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(Deadline)   Chelsea Handler plays coy with Conan O'Brien when asked about taking over for Craig Ferguson; "Everything is an option"   (deadline.com) divider line 77
    More: Followup, Conan O'Brien, Chelsea Handler, The Late Late Show  
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2014-04-29 03:08:46 PM  

monoski: steamingpile: epyonyx: How did she become popular?

People think being crude means she's a strong woman when it just means she tries to hard to be funny and fails most of the time.

She also tried the porn (leaked sex tape) route but most people did not have the stomach to watch.


Please...there's been tapes of Chyna and Tonya Harding too, I'm pretty sure people can 'stomach' Chelsea Handler. Now, if you would, please present evidence so we can all make that decision for ourselves.
 
2014-04-29 03:36:18 PM  
I'm in mourning today. I've been youtubing Craig laughing compilations on loop.
 
2014-04-29 03:42:29 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: Why are people constantly overlooking Aisha Tyler?


Totally agree. She has charisma. She would probably do a great job.

I'm not big on hiring people based on race or gender, but it would be nice to see that the late night white man (which I am) club is busted up. Yes, I have heard of Arsenio.
 
2014-04-29 04:40:20 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: Why are people constantly overlooking Aisha Tyler?


Because she talks a mile a minute like she's on a meth bender and constantly interrupts guests. That answer your question?
 
2014-04-29 05:25:18 PM  
Chris Hardwick.

/runs
 
2014-04-29 05:26:41 PM  
Ferguson related question: Craig often does switcheroo comparison jokes with a format similar to this one:

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

My question is: is there a name for that type of joke?
 
2014-04-29 05:27:40 PM  
And add me to the pile of those thinking Aisha Tyler would be a million times better than Hander.
 
2014-04-29 05:34:52 PM  

Mugato: Hyjamon: agreed, he answered his own question.  It is a one-trick pony.  Otherwise, we should also consider Amy Schumer for the same qualifications.

Except she's neither hot nor funny. Those are kind of deal breakers.


IDK, this is kind of hot, and a little funny

3.bp.blogspot.com

/I have no idea who she is
/first result on a GIS
///boobies
 
2014-04-29 05:44:21 PM  
I still want to see her sex tape.

Sure, she's sort of gross, but I'll bet she farks like a volcano.
 
2014-04-29 05:49:01 PM  

Ready-set: ExcedrinHeadache: Why are people constantly overlooking Aisha Tyler?

Totally agree. She has charisma. She would probably do a great job.

I'm not big on hiring people based on race or gender, but it would be nice to see that the late night white man (which I am) club is busted up. Yes, I have heard of Arsenio.


Ever since Arsenio came back, I realize we kind of went through a time warp with him. It's like nothing has changed in his world view. He talks about subjects as though it's still 1990. He is really bolstering that old white man club thing with his schtick.
 
2014-04-29 06:14:50 PM  

fusillade762: Ferguson related question: Craig often does switcheroo comparison jokes with a format similar to this one:

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

My question is: is there a name for that type of joke?


upload.wikimedia.org

"Its called 'comedy', old boy."
 
2014-04-29 06:42:16 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I still want to see her sex tape.

Sure, she's sort of gross, but I'll bet she farks like a volcano.


images1.mtv.com
 
2014-04-29 06:46:10 PM  

fusillade762: BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I still want to see her sex tape.

Sure, she's sort of gross, but I'll bet she farks like a volcano.

[images1.mtv.com image 324x324]


I'd let her be my BJ Queen!
 
2014-04-29 07:02:19 PM  
Tragically unfunny, as if aliens tried to design a comedian without having any concept of humor. Physically, she looks like something that fell out of an Ikea box -- poorly finished and missing a few parts.
 
2014-04-29 07:10:48 PM  

Mugato: Hyjamon: agreed, he answered his own question.  It is a one-trick pony.  Otherwise, we should also consider Amy Schumer for the same qualifications.

Except she's neither hot nor funny. Those are kind of deal breakers.


Hotter than Sarah Silverman.
 
2014-04-29 08:27:47 PM  

Empty H: Crewmannumber6: Ask me about Chelsea Handler


/Garmy strong

Garmy strong.


No one cares, you clowns. Garmen is an unfunny hack, a horrible impressionist and a massive blowhard.
 
2014-04-29 08:33:35 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Empty H: Crewmannumber6: Ask me about Chelsea Handler


/Garmy strong

Garmy strong.

No one cares, you clowns. Garmen is an unfunny hack, a horrible impressionist and a massive blowhard.


warosu.org
 
2014-04-29 08:52:24 PM  

Empty H: B.L.Z. Bub: Empty H: Crewmannumber6: Ask me about Chelsea Handler


/Garmy strong

Garmy strong.

No one cares, you clowns. Garmen is an unfunny hack, a horrible impressionist and a massive blowhard.

[warosu.org image 350x377]


Ironic since you Garmy tards can't stand that anyone likes Chelsea.

/Not a Chelsea fan
 
2014-04-29 09:04:36 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Empty H: B.L.Z. Bub: Empty H: Crewmannumber6: Ask me about Chelsea Handler


/Garmy strong

Garmy strong.

No one cares, you clowns. Garmen is an unfunny hack, a horrible impressionist and a massive blowhard.

[warosu.org image 350x377]

Ironic since you Garmy tards can't stand that anyone likes Chelsea.

/Not a Chelsea fan


Has there been anyone in this thread who has admitted to being a Chelsea fan? Pretty sure everyone who has mentioned her as said something about her individually, not directed at people who actually like her. Saying we don't like Chelsea Handler and you yelling at people for liking something you don't like are 2 different things.
 
2014-04-29 10:06:02 PM  
 
2014-04-29 11:52:45 PM  

Minor_Inconvenience: I think I might like Handler better if she wasn't so blatantly lying about her age.  It is so obvious she is not in her 30s.  And god help her if she looks like that and isn't lying about her age....


She strikes me as the kind of person who is aging somewhere between normal human years and Lohan years.
 
2014-04-30 02:28:45 AM  
So Colbert will be followed by a lowest-common-denominator, gross-out comedian. It'll feel like he never left Comedy Central!
 
2014-04-30 03:13:18 AM  

Cornelius Dribble: So Colbert will be followed by a lowest-common-denominator, gross-out comedian. It'll feel like he never left Comedy Central!


@midnight isn't that bad....
 
2014-04-30 07:35:35 AM  

Sinbox: Sarah Silverman joins second season of Showtime's Masters of Sex


Well, I was enjoying that show.
 
2014-04-30 07:50:00 AM  

you are a puppet: The amazing part of that interview is when she said she was 39 years old.


She's made sure to claim that repeatedly in every interview I've heard from her - and she seemed to be on every radio station three weeks ago. She's working hard to sell that book, I'll give her that much.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:14 AM  

Allen262: Cornelius Dribble: So Colbert will be followed by a lowest-common-denominator, gross-out comedian. It'll feel like he never left Comedy Central!

@midnight isn't that bad....


Granted. But I never let the truth get in the way of a good insult. I was mainly thinking back to Tosh.0.
 
2014-04-30 09:44:28 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: ExcedrinHeadache: Why are people constantly overlooking Aisha Tyler?

Because she talks a mile a minute like she's on a meth bender and constantly interrupts guests. That answer your question?


Know how I know you've never seen Craig Ferguson?
 
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