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2014-04-29 08:46:16 AM
I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.
 
2014-04-29 09:01:40 AM
I'm sure the flight attendants thought you were a real winner. You should have asked them for on of their little  plastic kid's wings as a trophy.
 
2014-04-29 10:42:55 AM

sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.


Yeah, even the "sharp knees" crowd would have to admit that there is nothing attractive about those legs. Jesus, my 5 year old has thighs that big in diameter...
 
2014-04-29 10:43:32 AM

sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.


she's 5'9" and appears to be a whole lot of leg

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-04-29 10:43:51 AM

sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.


Came here to say this. Here is the aforementioned bizarre shoop so no one else has to click on that shaitty link

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 10:44:06 AM
img.fark.net

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.
 
2014-04-29 10:47:08 AM
I'd butterface if you know what I mean.......cause I really don't.
 
2014-04-29 10:50:22 AM

gizmokid18: I'd butterface if you know what I mean.......cause I really don't.


dat face...
 
2014-04-29 10:52:49 AM

sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.


Her legs really are that bad. She was on comedy central last week doing some sketch. The poor chick has legs like a paraplegic. She looks like a CGI creature from the waist down.
 
2014-04-29 10:53:55 AM
 
2014-04-29 10:54:18 AM
did someone ask for this information??

now look what you've done!! - no more musing everyone
/drfa
 
2014-04-29 10:58:13 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.


God, I hate that term.  Not only is it stupid, but if the accuracy rate of it's application could be measured, it would be, at most, 1%.  Probably closer to .005, really, but you get the idea.

"Oh, look, her eyes are slightly smaller than normal.  Butterface."
 
Skr
2014-04-29 10:59:51 AM

Waldo Pepper: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

she's 5'9" and appears to be a whole lot of leg

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]


body paint sure has come a long way
 
2014-04-29 11:10:50 AM
This is the next Studman thread, apparently.
 
2014-04-29 11:30:12 AM
I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.
 
2014-04-29 11:36:18 AM
TMI ho, nice turd cutter however . . .
 
2014-04-29 11:41:43 AM

JohnBigBootay: I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.


They were in first class. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
 
2014-04-29 11:54:58 AM
What's this about NES knockoffs?
www.tomheroes.com
 
2014-04-29 12:08:01 PM
THAT'S a supermodel? Maybe growing up when Christie Brinkley and Claudia Schiffer were considered "supermodels" has clouded my judgment, but that chick doesn't measure up, in my opinion. In fact, I'd go so far as to call her unattractive.
 
2014-04-29 12:23:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.


OK, I'm a woman. But I think her face is absolutely adorable and naturally beautiful. To me, she has both -- cute and beautiful at once.
 
2014-04-29 12:27:50 PM

InterruptingQuirk: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

Came here to say this. Here is the aforementioned bizarre shoop so no one else has to click on that shaitty link

[img.fark.net image 458x584]


Yeah, looking at other pictures(like the SI one above) you can see she's skinny, but not POW skinny.
 
2014-04-29 12:42:23 PM

JohnBigBootay: I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.


Agreed. If you start doing it next to me, I'm going to stare you down while I take care of myself. We might as well all be uncomfortable.
 
2014-04-29 12:52:54 PM

JohnBigBootay: I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.


it would also depend, dramatically, on whether you were attractive.  (and, i know this is asking a lot, but not male).

however, if i was asleep, then i could give a shiat. as long as i wasn't woken up.
 
2014-04-29 01:07:55 PM
...like the fist of an angry god, like Ike hit Tina, like Putin to Ukraine, like I was Mike Tyson, etc.

/and you would too.
 
2014-04-29 01:25:05 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: THAT'S a supermodel? Maybe growing up when Christie Brinkley and Claudia Schiffer were considered "supermodels" has clouded my judgment, but that chick doesn't measure up, in my opinion. In fact, I'd go so far as to call her unattractive.


I do believe that era was the golden age of supermodels.
 
2014-04-29 01:26:56 PM
I'd lick her
 
2014-04-29 01:30:40 PM
She's the one that isn't Kate Upton, right?
 
2014-04-29 03:26:32 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: JohnBigBootay: I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.

They were in first class. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.


You sir, are the winner of one internet. And a chicken dinner.
 
2014-04-29 04:05:21 PM

pute kisses like a man: JohnBigBootay: I'm the furthest thing from a prude and y'all do what you want  but I don't really want to see or hear you having sex on a commercial flight. And if I smell you having sex on the plane and you're in the next seat, I'm flat out telling on you. And making a STINK about it very loudly to the flight attendants. Flying sucks enough already. Want to go do it in that bacteria infested toilet? Fine - I don't give a shiat. But not in the seats.

it would also depend, dramatically, on whether you were attractive.  (and, i know this is asking a lot, but not male).

however, if i was asleep, then i could give a shiat. as long as i wasn't woken up.


Agreed. I'd deal with it on a case by case basis.
 
2014-04-29 04:19:58 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.

OK, I'm a woman. But I think her face is absolutely adorable and naturally beautiful. To me, she has both -- cute and beautiful at once.


Well, you would be wrong.
 
2014-04-29 04:41:12 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: unfarkingbelievable: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.

