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(SeattlePI)   Victoria Beckham celebrates her 40th birthday. David Beckham wonders when the new 2015 models arrive so he an start shopping for a nice trade-in   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 50
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2014-04-29 10:36:11 AM
I don't think David needs to trade in. I'm betting if he wanted to he could get his fill of weekend drivers.


But really I'd like to think he was true to his wife.
 
2014-04-29 11:01:41 AM
Wtf, pictures of shingles rash?
lol.

Old is old.
 
2014-04-29 11:08:04 AM
She farts.  Like, a LOT.
 
2014-04-29 11:29:20 AM
Good thing for her that bone doesn't sag.
 
2014-04-29 11:31:07 AM
She was sexy back in the 90s. Then she went the Karen Carpenter anorexia route and looked like a walking corpse for most of the last decade.
 
2014-04-29 11:31:53 AM
In a few more years she will be a classic, better to do a frame-up restoration.
 
2014-04-29 11:38:04 AM
Who the fark are these people?
 
2014-04-29 11:42:42 AM

Bslim: Who the fark are these people?


A (former?) British soccer player and a former British pop sensation.
 
2014-04-29 11:47:50 AM
Back when I was married I told my wife that when she turned forty I was trading her in for two twenty-year olds.

/Just joking with her
//We divorced long before she got that old.
 
2014-04-29 12:03:19 PM
he's 10 years overdue for a trade in anyway, he  should have did it when cash for clunkers was still around.
 
2014-04-29 12:09:59 PM

cgraves67: In a few more years she will be a classic, better to do a frame-up restoration.


You sound like cougar prey
 
2014-04-29 12:17:06 PM
If he's still with her now it must be true love. Or they have some sort of arrangement where he gets to have sex with whomever he likes.

Kudos either way.
 
2014-04-29 12:18:41 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-04-29 12:25:27 PM

airsupport: She farts.  Like, a LOT.


NO. She beefs and then heels it down the drain, man.
 
2014-04-29 12:29:24 PM

Suntag: She was sexy back in the 90s. Then she went the Karen Carpenter anorexia route and looked like a walking corpse for most of the last decade.



She was very pretty in the 90's. Nice shape to her. Hope she gains 40lbs for her birthday. She's just too thin. The old saying about the camera adds 10lbs...makes me wonder how thin she really is. 1% body fat? I'm not saying this to be a "knees too sharp" catty biatch. She really looks worrysome.
 
2014-04-29 12:32:13 PM

Lee451: Back when I was married I told my wife that when she turned forty I was trading her in for two twenty-year olds.

/Just joking with her
//We divorced long before she got that old.


What's the best thing about turning 36? You can startlegally dating women half your age.
 
2014-04-29 12:35:15 PM

cgraves67: Bslim: Who the fark are these people?

A (former?) British soccer player and a former British pop sensation.


I wouldn't bother trying to explain. It's kind of his 'thing' to be the guy posting 'who?' in entertainment threads.
 
2014-04-29 12:47:20 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Lee451: Back when I was married I told my wife that when she turned forty I was trading her in for two twenty-year olds.

/Just joking with her
//We divorced long before she got that old.

What's the best thing about turning 36? You can startlegally dating women half your age.


My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung...
 
2014-04-29 12:48:26 PM
She's worryingly thin.
 
2014-04-29 12:51:35 PM
I wanted to trade in my 40 yr old soon to be ex 5th wife for twin 20 yr olds...

Found out my heart wasn't wired for 220 voltage.

But, the cardiac recovery nurse was a hottie, so now I am marrying my 8th.

/Divorce lawyer says I get a free one at 12!
 
2014-04-29 01:07:16 PM

HKWolf:  1% body fat? I'm not saying this to be a "knees too sharp" catty biatch. She really looks worrysome.


She's cutting it close but a woman with 1% body fat would be dead. Men need a minimum of 3% to survive but females need at least 12% to maintain hormonal function. She looks at the point where I doubt she can even menstruate.
 
2014-04-29 01:25:00 PM

Cymbal: If he's still with her now it must be true love. Or they have some sort of arrangement where he gets to have sex with whomever he likes.

Kudos either way.


The rumors have always been towards the later, and that in his case it's literally ANYONE without preference to gender.
 
2014-04-29 01:32:05 PM

Lee451: My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung...


Daddy issues?  Obviously being rich or powerful makes landing a young girl easier.  But if you flirt with a lot of young women, you'll eventually come across one who fancies you for whatever reason.

The better question is, do you want to deal with the personality of a young woman?
 
2014-04-29 01:50:39 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Lee451: My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung...

Daddy issues?  Obviously being rich or powerful makes landing a young girl easier.  But if you flirt with a lot of young women, you'll eventually come across one who fancies you for whatever reason.

The better question is, do you want to deal with the personality of a young woman?


You'd be surprised with what men will put up with when they are balls deep in twenty year old pussy. It's about as irresistible as you can get.
 
2014-04-29 02:07:24 PM
How the hell is she younger than me? Weren't the Spice Girls a million years ago? I think she is fudging her age....
 
2014-04-29 02:22:24 PM
So you're saying Old Spice might be getting the Axe?
 
2014-04-29 02:38:53 PM

Lee451: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lee451: Back when I was married I told my wife that when she turned forty I was trading her in for two twenty-year olds.

/Just joking with her
//We divorced long before she got that old.

What's the best thing about turning 36? You can startlegally dating women half your age.

My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung...


I dated a 26 when I was 39.

/Well hung.
 
2014-04-29 02:51:58 PM

Lee451: Mid_mo_mad_man: Lee451: Back when I was married I told my wife that when she turned forty I was trading her in for two twenty-year olds.

/Just joking with her
//We divorced long before she got that old.

