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(DNA Info)   New York City artifacts, including 200 year old douche, given new home. Home is in Williamsburg, with the 20 year old douches   (dnainfo.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-28 04:33:36 PM  
Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.
 
2014-04-28 04:36:20 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies people who have vaginas. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.


FTFM


/vaginas
 
2014-04-28 04:46:21 PM  
I didn't realize Trump was that old
 
2014-04-28 05:32:18 PM  
assets.dnainfo.com

Are they sure that's what it is?
 
2014-04-28 05:48:35 PM  
If you think a 200-year-old douche is going to help, I don't even want to know what you're starting with.
 
2014-04-28 05:49:02 PM  
She had a bone of her own.
 
2014-04-28 05:49:17 PM  
last time i checked w.47th st isnt in williamsburg
 
2014-04-28 05:50:17 PM  
What a 200 year old douche might look like

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2014-04-28 05:58:11 PM  
Could this be the original invention of Lord Douchebag
 
2014-04-28 06:01:29 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.

this. if you smell that cooch from across the room. just put a close pin on your nose and have at it!

 
2014-04-28 06:02:45 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.


How do you get rid of the smell?
 
2014-04-28 06:09:54 PM  

duffblue: InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.

How do you get rid of the smell?


Eat right, exercise, drink plenty of water, and wait. If there is a chronic smell issue, then you should see your doctor. If there is a chronic weak willed individual problem see a dating site.
 
2014-04-28 06:14:59 PM  
What if you don't like the taste?
 
2014-04-28 06:17:13 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.


Vagina the original super food. Perfect for breakfast lunch and dinner. Even makes a good snack. If you don't enjoy vaginas pass em this way please.
 
2014-04-28 06:18:07 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6sfIZlcb8
 
2014-04-28 06:19:28 PM  
 
2014-04-28 06:19:30 PM  

duffblue: What if you don't like the taste?


Did you like beer the first time you tried it? Was your palette ready for it? Also, remember that old adage 'You are what you eat'? Well, we definitely taste like we eat, remember that when you plan a romantic dinner with expectations of fun later if you need to grow into an appreciation of the finer things in life.
 
2014-04-28 06:30:58 PM  
Off to Busch Gardens!
 
2014-04-28 06:55:20 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: duffblue: What if you don't like the taste?

Did you like beer the first time you tried it? Was your palette ready for it? Also, remember that old adage 'You are what you eat'? Well, we definitely taste like we eat, remember that when you plan a romantic dinner with expectations of fun later if you need to grow into an appreciation of the finer things in life.


NO ASPARAGUS!
 
2014-04-28 07:24:54 PM  

doglover: InterruptingQuirk: duffblue: What if you don't like the taste?

Did you like beer the first time you tried it? Was your palette ready for it? Also, remember that old adage 'You are what you eat'? Well, we definitely taste like we eat, remember that when you plan a romantic dinner with expectations of fun later if you need to grow into an appreciation of the finer things in life.

NO ASPARAGUS!


or Taco Bell!!
 
2014-04-28 07:48:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 08:04:46 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.


Vaginas make great boots. They're waterproof, stretchable to accommodate any size and you can't wear them out.
 
2014-04-28 08:18:19 PM  
Who's up for a box lunch at the Y
 
2014-04-28 08:23:27 PM  
I still recall the time that I had a vagina around my neck. After I finally backed out I got smacked
 
2014-04-28 08:26:21 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: duffblue: What if you don't like the taste?

Did you like beer the first time you tried it? Was your palette ready for it? Also, remember that old adage 'You are what you eat'? Well, we definitely taste like we eat, remember that when you plan a romantic dinner with expectations of fun later if you need to grow into an appreciation of the finer things in life.


If it smells like fish, it's a eatin dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone
 
2014-04-28 08:29:06 PM  
Honey and alum douche, sweeter for the eater and tighter for the peter
 
2014-04-28 09:06:22 PM  
Douching is an overall bad idea. Iirc it came into practice as a supposed method of birth control. Clean clothes, good personal hygeine and shaving (less places for the stinkiness) seem to work. I also will not ever wear pantyhose and wear skirts/dresses in summer. Lets the breeze in...
 
2014-04-28 09:36:02 PM  

duffblue: InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.

How do you get rid of the smell?


http://www.fugly.com/videos/738/poontos.html

NSFW
 
2014-04-28 11:32:46 PM  
Chigroe Please:

Vaginas make great boots. They're waterproof, stretchable to accommodate any size and you can't wear them out.

... You can however, tear them. Easily, in some cases.

/crosses legs
 
2014-04-29 02:26:21 AM  

Lee451: [img.fark.net image 407x324]


I'm calling shenanigans. That's a bong.
 
2014-04-29 07:51:57 AM  
img.fark.net

Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow, Just wow.
 
2014-04-29 09:20:49 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: Don't douche ladies. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. If it's broken, you still shouldn't douche.

To everyone who enjoys vaginas, grow up.


this!
 
2014-04-29 11:14:46 AM  

Bermuda59: Could this be the original invention of Lord Douchebag


i1.ytimg.com

Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag and there is nothing I cannot do!

/Click the pic for video...
 
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