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(Rolling Stone)   What I am is what I am... I'll beat your ass, or wut?   (rollingstone.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Edie Brickell, Paul Simon, disorderly conduct, Courts of Connecticut  
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2014-04-28 11:57:38 AM  
Yes.  This one.  I think I like this one.
 
2014-04-28 12:04:03 PM  
....but the fighter still remains.
 
2014-04-28 12:05:12 PM  
Officer: And what's your name sir?
Simon: Al, you can call me Al.
 
2014-04-28 12:55:33 PM  
Were the mugshots in KodaChrome?
 
2014-04-28 01:25:37 PM  
There must have been fifty ways Edie Brickell could've avoided that.
 
2014-04-28 01:27:00 PM  
I've walked these streets a virtual stage it seemed to me
 
2014-04-28 01:35:27 PM  

EyeballKid: There must have been fifty ways Edie Brickell could've avoided that.


Don't get all beaty, Edie
 
2014-04-28 01:58:27 PM  
gamesatwork.biz

Paul Simon says...open up a can of whoop-ass!
 
2014-04-28 01:58:33 PM  
The sound... of sirens.
 
2014-04-28 01:59:33 PM  
They're gonna stick him in the house of detention.
 
2014-04-28 01:59:41 PM  
Was the "undisclosed location" down by a schoolyard? And was someone named Julio also involved?
 
2014-04-28 02:00:28 PM  
I bet she sold the diamonds from the souls of her shoes.
 
2014-04-28 02:01:16 PM  
I bet there were no sounds of silence once the police got there.
 
2014-04-28 02:01:23 PM  
starcasm.net
Marnie likes this
 
2014-04-28 02:01:27 PM  
OMG you guys I heard Carly Simon totally fought Edie Sedgwick and she's in the hospital!  It's serious you guys!
 
2014-04-28 02:01:40 PM  
www.popservations.com
 
2014-04-28 02:02:31 PM  
Police said Brickell only got in one hit
 
2014-04-28 02:02:35 PM  
Awesome headline!
 
2014-04-28 02:02:36 PM  
I didn't know Paul was gay...
 
2014-04-28 02:02:50 PM  

jlawn001: The sound... of sirens.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 02:05:24 PM  
Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will beat you down.
 
2014-04-28 02:05:35 PM  
I think the surprising thing here, at least to me, is that they live in Connecticut.
 
2014-04-28 02:07:16 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I think the surprising thing here, at least to me, is that they live in Connecticut.


A lot of famous people live in CT. What surprised me is that Edie is only 48.
 
2014-04-28 02:07:47 PM  
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

You will need a bodyguard...
 
2014-04-28 02:08:12 PM  
serves him right for ripping off Los Lobos!
 
2014-04-28 02:08:26 PM  
Maybe it's time they returned to their natural coasts. Maybe resume old acquaintances, step out occasionally. Speculate who had been damaged the most.
 
2014-04-28 02:08:33 PM  

jlawn001: The sound... of sirens.


The words of Miranda were written on the subway walls.
 
2014-04-28 02:09:04 PM  
Edie Brickell rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When Paul Simon found out he began to shout
And they started the investigation

It's against the law
It was against the law
What the Bohemian saw
It was against the law.
 
2014-04-28 02:09:17 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I think the surprising thing here, at least to me, is that they live in Connecticut.


hard to have a white picket fence in NYC
 
2014-04-28 02:09:49 PM  
I screamed at my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so mad to see me
I just smiled

And we yelled about some old times
And we drank way too many beers
Still crazy after all these years
Still crazy after all these years
 
2014-04-28 02:11:17 PM  
When he got back to bed someone had taken his place.
 
2014-04-28 02:11:18 PM  
*scans headline*

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2014-04-28 02:12:38 PM  

bongmiester: Solid State Vittles: I think the surprising thing here, at least to me, is that they live in Connecticut.

hard to have a white picket fence in NYC


Just seemed to me that he was a New York lifer.
 
2014-04-28 02:13:12 PM  
Choke me in the shallow waters
 
2014-04-28 02:13:30 PM  

bongmiester: Police said Brickell only got in one hit


The headline is good, but this was better.
 
2014-04-28 02:18:07 PM  
Luckily for them, the numbers for attorneys are written on the jail cell walls.
 
2014-04-28 02:19:17 PM  
Well maybe Steve Martin will dump her too.  I wasn't impressed with her when they came to Raleigh.
 
2014-04-28 02:19:20 PM  
Great headling subby...bravo!
 
2014-04-28 02:21:45 PM  
And I could say Oooooooooo oooooooooouch
 
2014-04-28 02:22:22 PM  

LazyMedia: Was the "undisclosed location" down by a schoolyard? And was someone named Julio also involved?


Julio is a dog.
 
2014-04-28 02:24:23 PM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2014-04-28 02:29:31 PM  
CSB: So, about 15 years ago, I'm in NYC for a trade show. My boss takes us to Lattanzi - a small Italian restaurant. I'm sitting with my back to the door and my two companions are facing me with a view of everyone coming in/out of the place. About 20 minutes into dinner...

Boss: (looking past me) "Oh, my God. You know, I think that's Paul Simon! I love him!"

Me: (turns to look) "Uh, no. Maybe Paul Simon's retarded half-chimp brother. Hahaha! That's NOT Paul Simon."

Boss: "Yeah, you're right. Looks like him though."

[A minute later]

Boss: Oh, my God. You we're right! That's was his brother - because THERE"S PAUL SIMON!"

Me: (turns to look) "Holy shiat!"

24.media.tumblr.com

It was Paul Simon and his brother Eddie waiting for their table. Later, I felt bad about what I said, when it was Paul Simon that found my boss' credit card in the unisex bathroom and turned it in to the host.
 
2014-04-28 02:31:24 PM  
Was he choking her in the shallow water?

What?! She asked for it!
 
2014-04-28 02:34:33 PM  

sandi_fish: LazyMedia: Was the "undisclosed location" down by a schoolyard? And was someone named Julio also involved?

Julio is a dog.


And? A dog is someone.
 
2014-04-28 02:35:29 PM  
Sound like a long last pal needed a bodyguard.
 
2014-04-28 02:35:51 PM  
ARE THE NEW BOHEMIANS OK???????????
 
2014-04-28 02:39:40 PM  
I am dissappointed by this story.

I always had the impression of the both of them as easy going, non-violent hippies.  I guess off the stage and out of the spotlight, they are not such as they seem.
 
2014-04-28 02:41:25 PM  

jlawn001: The sound... of sirens.


Brevity is the soul of wit; well done good sir/lol etc.
 
2014-04-28 02:41:28 PM  
One of my friends is short and bald and pudgy.   Years ago my wife told him that he sort of looked like Paul Simon and he was offended saying:  "Paul Simon IS NOT HOT!!"
 
2014-04-28 02:41:45 PM  
And Art Garfunkel still can't even get arrested... literally.
 
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