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(SeattlePI)   Urine drinker arrested at restaurant. Authorities say that restaurant workers tried to tell the suspect that he wasn't on the set of Man vs. Wild anymore and that his order would be up shortly, but sometimes the survival instinct is too powerful   (seattlepi.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-29 08:10:08 AM
Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?
 
2014-04-29 08:20:05 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?


I dunno, all the cops told him was "urine trouble".
 
2014-04-29 09:38:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard: JasonOfOrillia: Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?

I dunno, all the cops told him was "urine trouble".


Urine Trouble??? So he had a bladder infection?
 
2014-04-29 09:38:22 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?


I would assume "Public indecency" to be the main charge, as he had to pull his dick out to fill the cup. Tack on creating a disturbance, and any other misdemeanor charges they can think of.
 
2014-04-29 09:39:31 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?


Bringing in "outside" beverages?
no.

Being a dick in a no dick zone?
Might stick.
 
2014-04-29 09:40:19 AM

strangeluck: Tack on creating a disturbance, and any other misdemeanor charges they can think of.


Creating a nuisance.
Get on the group W bench.
 
2014-04-29 09:40:58 AM
Pee For Two?
 
2014-04-29 09:42:16 AM
I hope that gesture(?) was preceded by him telling the establishment, "This is what I think of your beer!"
 
2014-04-29 09:42:23 AM
Is Captain Rum joining us for this bring-a-sample party,or is he going to sit this one out?
 
2014-04-29 09:46:08 AM
I've never had family try that tactic of survival, but my grandfather did ask the waiter if the chef needed help killing the chicken for his meal.  Or at least cornering it for them.

/true story.
//it was over 1/2 hour since ordering
 
2014-04-29 09:46:16 AM
It was actually jus a huge misunderstanding. He was actually drinking your favorite beer, which tastes like urine.
 
2014-04-29 09:49:54 AM
"Witnesses say the woman left and he urinated into a plastic cup and drank it while standing at his table."

So she pissed him off?
 
2014-04-29 10:10:56 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "Witnesses say the woman left and he urinated into a plastic cup and drank it while standing at his table."

So she pissed him off?


She probably left to fetch his meds.
 
2014-04-29 10:19:02 AM
I am not sayin' it was aliens,,,
ALIENS!

/check the little finger
 
2014-04-29 10:41:24 AM
Service must have been really slow. He did what he had to to survive.
 
2014-04-29 10:51:56 AM
Tip?
 
2014-04-29 11:02:57 AM
Whatever you do, don't accept any fudge or chocolate pudding from this man.
 
2014-04-29 11:24:52 AM

snocone: Tip?


Nope, he whipped out the whole damn thing.
 
2014-04-29 11:29:50 AM

TV's Vinnie: Whatever you do, don't accept any fudge or chocolate pudding from this man.


The Chocolate Fountain, O! M! G!
 
2014-04-29 11:36:00 AM
look we've all been at the "dying of thirst" waiting for the waitress to fill your water glass point but this is ridiculous
 
2014-04-29 11:50:22 AM
If he had filled the cup in the restroom there probably wouldn't have been a problem. But filling the cup at the table is probably not the right thing to do in public.
 
2014-04-29 11:50:37 AM
after comparing the two, he determined that the only difference between their beer and his piss was the temperature at which it was served.
 
2014-04-29 12:04:31 PM
So, a Coors Light man huh?
 
2014-04-29 12:23:18 PM
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-04-29 02:31:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JasonOfOrillia: Well that is just nasty but what would the charge be?

I dunno, all the cops told him was "urine trouble".


That was pretty funny. On a scale of 1-10, urinate.
 
2014-04-29 05:54:40 PM
Last I checked, it wasn't illegal to be disgusting in the United States, or there'd be a lot more people in jail.
 
2014-04-29 08:16:18 PM
Heh. Restaurant should have charged a cockage fee.
 
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