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(Sports Illustrated)   Hello hockey fans, just the one game tonight. The Rangers have a chance to move on and ruin the Round 2 battle of Pennsylvania tonight or will the hometown Flyers make it three Game 7's tomorrow? Puck drops at 7:30 ET   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 481
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2014-04-29 08:20:54 AM  
Go moar hockey!
 
2014-04-29 09:07:25 AM  
Go Not Flyers!

If you don't listen to Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast (and you should be) he riffs on the playoffs about 5 minutes into this week's. Link (NSFW)
 
2014-04-29 09:38:21 AM  
Go Flyers. ... Don't let the Rangers win on your ice
 
2014-04-29 09:44:21 AM  
img.fark.net

Last nights's blue jackets game was pretty funny... It's always fun to see a team almost self destruct.
 
2014-04-29 09:47:55 AM  
By the power of cheese steak, Flyers best win tonight.
 
2014-04-29 09:54:54 AM  
Peter Maher, the long-time voice of the Calgary Flames is announcing his retirement today.

With the exception of the first season in 1980, Peter Maher called every single Flames game up until the end of this season, including those three Stanley Cup runs; 1986, 1989 and 2004.

Maher's history with the club is longer than anyone else's in franchise history.

I'm pretty choked up. No one deserves retirement more, but goddamn am I sad to see him go.
 
2014-04-29 10:18:11 AM  

Rev.K: Peter Maher, the long-time voice of the Calgary Flames is announcing his retirement today.

With the exception of the first season in 1980, Peter Maher called every single Flames game up until the end of this season, including those three Stanley Cup runs; 1986, 1989 and 2004.

Maher's history with the club is longer than anyone else's in franchise history.

I'm pretty choked up. No one deserves retirement more, but goddamn am I sad to see him go.


Maybe he can go to Boston and try to be apart of another Cup win.
 
2014-04-29 10:18:28 AM  

Rev.K: Peter Maher, the long-time voice of the Calgary Flames is announcing his retirement today.

With the exception of the first season in 1980, Peter Maher called every single Flames game up until the end of this season, including those three Stanley Cup runs; 1986, 1989 and 2004.

Maher's history with the club is longer than anyone else's in franchise history.

I'm pretty choked up. No one deserves retirement more, but goddamn am I sad to see him go.


I'm not going to pretend to know who he is but that's one hell of a run and at 64 I'm sure he's had enough of the biz.
I feel bad for whoever steps in after him. Gonna be tough to follow the HoF inducted "voice" of franchise.
Do you have any favorite clips to share?
Someone who's been calling the team that long must have some great moments.
 
2014-04-29 10:33:24 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Do you have any favorite clips to share?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8m82BzqJY

2004 - Game 6, second round against Detroit.


Yeah baby!
 
2014-04-29 10:45:52 AM  

Rev.K: Primitive Screwhead: Do you have any favorite clips to share?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8m82BzqJY

2004 - Game 6, second round against Detroit.


Yeah baby!


HAHA xD
Holy crap, that's awesome!
 
2014-04-29 10:51:40 AM  
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MOM PROMISED TO PUT SOME TASTEYCAKES IN MY LUNCH TOMORROW IF THEY WIN.

GO FLYERS
 
2014-04-29 11:00:39 AM  

i.imgur.com

 
2014-04-29 11:35:53 AM  
More hockey is best hockey.
 
2014-04-29 12:11:56 PM  
Just read that Northeastern is having commencement at the Garden Friday, so most likely Game 1 will be Saturday night.

ugh. BRUINS HABS NOW!
 
2014-04-29 12:12:27 PM  
3 game 7's in one day?  Oh please hockey gods, make this happen.  I may die of alcohol poisoning, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
 
2014-04-29 12:14:17 PM  
I think my Flyers are a bit outmatched, but if we get to a game 7 I'll be happy.
GO FLYERS!
 
2014-04-29 12:17:11 PM  

andychrist420: 3 game 7's in one day?  Oh please hockey gods, make this happen.  I may die of alcohol poisoning, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


Yeah, I think I'll have to take a trip to the bar for that one.
 
