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(WWSB ABC 7)   You've done it, Florida. You've come up with one story that includes a rental scam, a stolen news vehicle, and a bucket of urine... with a crazy-eyes mugshot as a bonus   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, florida, rental scam, scams  
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2014-04-28 09:15:42 PM  
Oh, we can certainly come up with better stuff in the future.
 
2014-04-28 10:01:55 PM  
And this story is related to that crazy video of the woman stealing the newsvan. Sounds like a great neighborhood.
 
2014-04-28 10:04:57 PM  
If I could muster up a whole bucket of urine, I would have a relieved look on my face, let me tell you.
 
2014-04-28 10:12:11 PM  
Read that as "rectal scam."
 
2014-04-28 10:15:34 PM  
Sounds like a classy neighborhood
 
2014-04-28 10:27:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Read that as "rectal scam."


Read that as "rectal scan."
 
2014-04-28 10:29:03 PM  
To all of you Farkers who find a story that seems to make your state a little on the weird side and scream for your own state tag: This is par for the course for Florida. This is the bar they set for the rest of us with tag envy. Not even Arizona has reached this level of every day derp, but dammit we know you're trying.
 
2014-04-28 10:33:34 PM  

Rhino_man: Satanic_Hamster: Read that as "rectal scam."

Read that as "rectal scan."


Read it as "rectal," and then stopped reading. I mean, c'mon--Floriderp.
 
2014-04-28 10:33:39 PM  
Was it his piss or someone else's?
 
2014-04-28 10:34:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-28 10:46:16 PM  
Now it's true, I did not read the article but another reason I don't listen to rap is because of Flo Rida.
 
2014-04-28 10:46:57 PM  
You're welcome, America.
 
2014-04-28 10:50:22 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

Your testicles look delicious.  Let me get my squid bib.
 
2014-04-28 10:53:06 PM  

Rhino_man: Satanic_Hamster: Read that as "rectal scam."

Read that as "rectal scan."


Thought I was the only one.
 
2014-04-28 10:56:32 PM  

AirForceVet: Oh, we can certainly come up with better stuff in the future.


Yeah, I'm not seeing what makes this special. Another Monday in Florida, so what?
 
2014-04-28 11:03:11 PM  
Francis from 'Stripes'?
 
2014-04-28 11:48:05 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-04-29 12:07:55 AM  

ReverendJynxed: Was it his piss or someone else's?


They don't know. You can't really dust for piss.
 
2014-04-29 12:14:37 AM  

AirForceVet: Oh, we can certainly come up with better stuff in the future.


www.my-favorite-coloring.net
 
2014-04-29 12:16:26 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 01:00:28 AM  

TheSwizz: To all of you Farkers who find a story that seems to make your state a little on the weird side and scream for your own state tag: This is par for the course for Florida. This is the bar they set for the rest of us with tag envy. Not even Arizona has reached this level of every day derp, but dammit we know you're trying.


As a resident of the State of Texas, we accept your challenge.

Don't forget, we had George "Dubya" Bush, as a Governor, we set the bar pretty high ourselves.
 
2014-04-29 06:19:19 AM  

Forsythe P. Jones: Francis from 'Stripes'?


Possibly...he sure needed to lighten up
 
2014-04-29 07:16:09 AM  

strangeluck: As a resident of the State of Texas, we accept your challenge.

Don't forget, we had George "Dubya" Bush, as a Governor, we set the bar pretty high ourselves.


We've got Oberfuhrer Rick Scott. I'll take a dumb redneck over a psychotic tea party spokesmuppet any day.
 
2014-04-29 07:39:01 AM  
Say what you want about the guy, but you can be damn sure that no asshat code inspector is going to fark with him in the future.  They'll just stand a couple of feet behind the "Splash Zone" sign and offer to sign whatever the crazy dude wants them to sign.  No county job is work taking a bath in whiz.
 
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