OK, I'm a woman. But I think her face is absolutely adorable and naturally beautiful. To me, she has both -- cute and beautiful at once.

Well, you would be wrong.


In two out of three pictures in this thread, her face looks fine. Bad looks like the exception so far
 
2014-04-29 05:01:03 PM

Waldo Pepper: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

she's 5'9" and appears to be a whole lot of leg

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]


Even so, OP was right, Cosmo 'shopped her legs and arms up big time.
 
2014-04-29 09:51:04 PM

Clutch2013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.

God, I hate that term.  Not only is it stupid, but if the accuracy rate of it's application could be measured, it would be, at most, 1%.  Probably closer to .005, really, but you get the idea.

"Oh, look, her eyes are slightly smaller than normal.  Butterface."


You sound like you'd be a blast at parties.
 
2014-04-29 10:27:29 PM

Slackfumasta: Clutch2013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.

God, I hate that term.  Not only is it stupid, but if the accuracy rate of it's application could be measured, it would be, at most, 1%.  Probably closer to .005, really, but you get the idea.

"Oh, look, her eyes are slightly smaller than normal.  Butterface."

You sound like you'd be a blast at parties.


I suppose so, if I do something about my shyness.

I just hate the term. All the times I've ever seen it used, I've never gotten the sense of whimsy you imply I should have. It always comes from the Studman "sharp knees" crowd, and usually has deadly seriousness attached to it.
 
2014-04-29 10:55:17 PM

InterruptingQuirk: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

Came here to say this. Here is the aforementioned bizarre shoop so no one else has to click on that shaitty link

[img.fark.net image 458x584]


I suppose it's possible that's the real thing but either way it is terrible.  Either:

a) That's her real proportions and the photographer, editor, etc should all be fired for publishing the most unflattering pic of her possible.

b) That's a bad photoshop and the photographer, editor, etc should be fired.

It's not flattering even in the smallest way.  Unless they are going for the 12 year old girl look that can't fill out her shorts or something.  It really looks dumb.  Her expression looks pained too.  And what is she doing?  Squatting to take a crap?  Leaning over so she fits into the frame and looking trapped by the proportions of the front page?  Stretching?  She looks fairly normal/attractive in some other pics.  This one looks like a 5th grader did it.
 
2014-04-30 12:36:53 AM
I really don't know who the supermodels are anymore.. and when I find out, they don't seem to impress.
 
2014-04-30 08:39:53 AM

Clutch2013: Slackfumasta: Clutch2013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 458x584]

At the risk of being 'studman': she is a classic example of butterface.

God, I hate that term.  Not only is it stupid, but if the accuracy rate of it's application could be measured, it would be, at most, 1%.  Probably closer to .005, really, but you get the idea.

"Oh, look, her eyes are slightly smaller than normal.  Butterface."

You sound like you'd be a blast at parties.

I suppose so, if I do something about my shyness.

I just hate the term. All the times I've ever seen it used, I've never gotten the sense of whimsy you imply I should have. It always comes from the Studman "sharp knees" crowd, and usually has deadly seriousness attached to it.


I just said she was a butterface. Not that she should die because she has a butterface.
 
2014-04-30 10:23:33 AM
I follow her on Twitter, and not only do I think she's funny/entertaining, I think she's very pretty, too.  She's on my boyfriend's "Freebie" list.
 
2014-04-30 10:39:44 AM
Don't think anybody knew or cared who she was until she married John Legend and appeared with him in his video for "All of Me" , which is also getting massive TV and radio play.
 
2014-04-30 10:55:38 AM

Thosw: Don't think anybody knew or cared who she was until she married John Legend and appeared with him in his video for "All of Me" , which is also getting massive TV and radio play.


They met on the set of his video "Stereo" a few years ago.  She was also on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.  So, she's not really a nobody.
 
2014-04-30 12:28:45 PM

Mikey1969: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

Yeah, even the "sharp knees" crowd would have to admit that there is nothing attractive about those legs. Jesus, my 5 year old has thighs that big in diameter...


Pics or GTFO

/I keed
 
2014-04-30 12:34:14 PM

Marquis de Sod: Mikey1969: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

Yeah, even the "sharp knees" crowd would have to admit that there is nothing attractive about those legs. Jesus, my 5 year old has thighs that big in diameter...

Pics or GTFO

/I keed


LOL

CSB: I got to use that this weekend... I have a friend who is in Hawaii this week, and she said they came across a nude beach in their travels, I told her 'Pics or it didn't happen'. She actually sent me the topless pics she took of these women on the beach. This is how I know I married well. Instead of getting jealous, my wife laughed when I told her about this, AND checked out the pics. Not the jealous type, which is nice.
 
2014-04-30 01:19:54 PM

Waldo Pepper: sgnilward: I have no idea who she is, nor do I care... However, that has got to be one of the most obvious 'shoops. No one has limbs that long or skinny. Her legs could be aluminum flagpoles.

she's 5'9" and appears to be a whole lot of leg

[i.cdn.turner.com image 694x1000]


And an unfortunate case of Kate Upton "hips".
 
2014-04-30 03:40:45 PM
butterface
 
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