2014-04-29 12:37:39 PM  

andychrist420: 3 game 7's in one day?  Oh please hockey gods, make this happen.  I may die of alcohol poisoning, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


No kidding.  If I was smart I'd take advantage of there only being one game tonight & get to bed early....  A BIG if, sadly.

Go Flyers, not that I like you but you aren't (barely) a NYC team & I'd also like to see a Battle for PA going on at the same time that the Battle for CA is. Oh & I guess it would also help out my bracket.  So there you go, three horribly pathetic reasons to beat upon the Rags tonight & tomorrow....
 
2014-04-29 12:41:11 PM  
I've gotta admit, feeling pretty empty today with the Jackets being out of the playoffs.
 
2014-04-29 01:02:11 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: 3 game 7's in one day?  Oh please hockey gods, make this happen.  I may die of alcohol poisoning, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

No kidding.  If I was smart I'd take advantage of there only being one game tonight & get to bed early....  A BIG if, sadly.

Go Flyers, not that I like you but you aren't (barely) a NYC team & I'd also like to see a Battle for PA going on at the same time that the Battle for CA is. Oh & I guess it would also help out my bracket.  So there you go, three horribly pathetic reasons to beat upon the Rags tonight & tomorrow....


2 games tonight.

i171.photobucket.com

Game 6 puck drops at 7.  Listen to one while watching the other.

/echl
//it's still playoff hockey
 
2014-04-29 01:48:39 PM  

fruitloop: 2 games tonight.

Game 6 puck drops at 7.  Listen to one while watching the other.

/echl
//it's still playoff hockey


www.providencebruins.com

3 Games. Ah-ah-aahhhh
C'mon P-B's tie it up!
 
2014-04-29 02:03:11 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fruitloop: 2 games tonight.

Game 6 puck drops at 7.  Listen to one while watching the other.

/echl
//it's still playoff hockey

[www.providencebruins.com image 342x301]

3 Games. Ah-ah-aahhhh
C'mon P-B's tie it up!


Baby Leafs don't play again 'til tomorrow.... On game 7 day.  FFS, gonna work out the remote thumb tomorrow.
So far up 2-0, one more to get to round 2.  GO MARLIES!
 
2014-04-29 02:18:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fruitloop: 2 games tonight.

Game 6 puck drops at 7.  Listen to one while watching the other.

/echl
//it's still playoff hockey

[www.providencebruins.com image 342x301]

3 Games. Ah-ah-aahhhh
C'mon P-B's tie it up!


THIS! I won't be on the thread tonight because I am dragging my sick ass there.

Have 2 extra tickets if any local farkers want to go. Free! Pretty good seats, too. But you do risk catching the flu.
 
2014-04-29 02:32:32 PM  

dietbubba: I've gotta admit, feeling pretty empty today with the Jackets being out of the playoffs.


But at least they didn't just whimper out - they fought till the end. You gotta respect that.
 
2014-04-29 02:34:34 PM  
BTW - I'm pretty sure my wife is gonna kill me. Sure is already growing sick of hockey.

Meanwhile, I'm listening to Kernkraft 400 on my iphone.
 
2014-04-29 02:35:15 PM  

Publikwerks: BTW - I'm pretty sure my wife is gonna kill me. SHE is already growing sick of hockey.

Meanwhile, I'm listening to Kernkraft 400 on my iphone.



Corrected
 
2014-04-29 02:36:59 PM  

Fochstockings: Primitive Screwhead: fruitloop: 2 games tonight.

Game 6 puck drops at 7.  Listen to one while watching the other.

/echl
//it's still playoff hockey

[www.providencebruins.com image 342x301]

3 Games. Ah-ah-aahhhh
C'mon P-B's tie it up!

THIS! I won't be on the thread tonight because I am dragging my sick ass there.

Have 2 extra tickets if any local farkers want to go. Free! Pretty good seats, too. But you do risk catching the flu.


