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(WISN Milwaukee)   Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here   (wisn.com) divider line 83
    More: Dumbass, gym class, Waukesha County, WISN 12 News, Waukesha, rage  
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2014-04-28 07:59:28 PM  
Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?
 
2014-04-28 08:02:01 PM  
We've substituted this pretty actress to re-create the scene:

img.fark.net

Back to you, Bob.
 
2014-04-28 08:15:02 PM  
Violent ground acquisition games such as football dodgeball are, in fact, a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
 
2014-04-28 08:44:56 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?


Dude, dodgeball is bullying. Why would you subject your kids to this?
 
2014-04-28 08:56:53 PM  
You'd have thought she'd enjoy balls in her face.

And who else thinks that Dominique Jude is a name more suited to race horse?
 
2014-04-28 09:53:05 PM  
Story moderately amusing but why were adults allowed to play dodgeball with kids?  It just sounds like a case of child abuse waiting to happen.

But really, the true find is the mug shot gallery of the same page as this, starting with:

Jack Lang, 77, is charged with shooting his wife in the head because she was nagging him and "wouldn't shut up."


www.wisn.com


In my defense you honor, I did shoot the first round showing what I was gonna do to her.


And then there's this timeless photo:


www.wisn.com


You know they say mugshots are usually taken at times when


you're not looking your best.  But I think I'm looking specially pretty.

 
2014-04-28 10:23:04 PM  
Man up buttercup...that's dodgeball.  It's much like life.  Sometimes you catch it, sometimes you throw it, and sometimes you get hit square the face.  The only thing you can do is dust yourself off and start over again the next round.
 
2014-04-28 10:49:09 PM  
dodgeball is no fun for kids that wear glasses

/weeps in the corner
 
2014-04-28 11:01:02 PM  
Hey Jude...
 
2014-04-28 11:10:49 PM  

img.fark.net

 
2014-04-28 11:28:08 PM  

namatad: dodgeball is no fun for kids that wear glasses

/weeps in the corner


/joins you
//last picked on many occasions
 
2014-04-28 11:28:19 PM  
It ain't about size, it's how well you can spike and how well you can catch...//loved dodge ball//dogeball, teehee
 
2014-04-28 11:29:25 PM  

"Dominique Jude, a Milwaukee mom, was hit in the face with a ball, and when her son was also hit in the face, she admits she got angry."


She should have been angry but reasonable enough to just get someone who works there to complain people are throwing at the faces of people. I'd be pissed also if some other people were making throws that hit in the face.

 
2014-04-28 11:30:00 PM  

JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?

Dude, dodgeball is bullying. Why would you subject your kids to this?


Sarcasm? Jesus, I hope so.
 
2014-04-28 11:30:18 PM  
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2014-04-28 11:30:20 PM  
The pussies today use foam balls. In my day we used basketballs, tennis balls. and racquetball balls.

Growing up was a gauntlet.


Balls.
 
2014-04-28 11:32:04 PM  

JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?

Dude, dodgeball is bullying. Why would you subject your kids to this?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2014-04-28 11:32:20 PM  
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If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
 
2014-04-28 11:34:04 PM  
I was always pretty good at dodgeball.

I mean, I couldn't throw for shiat, and I certainly couldn't catch, but I sure could get out of the way of a ball.  It was not infrequent that I was the last one out there on my side, because they just couldn't hit me.

Works less well for every other sport, btw.
 
2014-04-28 11:39:44 PM  
Pros aim for the hips, anyway.
 
2014-04-28 11:41:19 PM  
This game of dodgeball didn't involve a school trip to the local zoo where some students were possessed by hyenas and later ate the pig that was the school mascot and also ate the principal did it?
 
2014-04-28 11:41:20 PM  
THEN i'll make trouble. Because I'm geared for it. Thank you masked man.
 
2014-04-28 11:51:00 PM  
Somehow MILFs have no problem dodging my balls.


/[sniff]
//fapping alone
 
JVD
2014-04-28 11:53:25 PM  
Would it be racist to ask why the people of Milwaukee County have to come to Waukesha County to cause a ruckus?
 
2014-04-28 11:56:10 PM  

JVD: Would it be racist to ask why the people of Milwaukee County have to come to Waukesha County to cause a ruckus?


No. Ozaukee County, yes. Waukesha County, no.
 
2014-04-28 11:56:32 PM  
Lets be fair, most 12 year olds need to be rattled and yelled at.
 
2014-04-28 11:57:54 PM  

ReverendJynxed: The pussies today use foam balls. In my day we used basketballs, tennis balls. and racquetball balls.

Growing up was a gauntlet.

Balls.


Kickballs, on asphalt.
 
2014-04-28 11:59:19 PM  
Meh, wallball was 1000 times better. And much more painful.
 
2014-04-28 11:59:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 12:04:01 AM  
I was a spry, lithe, little nerdlet back in the day, and I was pretty decent at dodgeball actually.
 
2014-04-29 12:05:25 AM  

FormlessOne: ReverendJynxed: The pussies today use foam balls. In my day we used basketballs, tennis balls. and racquetball balls.

Growing up was a gauntlet.

Balls.

Kickballs, on asphalt.


baseballs, on monkey bars
 
2014-04-29 12:14:45 AM  
the proper reaction to a 12 year old taking faceshots is either a full-powered counterattack with a dodgeball that shatters his cheekbones, or an "accidenta" elbow across the nose.
 
