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2014-04-28 02:55:48 PM  
Reid was born in a one room shack in the middle of nowhere and with nothing. He had to be touch to get where he is, so I doubt there's much that the gop can throw at him that would rattle him.  Personally, I would consider it an honor to have him on my side.
 
2014-04-28 04:11:37 PM  
cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-04-28 04:12:00 PM  
2.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com

Ya, bro...I lift!  totes magotes!
 
2014-04-28 04:38:47 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [2.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com image 500x683]

Ya, bro...I lift!  totes magotes!


4.bp.blogspot.com

Awesomesauce!
 
2014-04-28 04:44:18 PM  
LOLWUT?
 
2014-04-28 05:21:37 PM  
lols.me
 
2014-04-28 05:31:58 PM  
The remainder of the Democratic Party, in an effort to distance themselves from Reid's confrontational--and some say hurtful and mean-spirited--tone, reminded Republicans that no, the Democratic Party does not, as a rule, support the spontaneous growth of spines by its members, and will work very hard to ensure that they run moral, above-the-belt, and fundamentally fair campaigns in 2016.

When asked for comment, the Koch brothers took another puff on cigars made from the tanned flesh of Chinese orphans and said, "oh we will, too. Scout's honor!" There is no word as to whether they cackled after dropping such a bon mot, but this reporter believes it is so.
 
2014-04-28 05:37:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-28 05:37:24 PM  
wonkette.com
 
2014-04-28 05:38:01 PM  
Just let him bang, bro.
 
2014-04-28 05:47:21 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [2.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com image 500x683]

Ya, bro...I lift!  totes magotes!


Hey! You need to be more respectful of Vice President Dude Bro.
 
2014-04-28 05:47:34 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: The remainder of the Democratic Party, in an effort to distance themselves from Reid's confrontational--and some say hurtful and mean-spirited--tone, reminded Republicans that no, the Democratic Party does not, as a rule, support the spontaneous growth of spines by its members, and will work very hard to ensure that they run moral, above-the-belt, and fundamentally fair campaigns in 2016.

When asked for comment, the Koch brothers took another puff on cigars made from the tanned flesh of Chinese orphans and said, "oh we will, too. Scout's honor!" There is no word as to whether they cackled after dropping such a bon mot, but this reporter believes it is so.


I regret that I have but one "Funny" button to click for this post.
 
2014-04-28 05:52:29 PM  
caseyhendrickson.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-28 06:14:36 PM  
In Senate races across the country, Republicans Democrats will avoid the issues that matter most to Americans. Instead trying to focus attention on a senator two people named Koch, not even up for election.

FTFH.
 
2014-04-28 06:16:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-28 06:16:40 PM  

oldernell: Reid was born in a one room shack in the middle of nowhere and with nothing. He had to be touch to get where he is, so I doubt there's much that the gop can throw at him that would rattle him.  Personally, I would consider it an honor to have him on my side.


If I become an ineffective, simpering milquetoast in my mid 70's, I certainly hope everyone will give me a complete pass on it based on my frequently-referenced-but-never-actually-proved history as a tough-guy in high school.
 
2014-04-28 06:19:33 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: my frequently-referenced-but-never-actually-proved history


Reality, schmeality. This guy's wise to that con!
 
2014-04-28 06:23:03 PM  

Cataholic: two people named Koch, not even up for election.


they don't need to hold office, they own the office.
 
2014-04-28 06:24:22 PM  
The guy is hopelessly addicted to Koch.  Such a noble soul.
 
2014-04-28 06:25:44 PM  
Reid can't lift his nuts. Period. No, not his wife's period, she had none.

/is Reid's wife still alive after the 'accident'?
 
2014-04-28 06:27:24 PM  
"Charles and David Koch and their radical henchmen -- feel free to attack me as much as you want. I can take it," he said. "But don't expect the American people to be fooled by this newest tactic."

Well, that seems hopelessly naive to me...
 
2014-04-28 06:29:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [2.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com image 500x683]

Ya, bro...I lift!  totes magotes!


The farking wink sells it!
 
2014-04-28 06:39:01 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Reid can't lift his nuts. Period. No, not his wife's period, she had none.

/is Reid's wife still alive after the 'accident'?


We used to get quality trolling. Now we get whatever the fark this is.
 
2014-04-28 06:44:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: If I become an ineffective, simpering milquetoast in my mid 70's, I certainly hope everyone will give me a complete pass on it based on my frequently-referenced-but-never-actually-proved history as a tough-guy in high school.


Hell, I'll give you a pass for being an ineffective simpering milquetoast right now.
 
2014-04-28 06:51:45 PM  
Eh-Eh-hem.
(spritzes throat)

♫  Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! ♫

Eh-hem.

"Soros"

/bow
 
2014-04-28 06:55:35 PM  
"Charles and David Koch and their radical henchmen -- feel free to attack me as much as you want. I can take it," he said. "But don't expect the American people to be fooled by this newest tactic."

Consider how dumb the average American is.  Now consider that half of all Americans are even dumber than that.

And morans vote.
 
2014-04-28 07:01:28 PM  

Superjew: Barricaded Gunman: If I become an ineffective, simpering milquetoast in my mid 70's, I certainly hope everyone will give me a complete pass on it based on my frequently-referenced-but-never-actually-proved history as a tough-guy in high school.

Hell, I'll give you a pass for being an ineffective simpering milquetoast right now.


I appreciate that, Superjew.
 
2014-04-28 07:01:49 PM  

Cataholic: In Senate races across the country, Republicans Democrats will avoid the issues that matter most to Americans. Instead trying to focus attention on a senator two people named Koch, not even up for election.

FTFH.


I think that who controls the Senator's votes is more important than any vapid promises they may make.

So yeah, I think guys like Koch and Adelson are pretty damn important.