Have a great time, man!
I'd be heading down there too but gotta watch the young'n and she's not quite ready for hockey games yet. She'd like the noise and the action but anything over 45 min she get's really cranky.
(gotta stack of playoff tix I can't use :/ )
 
2014-04-29 03:22:36 PM  

Publikwerks: dietbubba: I've gotta admit, feeling pretty empty today with the Jackets being out of the playoffs.

But at least they didn't just whimper out - they fought till the end. You gotta respect that.


Agreed.  The Jackets of old would have folded up after that first period and given up 7.  And the crowd would have left.  Hopefully it is a new day and age here in Columbus.
 
2014-04-29 04:25:24 PM  
Blah
 
2014-04-29 04:30:17 PM  

Publikwerks: Just read that Northeastern is having commencement at the Garden Friday, so most likely Game 1 will be Saturday night.

ugh. BRUINS HABS NOW!



So my alma mater is causing me to have to wait for this series to start?

I'm no longer a Husky.
 
2014-04-29 04:40:00 PM  
I see Seguin is taking getting knocked out of the playoffs in typical Seguin fashion.

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-04-29 05:08:37 PM  

fatalvenom: I see Seguin is taking getting knocked out of the playoffs in typical Seguin fashion.

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 363x138]
[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 480x480]


Looks like someone "hacked" his phone again.

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2014-04-29 05:58:20 PM  

fatalvenom: I see Seguin is taking getting knocked out of the playoffs in typical Seguin fashion.


Gotta distract yourself from the pain and anguish of puking all over yourselves on a national stage somehow.

/I like the short brunnete in the middle.
 
2014-04-29 06:28:32 PM  

fatalvenom: I see Seguin is taking getting knocked out of the playoffs in typical Seguin fashion.


Sonnofa....
Can't find fault with that.
God knows I would if I could
 
2014-04-29 06:31:53 PM  
Go rags
 
2014-04-29 06:35:19 PM  
 
2014-04-29 06:37:39 PM  
 
2014-04-29 06:38:25 PM  
I'm sore that CBJ lost. Go Flyers!
 
2014-04-29 06:39:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Go rags


 Go Flyers... *swallow vomit* . I'm of the opinion that if we're already going to have 2 game 7's tomorrow, we might as well have three.
 
2014-04-29 06:45:49 PM  
Every bone in my body says Go Not-the-Flyers, but between the prospect of a third Game 7 and the entertainment value of a potential Pens/Flyers series... ugh.
 
2014-04-29 06:55:23 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-29 06:56:50 PM  
Beer acquired. It's hockey time.

/LGR
 
2014-04-29 06:59:08 PM  
Seriously, unless you are a rangers fan, there is no way you can't be pulling for the flyers tonight.
 
2014-04-29 07:01:10 PM  

LineNoise: Seriously, unless you are a rangers fan, there is no way you can't be pulling for the flyers tonight.


Only because I've got them in my bracket.
 
2014-04-29 07:03:54 PM  

LineNoise: Seriously, unless you are a rangers fan, there is no way you can't be pulling for the flyers tonight.


This, and I hate the Flyers.

/Showers
 
2014-04-29 07:04:58 PM  
LineNoise you so crazy.
 
2014-04-29 07:05:44 PM  
Oh dear god. I just found a handle of Tito's Vodka I forgot about. This Canadiens vs Bruins series might get very very drunk.
 
2014-04-29 07:07:53 PM  
Evening All!

Took me two farking hours to go from West Greenwich, RI to Fall River, MA tonight. Wonderful.

About to shift into relaxation mode as soon as I find my lighter.

Like to see Philly push it to 7.
 
2014-04-29 07:11:30 PM  
Not Rangers, even this shiat up.
 
2014-04-29 07:13:35 PM  
MORE GAME SEV-ENS!
(stomp stomp stomp stomp)

MORE GAME SEV-ENS!
(stomp stomp stomp stomp)

MORE GAME SEV-ENS!
(stomp stomp stomp stomp)

(Of course I'll have work and won't be able to actually watch any of them. These are the sacrifices I make for you people . . . )
 
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