Satanic_Hamster: Read that as "rectal scam."
Rhino_man: Satanic_Hamster: Read that as "rectal scam."Read that as "rectal scan."
AirForceVet: Oh, we can certainly come up with better stuff in the future.
ReverendJynxed: Was it his piss or someone else's?
TheSwizz: To all of you Farkers who find a story that seems to make your state a little on the weird side and scream for your own state tag: This is par for the course for Florida. This is the bar they set for the rest of us with tag envy. Not even Arizona has reached this level of every day derp, but dammit we know you're trying.
Forsythe P. Jones: Francis from 'Stripes'?
strangeluck: As a resident of the State of Texas, we accept your challenge.Don't forget, we had George "Dubya" Bush, as a Governor, we set the bar pretty high ourselves.
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