2014-04-29 12:15:20 AM  
l
 
2014-04-29 12:24:37 AM  

Yogimus: the proper reaction to a 12 year old taking faceshots is either a full-powered counterattack with a dodgeball that shatters his cheekbones, or an "accidenta" elbow across the nose.


"accidenta" is the accidental elbow that also catches some teeth

/serendipity
 
2014-04-29 12:28:17 AM  

DigitalCoffee: This game of dodgeball didn't involve a school trip to the local zoo where some students were possessed by hyenas and later ate the pig that was the school mascot and also ate the principal did it?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 12:30:29 AM  
we simply called it murderball.

/went to a quaker school
 
2014-04-29 12:31:20 AM  
I was picked on at my middle school, but for some reason just loved dodge ball.

It looked like an epic battle, especially when a whole bunch of "incoming" or "outgoing" flew at the same time.  It didn't have any rules or positions, no coach to disappoint, no complex plays to mess up.  You just ran up to the front, dodged, found someone who wasn't looking, hucked the ball and ran like hell back.

And seriously, when else could you throw a ball right into a crowd of people?

/ Didn't keep me from getting bullied but those game were fun.
 
2014-04-29 12:41:02 AM  

JVD: Would it be racist to ask why the people of Milwaukee County have to come to Waukesha County to cause a ruckus?


Short answer buslines long answer something about not having alot of money growing up etc Makes it ok to act like dbags. So farking sad that chucky cheese has to have armed security gaurds because of trash blowing in from the core.
 
2014-04-29 12:57:42 AM  
An overreaction. Not smart. But she didn't touch the kid. And the lil' bastid was probably doing his best to hit people in the face. If you're an adult and playing a sport with kids, you have to know that you're playing by different rules.

This is the definition of 'Not News'.
 
2014-04-29 01:04:13 AM  

JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?

Dude, dodgeball is bullying. Why would you subject your kids to this?


Because if they go through their entire childhood feeling that all is right and just in the world, they're going to have an absolute world-shattering meltdown when they get to their first job and their slightly senior coworker pushes them around.
 
2014-04-29 01:06:38 AM  
Personal story: My friends and I lost a ton of weight in college playing dodgeball. We got a bunch of those bouncy balls you can pick up at the supermarket in springtime, the kind that you could get hit right in the face and it would just stun you for a moment with no real damage. We'd then go down to the racquetball courts (The college had like 14 of them in a row underground, only the first six ever had the lights on), go down to the last one, flip the lights on and play dodgeball. Only rule was that you could only leave if everyone was done. We got in VERY good shape playing that.
 
2014-04-29 01:09:17 AM  

DarkVader: I was always pretty good at dodgeball.

I mean, I couldn't throw for shiat, and I certainly couldn't catch, but I sure could get out of the way of a ball.  It was not infrequent that I was the last one out there on my side, because they just couldn't hit me.

Works less well for every other sport, btw.


Yeah, until puberty hit (I was a late bloomer), I was the short chubby, yet oddly athletic kid.  I couldn't throw the ball worth a shiat, but I rarely got hit.  Many games ended w/ me being the only kid on my side still alive while the jocks on the other side were trying to cream me.  Then the bell would ring.  It was the only time I could get back at my bullies.  Then after puberty, I was their size.
 
2014-04-29 01:12:38 AM  
movieboozer.com

/obscure?
 
2014-04-29 01:18:01 AM  
Getting a kick cause I was always one of the beast who picked off the weak prey.. And yes kids with glasses where like wounded fauna...

Lol good times..
 
2014-04-29 01:25:50 AM  

Mralterego: Getting a kick cause I was always one of the beast who picked off the weak prey.. And yes kids with glasses where like wounded fauna...

Lol good times..


I used to be that kid until I kicked a ball back at the troglodyte who thought it was funny to try and break my glasses- every shot he took was at my face.

Racked his nuts so hard he had to go home for the day. I didn't have many victories in school but that was one I savor.
 
2014-04-29 01:28:21 AM  
When we played back in the seventies, head shots were an automatic disqualification. In team play, you could sacrifice yourself for the good of the team by diving into a ball thrown by one of the opposing team's better players.
 
2014-04-29 01:35:38 AM  
Am I a bad person because when I was a kid I would take 2 balls and lob one in the air at somebody and then fastball the second one at their face while they were looking up the catch the first one?
 
2014-04-29 01:38:24 AM  
Pansies. When I was in school, we played dodgeball with jarts.
 
2014-04-29 01:42:58 AM  

Securitywyrm: Personal story: My friends and I lost a ton of weight in college playing dodgeball. We got a bunch of those bouncy balls you can pick up at the supermarket in springtime, the kind that you could get hit right in the face and it would just stun you for a moment with no real damage. We'd then go down to the racquetball courts (The college had like 14 of them in a row underground, only the first six ever had the lights on), go down to the last one, flip the lights on and play dodgeball. Only rule was that you could only leave if everyone was done. We got in VERY good shape playing that.


Damn it, I had something for this.

[Mac Hall Comic, Australian Rules Quidditch]

The site isn't loading :(
 
2014-04-29 01:47:08 AM  
I know you. You know you, and I know you know that I know you.
 
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