InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?
Story moderately amusing but why were adults allowed to play dodgeball with kids? It just sounds like a case of child abuse waiting to happen.But really, the true find is the mug shot gallery of the same page as this, starting with:Jack Lang, 77, is charged with shooting his wife in the head because she was nagging him and "wouldn't shut up."
In my defense you honor, I did shoot the first round showing what I was gonna do to her.
You know they say mugshots are usually taken at times when
you're not looking your best. But I think I'm looking specially pretty.
namatad: dodgeball is no fun for kids that wear glasses/weeps in the corner
"Dominique Jude, a Milwaukee mom, was hit in the face with a ball, and when her son was also hit in the face, she admits she got angry."
She should have been angry but reasonable enough to just get someone who works there to complain people are throwing at the faces of people. I'd be pissed also if some other people were making throws that hit in the face.
JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: Is this why my children will never know the fun that is dodgeball?Dude, dodgeball is bullying. Why would you subject your kids to this?
JVD: Would it be racist to ask why the people of Milwaukee County have to come to Waukesha County to cause a ruckus?
ReverendJynxed: The pussies today use foam balls. In my day we used basketballs, tennis balls. and racquetball balls.Growing up was a gauntlet.Balls.
FormlessOne: ReverendJynxed: The pussies today use foam balls. In my day we used basketballs, tennis balls. and racquetball balls.Growing up was a gauntlet.Balls.Kickballs, on asphalt.
Yogimus: the proper reaction to a 12 year old taking faceshots is either a full-powered counterattack with a dodgeball that shatters his cheekbones, or an "accidenta" elbow across the nose.
DigitalCoffee: This game of dodgeball didn't involve a school trip to the local zoo where some students were possessed by hyenas and later ate the pig that was the school mascot and also ate the principal did it?
DarkVader: I was always pretty good at dodgeball.I mean, I couldn't throw for shiat, and I certainly couldn't catch, but I sure could get out of the way of a ball. It was not infrequent that I was the last one out there on my side, because they just couldn't hit me.Works less well for every other sport, btw.
Mralterego: Getting a kick cause I was always one of the beast who picked off the weak prey.. And yes kids with glasses where like wounded fauna...Lol good times..
Securitywyrm: Personal story: My friends and I lost a ton of weight in college playing dodgeball. We got a bunch of those bouncy balls you can pick up at the supermarket in springtime, the kind that you could get hit right in the face and it would just stun you for a moment with no real damage. We'd then go down to the racquetball courts (The college had like 14 of them in a row underground, only the first six ever had the lights on), go down to the last one, flip the lights on and play dodgeball. Only rule was that you could only leave if everyone was done. We got in VERY good shape playing that.
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