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(Examiner)   Eric Holder has approved drone strikes against the Bundy Ranch. STUDY IT OUT   (examiner.com) divider line 256
    More: Scary, Attorney General Eric Holder, Bundy, Bundy ranch, Oath Keepers, drone strikes, domestic terrorists, Steve Schmidt  
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2014-04-29 12:19:01 AM
 "or is it absolute bull to have us put out false info and destroy our credibility"...

Yes... THIS is what will destroy your credibility...
 
2014-04-29 12:27:42 AM
I am pretty sure Eric Holder doesn't have the authority to tell the DoD to do jack shiat.
 
2014-04-29 12:29:11 AM
The comments make Breitbart look like the Algonquin Round Table.

My favorite was the dude with the Confederate Flag upset about the government killing Americans.
 
2014-04-29 01:33:59 AM
If only.
 
2014-04-29 01:41:41 AM

Sgt Otter: The comments make Breitbart look like the Algonquin Round Table.

My favorite was the dude with the Confederate Flag upset about the government killing Americans.


Whoa, I think some of those commenters are going to be getting a visit from men in suits and shiny badges. Love the trolls there, actually lol'd.

Laffy  Patriot •
LOL!! You think "your guns" would actually stop Obama if he really wanted you hillbillies dead?
And who are you going to shoot, Cletus?


Laffy, what's your Fark handle?
 
2014-04-29 03:10:19 AM
BS story? Oh HELLS yeah

Holder isn't an idiot. Dropping a bomb on American soil against civilians is political suicide regardless of it being justified or no.
 
2014-04-29 08:13:50 AM
With all the nuke testing that went on in that area back in the 50s I really don't think one more would hurt
 
2014-04-29 08:27:28 AM
I thought they decided to put a lien on his cattle. That escalated quickly.
 
2014-04-29 08:27:51 AM

Sgt Otter: The comments make Breitbart look like the Algonquin Round Table.

My favorite was the dude with the Confederate Flag upset about the government killing Americans.


Americans = white people.
 
2014-04-29 08:34:12 AM
My  brother's ex-girlfriend's mom's stepuncle told me the same thing in a FWD:FWD:FWD: email
 
2014-04-29 08:38:19 AM
I'm all for this.

Cows + Hellfire Missiles = Excellent BBQ
 
2014-04-29 08:39:30 AM
Next thing you know, the Surgeon General will move us to DEFCON 3.
 
2014-04-29 08:40:23 AM
I wonder if the anonymous old "Study it out" lady is aware she has become the standard by which her kind are mocked.
 
2014-04-29 08:41:18 AM
So "report" = "info that may or may not be true as told by a third party".

Got it.
 
2014-04-29 08:41:27 AM

OutLawSuit: I'm all for this.

Cows + Hellfire Missiles = Excellent BBQ


Nah, that's overcooked.  Weapons that burn through a foot of steel?  What's left of the cow won't be tasty.
 
2014-04-29 08:42:50 AM

Notabunny: I thought they decided to put a lien on his cattle. That escalated quickly.


But remember: If you lien on them too hard, they tip over.
 
2014-04-29 08:43:48 AM

Ambivalence: I am pretty sure Eric Holder doesn't have the authority to tell the DoD to do jack shiat.


Well Chuck Hagel isn't black, so it's not as scary.
 
2014-04-29 08:43:53 AM
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: I am told the FEMA camp cafeterias will be nothing like the Golden Corral. Apparently, they won't even have a chocolate fountain.
 
2014-04-29 08:43:58 AM

Alphax: OutLawSuit: I'm all for this.

Cows + Hellfire Missiles = Excellent BBQ

Nah, that's overcooked.  Weapons that burn through a foot of steel?  What's left of the cow won't be tasty.


Jerky, then?
 
2014-04-29 08:44:13 AM
Rand Paul actualy gave the order. You see if you rob a liquor store of fifty bucks that's a droneable offense. If you steal the use of land to the tune of a million dollars for twenty years well that's no question a droneable offense.

Also the founder of the oath keepers says so it must be true.
 
