society being polite society and all that sh*t.
 
2014-04-29 08:18:15 AM

upndn: What qualifies as a mass shooting? How many people must be shot or is it how many shots are fired? Do people have to die? Hell, it took me half my life to figure out the difference between "a couple" and "a few". I always thought "a mass" is more than "a couple" or "a few" but in regards to shootings, I'm not so sure.

/I need my coffee


Duh, mass shootings occur during church.
 
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