/Yes, most Democratic Senators are controlled by people too.
//I think them better than Koch and Adelson.
 
2014-04-28 07:17:37 PM  

Cataholic: In Senate races across the country, Republicans Democrats will avoid the issues that matter most to Americans. Instead trying to focus attention on a senator two people named Koch, not even up for election.

FTFH.


Fun Fact: You support guys who are rich because their daddy worked for you r hero, Stalin. That's right, their right to influence American elections was supported by Communist murderers.
 
2014-04-28 07:18:52 PM  
If Sheldon Adelson drops half a billion trying to buy Newt Gingrich in 2012, that's OK. In 2016 he can sponsor as many beauty pageant debates as he wants to see who will be the prettiest Republican to lose to Hillary. Of course, if Hillary says "Oh, never mind"....nah, the new world order insists we have Clinton vs. Bush in 2016 to punish those who didn't vote for Hillary in 2008 because bushclintonbushclinton.
 
2014-04-28 07:26:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: We used to get quality trolling. Now we get whatever the fark this is.


And the name. I mean, "DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks"? Makes me miss winterwhile or printboy.
 
2014-04-28 07:49:14 PM  

Kevin72: If Sheldon Adelson drops half a billion trying to buy Newt Gingrich in 2012, that's OK. In 2016 he can sponsor as many beauty pageant debates as he wants to see who will be the prettiest Republican to lose to Hillary. Of course, if Hillary says "Oh, never mind"....nah, the new world order insists we have Clinton vs. Bush in 2016 to punish those who didn't vote for Hillary in 2008 because bushclintonbushclinton.


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2014-04-28 07:50:06 PM  
I didn't see anything about Reid until Bundy started spouting his bigoted rants.  Then I started hearing things about how Reid is the one who wants Bundy's land to sell to the Chinese.  All this Reid talk is basic GOP deflection to move the discussion away from the racists in the GOP.
 
2014-04-28 07:56:17 PM  
Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.
 
2014-04-28 08:00:43 PM  

Animatronik: Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.


So in other words... It'll live until it dies.
 
2014-04-28 08:08:30 PM  

Animatronik: Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.


It is hard to objectively demonstrate who the dicks are but:

www.brookings.edu
 
2014-04-28 08:10:59 PM  

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Cataholic: In Senate races across the country, Republicans Democrats will avoid the issues that matter most to Americans. Instead trying to focus attention on a senator two people named Koch, not even up for election.

FTFH.

Fun Fact: You support guys who are rich because their daddy worked for you r hero, Stalin. That's right, their right to influence American elections was supported by Communist murderers.


Why not? Their last two Presidents made a lot of their money from their father/grandfather's support for Hitler.
 
2014-04-28 08:31:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 08:37:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 08:42:39 PM  

Animatronik: Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.


Yeah...he should be classy, like Mitch McConnell
 
2014-04-28 09:12:11 PM  
Attacking Harry Reid isn't a great strategy for the GOP, because the comeback is so obvious: "You know who gets his job?  Mitch McConnell.  Are you willing to fight to give a promotion to Mitch McConnell?"
 
2014-04-28 09:14:53 PM  

Animatronik: Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.


Wait, so working to get your party to vote together is bad now?
 
2014-04-28 09:15:33 PM  
mrshowrules:
It is hard to objectively demonstrate who the dicks are but:

[www.brookings.edu image 599x629]


So, not sure how to read this graph. Are more cloture votes good because things aren't being filibustered, or bad because the same law takes more votes when they frequently fail?
 
2014-04-28 09:17:59 PM  

Teufelaffe: Animatronik: Harry Reid is the worst Senate Majority leader in my lifetime. His goal is to create as much antagonism and suspicion in the Senate as possible to keep the Democratic bloc voting as one and to maintain his political power. It will only fall apart when the Democrats lose the majority.

Wait, so working to get your party to vote together is bad now?


Yeah. That whole "Majority Leader" is an honorary title. Steven Colbert is an honorary Doctor of Fine Arts, but you don't see him restoring damaged paintings.
 
2014-04-28 09:18:47 PM  

oldernell: Reid was born in a one room shack in the middle of nowhere and with nothing. He had to be touch to get where he is, so I doubt there's much that the gop can throw at him that would rattle him.  Personally, I would consider it an honor to have him on my side.


Reid's a farking wimp who has spent his career placating Republicans
 
2014-04-28 09:25:05 PM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: mrshowrules:
It is hard to objectively demonstrate who the dicks are but:

[www.brookings.edu image 599x629]

So, not sure how to read this graph. Are more cloture votes good because things aren't being filibustered, or bad because the same law takes more votes when they frequently fail?


I believe it's the average number of votes required to invoke cloture. You can see the average is near 60, which is what is reqd to overrule a filibuster. So that's showing that the GOPers are a serious impediment to us having a functioning country.
 
2014-04-28 09:36:45 PM  
Harry Reid is a piece of shiat and so are the Koches.
 
2014-04-28 09:37:55 PM  
he's certainly better at boxing and brazilian jiu jitsu than the rest of congress

/putin probably has better judo and combat sambo though, if we're looking worldwide
 
2014-04-28 09:44:10 PM  

mrshowrules: It is hard to objectively demonstrate who the dicks are


It doesn't matter who the dicks are*. It matters that no one really minds that acting like dicks is popular. The  supermajority could have eliminated the need for a supermajority by rewriting the Senate rules to eliminate all the stupid loopholes the minority was abusing.

*Though dick numero uno was Ted Kennedy who wouldn't give up his seat when he was farking dying
 
2014-04-28 09:55:59 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Reid can't lift his nuts. Period. No, not his wife's period, she had none.

/is Reid's wife still alive after the 'accident'?


CItation, please.
 
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