2014-04-29 08:44:14 AM
One of the consequences of you not acknowledging the US gov't and then pointing weapons at its agents is that you become an Enemy Combatant.

/am i doing this right?
 
2014-04-29 08:44:19 AM
So the Fed didnt sell his cattle because they didn't want to further escalate things but they would drone strike his ass? Seems legit.
 
2014-04-29 08:45:08 AM
i196.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-29 08:45:28 AM
The Oathkeepers would love nothing more than for this to happen. It would give credence to their whack-a-doodle desires.'

btw....the link to the actual conversation is borked and the entire story is peppered with the usual "vetted sources" that seemingly have no names. Not to mention the "this could be real, but we don't know" disclaimers

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 08:46:47 AM

Alphax: OutLawSuit: I'm all for this.

Cows + Hellfire Missiles = Excellent BBQ

Nah, that's overcooked.  Weapons that burn through a foot of steel?  What's left of the cow won't be tasty.


Overcooked is overrated. I'd eat overcooked over  veggie on any given day.
 
2014-04-29 08:48:05 AM
A friend of mine told me that his sister was talking to a teacher and he said that he heard how the mayor was on the phone to the sheriff when some tech in the phone company or maybe it was the cable company, I cant remember which. Anyway he accidentally overheard the FBI was going to call Obama but he was out in Japan or something so they had to check with this Holden or Holder guy first before they could do anything. What I heard was that Holden er Holder, whatever, was dead certain that the drones would be in by next Tuesday at the latest
 
2014-04-29 08:49:22 AM
On Friday, John Jacob Schmidt of said that according to Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oath Keepers, Fark user Jackson Herring has a 17-foot long penis
 
2014-04-29 08:49:29 AM

Ambivalence: I am pretty sure Eric Holder doesn't have the authority to tell the DoD to do jack shiat.


I've been assured by top RAND PAULS that while it is illegal for Holder to do this, it IS legal for a state agency to use drones to execute anyone they want.
 
2014-04-29 08:49:52 AM
Well, if there has to be a test case about droning Americans on American soil, might as well be this idiot.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:09 AM
The Oathkeeper's DoD source? I found them.

nicedeb.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-29 08:50:50 AM
www.foxcrawl.com

Now I'm not saying it was aliens. But...
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 08:51:10 AM
I can't wait to hear my brother-in-law quoting this article, except stating that the strike went through and it got covered up.  His statement will come some time after Bundy is waiting for trial.

/No, not really.  B-i-l's addiction to far right talk radio is the reason I would rather go to Afghanistan than a family dinner.
 
2014-04-29 08:52:26 AM

homelessdude: The Oathkeepers would love nothing more than for this to happen. It would give credence to their whack-a-doodle desires.'

btw....the link to the actual conversation is borked and the entire story is peppered with the usual "vetted sources" that seemingly have no names. Not to mention the "this could be real, but we don't know" disclaimers

[i.imgur.com image 125x87]


no no no

It was for sure going to happen, but now that it has come out in the news, it won't happen.  The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.  When you don't see drone strikes blowing up the ranch, then you will see I'm right
 
2014-04-29 08:52:58 AM
i.imgur.com

oathkeepers
 
2014-04-29 08:53:44 AM

Laobaojun: I can't wait to hear my brother-in-law quoting this article, except stating that the strike went through and it got covered up.  His statement will come some time after Bundy is waiting for trial.

/No, not really.  B-i-l's addiction to far right talk radio is the reason I would rather go to Afghanistan than a family dinner.


No, Michelle Obama personally gave the order to attack but at the last minute the crew of the drone refused to carry out the attack and instead flew the drone to Mexico to blow up cartel members who were planning to cross the boarder illegally to make tacos pastor in Houston and man I could go for some farking tacos right now.
 
2014-04-29 08:54:17 AM
Would someone please think of the children.

llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-29 08:54:58 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 720x960]

oathkeepers


What's with the half used roll of toilette paper on the counter.
 
2014-04-29 08:57:34 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 720x960]

oathkeepers

What's with the half used roll of toilette paper on the counter.