What's the best thing about turning 36? You can startlegally dating women half your age.

My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung...


Because....chemistry and shiat? I'm poor and not particularly well hung, but have managed it (the half my age thing at 38, 39 now). *shrug* It happens.
 
2014-04-29 02:54:53 PM
Happy 3rd 40th!
 
2014-04-29 03:08:18 PM
Angela Lansbury's Merkin:
The better question is, do you want to deal with the personality of a young woman?


No, you don't. When I was in my 30s, I spent a few months dating a girl who was 19.
Great sex, but everything else was awkward. Didn't like the same movies, or music. She didn't like books. She couldn't get into bars. I saw her friends as annoying children. Much of the time I saw her as annoyingly childish.* Plus, her mother and I worked in the same office.

It was just weird.


*then she'd take off her clothes
 
2014-04-29 03:11:21 PM

give me doughnuts: Angela Lansbury's Merkin:
The better question is, do you want to deal with the personality of a young woman?


No, you don't. When I was in my 30s, I spent a few months dating a girl who was 19.
Great sex, but everything else was awkward. Didn't like the same movies, or music. She didn't like books. She couldn't get into bars. I saw her friends as annoying children. Much of the time I saw her as annoyingly childish.* Plus, her mother and I worked in the same office.

It was just weird.


*then she'd take off her clothes


Yeah, you're probably right. It's her immaturity that ruined it.
 
2014-04-29 03:16:40 PM

Cymbal: You'd be surprised with what men will put up with when they are balls deep in twenty year old pussy. It's about as irresistible as you can get.


Some men.  I had the misfortune of sitting next to some hot young girls at an office function a while back.  It went quickly from "Oooh, I can do some friendly flirting with some young pretty things" to "Won't somebody please shoot me so I don't have to listen to this inane chatter?"
 
2014-04-29 03:46:43 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Cymbal: If he's still with her now it must be true love. Or they have some sort of arrangement where he gets to have sex with whomever he likes.

Kudos either way.

The rumors have always been towards the later, and that in his case it's literally ANYONE without preference to gender.


I never really understood why that was such a big deal, isn't sexuality fluid? Like, he can find men or women attractive, for different reasons, at different points?

Unless he's literally just on a power trip and views all people as cum dumpsters, or cock holsters, or similar demeaning stances.
 
2014-04-29 04:25:13 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Cymbal: You'd be surprised with what men will put up with when they are balls deep in twenty year old pussy. It's about as irresistible as you can get.

Some men.  I had the misfortune of sitting next to some hot young girls at an office function a while back.  It went quickly from "Oooh, I can do some friendly flirting with some young pretty things" to "Won't somebody please shoot me so I don't have to listen to this inane chatter?"


I'm the same way.

But sometimes you meet a really cool 20 year-old...and they're irresistable. For a while. Eventually the culture shock gets to you.
 
2014-04-29 04:53:15 PM
Lee451:
"My problem is why would a woman half my age (27) want to date me? It's not as if I were rich or well hung..."


Dude, I can't explain it. Just go with it and know that it's good.
 
2014-04-29 05:12:16 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Cymbal: You'd be surprised with what men will put up with when they are balls deep in twenty year old pussy. It's about as irresistible as you can get.

Some men.  I had the misfortune of sitting next to some hot young girls at an office function a while back.  It went quickly from "Oooh, I can do some friendly flirting with some young pretty things" to "Won't somebody please shoot me so I don't have to listen to this inane chatter?"


How long until masturbatin'?
 
2014-04-29 05:20:12 PM
The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.
 
2014-04-29 06:00:56 PM

farkette716: The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.


relax toots.
 
2014-04-29 06:26:04 PM

farkette716: The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.


Your husband lets your get online when you're making dinner? Sounds like a pretty decent guy. You should feel lucky.
 
2014-04-29 06:30:26 PM
It's a damn shame what she's done to herself in last 5-6yrs.

Force feed her some chicken fried steak sandwiches and bring her to my room in a month.
 
2014-04-29 06:40:58 PM

jaybeezey: It's a damn shame what she's done to herself in last 5-6yrs.

Force feed her some chicken fried steak sandwiches and bring her to my room in a month.


Agreed, but you'd still need to make sure she doesn't beef it up later. How do you solve that one smart guy?
 
2014-04-29 06:41:25 PM
Too posh to push like four times ...

Probably still tight enough.
 
2014-04-29 07:41:58 PM

farkette716: The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.


What's wrong with being sexy?

hideyourarms.com
 
2014-04-29 08:04:58 PM

taurusowner: farkette716: The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.

Your husband lets your get online when you're making dinner? Sounds like a pretty decent guy. You should feel lucky.


Thanks, I do have a good husband. And some nice boyfriends, too.
 
2014-04-29 08:55:09 PM

farkette716: Thanks, I do have a good husband. And some nice boyfriends, too.


Failing to compliment your pets when you compliment your husband is a crime before the Gods.
 
2014-04-29 10:21:31 PM
All hail Luna, my brindle pit bull boxer mix!!!!
 
2014-04-29 10:25:51 PM
Plus, her mother and I worked in the same office.

do her mom then, duh!
 
2014-04-29 10:32:50 PM
Most middle age men within 2 standard deviations of the median income are NOT attractive to hot women under 30.

Beckham is hot but I suspect he would prefer a down low 30 year old male sidepiece to a new wife.
 
2014-04-29 11:26:24 PM

taurusowner: farkette716: The headline and all these farking lame comments are sexist.

Your husband lets your get online when you're making dinner? Sounds like a pretty decent guy. You should feel lucky.


+1.
 
2014-04-30 03:20:44 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: I dated a 26 when I was 39.

/Well hung.


So, how was he?

img0.joyreactor.cc


/sorry
 
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