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(New Musical Express)   Noel Gallagher says he will reunite Oasis if he's given either "half a billion pounds or half a billion condoms." No word on whether or not Trojan and Durex will call his bluff   (nme.com) divider line 29
    More: Followup, Noel Gallagher, Oasis, half, Ladbrokes, Daily Star  
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2014-04-29 08:14:29 AM  
At least he doesn't want to get the ghost of the Beatles pregnant after trying to rape that corpse over and over.
 
2014-04-29 10:15:01 AM  
What's Rosie O'Donnell up to these days? She's gotta be close to half a million pounds.
 
2014-04-29 10:15:56 AM  
RIP SLEDGE-O-MATIC!!!

www.fctn.tv
 
2014-04-29 10:25:49 AM  
Here's hoping neither. Godawful band that was a real blight on britpop.
 
2014-04-29 10:29:24 AM  

CarrieWhite: Here's hoping neither. Godawful band that was a real blight on britpop.


LOL no, it's what put britpop on the map.

so unless you're a hipster that gets off on how obscure his fave bands are, then you should be thankful.
 
2014-04-29 10:29:46 AM  
The ultra smalls, in his case.
 
2014-04-29 10:37:46 AM  
I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.
 
2014-04-29 10:45:59 AM  
I'll give him a dollar and, ummm... Thirty five cents to go away forever.
 
2014-04-29 10:56:41 AM  
Who dafuq cares?
Don't understand UK's attention to this band.
Like the spice girls or soemthing.
 
2014-04-29 11:50:26 AM  

for good or for awesome: I'll give him a dollar and, ummm... Thirty five cents to go away forever.


I have $3.77 (in coins) that I can throw in as well.

/you're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaallllll
//so sorry
 
2014-04-29 12:06:59 PM  
Which one rocks the unibrow?
 
2014-04-29 01:33:46 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.


They're the new Beatles, I'm told.
 
2014-04-29 01:40:48 PM  
Hope it's the latter, it may help prevent him from bringing more Gallaghers into the world.
 
2014-04-29 02:57:08 PM  

markfara: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.

They're the new Beatles, I'm told.


s1.yimg.com
Michael Shersby: But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!

Betty Boothroyd: Enough! Enough!! No votes will be taken on the subject of Oasis! Question, Mr. Simon Coombs!

/quoted this in another thread last week, with no pic
//a lot of people didn't get the reference
///I'm still wearing ladies underwear!
 
2014-04-29 03:06:37 PM  
Britpop was shiate, early Oasis were superb, Blur were hit and miss, Pulp were excellent. Supergrass don't really count as Britpop either
 
2014-04-29 03:08:35 PM  
Can we just bury them under half a billion pounds of condoms?
Used of course.
 
2014-04-29 05:17:46 PM  
First... no one cares...
second, if they did pull it off.. it would implode after no more than three shows.

third.. let the various principles get on with thiertheir lives and carreerscareers and let this shiat die.

they can reform when they are all in thiertheir 60's and near broke and starvation will be thiertheir inspiration for not being asses.
 
2014-04-29 05:49:49 PM  

rocky_howard: CarrieWhite: Here's hoping neither. Godawful band that was a real blight on britpop.

LOL no, it's what put britpop on the map.

so unless you're a hipster that gets off on how obscure his fave bands are, then you should be thankful.


Oasis are shiat lyrics and egotistical pricks.

Blur and Pulp are far better, the latter putting on some of the best concerts I've ever been to. A cute girl asked me to go home with her mid-way through one and I turned her down to see the rest of it.  And I'm certainly not a hipster.
 
2014-04-29 08:25:00 PM  

for good or for awesome: I'll give him a dollar and, ummm... Thirty five cents to go away forever.


Money well spent !
 
2014-04-29 08:50:47 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.


I'm with this guy.  Bring on the reunion tour...I'm there!
 
2014-04-29 09:58:38 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Which one rocks the unibrow?


Yes
 
2014-04-29 11:30:56 PM  

Burr: markfara: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.

They're the new Beatles, I'm told.

[s1.yimg.com image 720x486]
Michael Shersby: But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!

Betty Boothroyd: Enough! Enough!! No votes will be taken on the subject of Oasis! Question, Mr. Simon Coombs!

/quoted this in another thread last week, with no pic
//a lot of people didn't get the reference
///I'm still wearing ladies underwear!


The problem is that I know it from the quote, but can't for the life of me remember where.  Kids in the Hall?
 
2014-04-30 12:39:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
/Blur was the better band
 
2014-04-30 01:11:25 AM  

markfara: They're the new Beatles, I'm told.


I thought that was Squeeze or was it Badfinger?
 
2014-04-30 02:35:50 AM  

CarrieWhite: rocky_howard: CarrieWhite: Here's hoping neither. Godawful band that was a real blight on britpop.

LOL no, it's what put britpop on the map.

so unless you're a hipster that gets off on how obscure his fave bands are, then you should be thankful.

Oasis are shiat lyrics and egotistical pricks.

Blur and Pulp are far better, the latter putting on some of the best concerts I've ever been to. A cute girl asked me to go home with her mid-way through one and I turned her down to see the rest of it.  And I'm certainly not a hipster.


So you're gay AND have bad taste? Damn son, did you get hit with the stupid stick?


j/k, Blur and Pulp are pretty great, but c'mon, don't rag on Oasis for no reason.
 
2014-04-30 05:38:43 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 09:58:21 AM  

RogermcAllen: Burr: markfara: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.

They're the new Beatles, I'm told.

[s1.yimg.com image 720x486]
Michael Shersby: But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!

Betty Boothroyd: Enough! Enough!! No votes will be taken on the subject of Oasis! Question, Mr. Simon Coombs!

/quoted this in another thread last week, with no pic
//a lot of people didn't get the reference
///I'm still wearing ladies underwear!

The problem is that I know it from the quote, but can't for the life of me remember where.  Kids in the Hall?


SNL
 
2014-04-30 10:02:14 AM  

Burr: RogermcAllen: Burr: markfara: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't care what anyone says, I love Oasis.

They're the new Beatles, I'm told.

[s1.yimg.com image 720x486]
Michael Shersby: But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!

Betty Boothroyd: Enough! Enough!! No votes will be taken on the subject of Oasis! Question, Mr. Simon Coombs!

/quoted this in another thread last week, with no pic
//a lot of people didn't get the reference
///I'm still wearing ladies underwear!

The problem is that I know it from the quote, but can't for the life of me remember where.  Kids in the Hall?

SNL


Ahh! I linked the wrong one.  I didn't know they made another one, and I am having trouble finding a video for it.

Here is the transcript
 
2014-04-30 06:34:09 PM  

rocky_howard: CarrieWhite: rocky_howard: CarrieWhite: Here's hoping neither. Godawful band that was a real blight on britpop.

LOL no, it's what put britpop on the map.

so unless you're a hipster that gets off on how obscure his fave bands are, then you should be thankful.

Oasis are shiat lyrics and egotistical pricks.

Blur and Pulp are far better, the latter putting on some of the best concerts I've ever been to. A cute girl asked me to go home with her mid-way through one and I turned her down to see the rest of it.  And I'm certainly not a hipster.

So you're gay AND have bad taste? Damn son, did you get hit with the stupid stick?


j/k, Blur and Pulp are pretty great, but c'mon, don't rag on Oasis for no reason.


Yes, it's much better to bag on Oasis because they made dull, lifeless garbage.
 
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