He'll use that later for masterbating..
 
2014-04-29 08:58:09 AM
"So is this disinformation to get the boots on the ground to evacuate the scene so that BLM people can move in Waco style, or is it absolute bull to have us put out false info and destroy our credibility," the blog asked. During an interview with Schmidt, Rhodes said it is possible the report could be part of a disinformation campaign. The person who reportedly gave the information, he said, believes what he heard.

I love how they won't even entertain the idea that they are just wrong. the only way they can be wrong is if it's STILL a government conspiracy to make them look wrong.
 
2014-04-29 08:58:26 AM

Mad Scientist: I wonder if the anonymous old "Study it out" lady is aware she has become the standard by which her kind are mocked.


You obviously haven't done your homework.
 
2014-04-29 08:58:36 AM

gilatrout: A friend of mine told me that his sister was talking to a teacher and he said that he heard how the mayor was on the phone to the sheriff when some tech in the phone company or maybe it was the cable company, I cant remember which. Anyway he accidentally overheard the FBI was going to call Obama but he was out in Japan or something so they had to check with this Holden or Holder guy first before they could do anything. What I heard was that Holden er Holder, whatever, was dead certain that the drones would be in by next Tuesday at the latest


I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2014-04-29 08:59:17 AM
Wow, I knew Examiner was bad, but I didn't realize it was this bad:

Suggested by the author
Liberal hatemongers mad BLM didn't attack Bundy ranch
Liberals on Twitter demand feds kill Bundy family, supporters with drones
Liberalism: An ideology of rage and hate
Do liberals really want a second civil war in America?
Harry Reid: Bundy supporters 'domestic terrorists,' hints at federal task force


...and the picture of the author has him playing a banjo.  I don't even know what to think anymore.
 
2014-04-29 09:00:05 AM

Brick-House: Would someone please think of the children.

[llwproductions.files.wordpress.com image 468x286]


I thought the plan was to put the women and children on the front-line?
 
2014-04-29 09:00:33 AM
Oh my, there are some incredible comments on there.

Mary Beerman •
DEAR
LADY or should I say CIA or NSA agent or Obamabot?
I am Canadian not American.
Im gonna tell you how I first found out what a dangerous pathological liar & maniac your great leader is & just how perilous the life of every American with THAT piece of demonic garbage at the helm.

GOD connected me ONLINE to a relative of CHRIS STEVENS in 2009. (Remember Im CANADIAN)

And it goes on and on.
 
2014-04-29 09:01:39 AM

Arkanaut: ...and the picture of the author has him playing a banjo.  I don't even know what to think anymore.


learn to squeal like a pig.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-04-29 09:02:16 AM

Arkanaut: Wow, I knew Examiner was bad, but I didn't realize it was this bad:

Suggested by the author
Liberal hatemongers mad BLM didn't attack Bundy ranch
Liberals on Twitter demand feds kill Bundy family, supporters with drones
Liberalism: An ideology of rage and hate
Do liberals really want a second civil war in America?
Harry Reid: Bundy supporters 'domestic terrorists,' hints at federal task force

...and the picture of the author has him playing a banjo.  I don't even know what to think anymore.


Yeah, that's part of what makes it comedic and pathetically absurd at the same time. It's the ultra serious tone that really sends it over the top.
 
2014-04-29 09:03:37 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 720x960]

oathkeepers


More like "oatkeeper." Woof. At least I'm trying to cut back.
 
2014-04-29 09:07:53 AM
The attorney general can send drone strikes?
 
2014-04-29 09:08:16 AM
Someone in a group called "Oath Keepers" is a dishonest piece of shiat? That's about as appropriate as James O'Keefe calling his group "Project Veritas".

Unless the "oath" that these guys are keeping is a promise to be a moronic dipshiat.
 
2014-04-29 09:09:07 AM
oh wow. I just found out that the guy who said  "We were actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front. If they're gonna start shooting, it's going to be women that are gonna be televised all across the world getting shot by these rogue federal officers." during the Bundy thing, was an oath keeper.

Richard Mack
 
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