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(Register Star)   If you picked up some roadkill deer in Hollowville, New York the other day, the local health department wants you to know that what you got there ain't a good eatin' deer   (registerstar.com) divider line 74
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2014-04-28 11:27:35 AM
That explains why I am foaming at the mouth and I want to bite someone.
 
2014-04-28 11:38:32 AM
Well, either that or it got into a mess of rotting apples. You wouldn't have to marinade it then.
 
2014-04-28 12:01:07 PM
The type of people who go 'hunting' with a shovel are renowned for their excellent skill and willingness to read, so this bulletin is a perfect solution.
 
2014-04-28 12:02:38 PM
It tasted ok to me.
 
2014-04-28 12:02:51 PM
 
2014-04-28 12:02:52 PM
as someone who had a close call with a medium- to large-sized doe on a dark texas highway this morning, i'm getting a kick

/never have hit a deer, thankfully
//have had a deer hit my car, though
 
2014-04-28 12:03:15 PM
It's probably just about right if you're a turkey vulture.
 
2014-04-28 12:04:16 PM

DrunkenYodaZen: That explains why I am foaming at the mouth and I want to bite someone.


Same symptoms as being at the NRA convention.
 
2014-04-28 12:05:03 PM

oldernell: DrunkenYodaZen: That explains why I am foaming at the mouth and I want to bite someone.

Same symptoms as being at the NRA convention.


-1 / 10
 
2014-04-28 12:08:19 PM
Not to worry, Kippy's got a handle on it.
 
2014-04-28 12:08:53 PM
NYSDEC doesn't mess around - do you have any idea what the fines are for harvesting a rabid deer carcass out-of-season?
 
2014-04-28 12:09:21 PM

PainInTheASP: Well, either that or it got into a mess of rotting apples. You wouldn't have to marinade it then.



You got apples dropping off the tree this early in the season? Autumn maybe, but unless you live down under, I don't think I deer would come across a pile of fermenting apples that hadn't been eaten before winter.
 
2014-04-28 12:09:45 PM
Deer is a fine meat.
 
2014-04-28 12:12:19 PM
Is this how the zombie apocalypse starts?
 
2014-04-28 12:13:57 PM
It's free. Good enough.
 
2014-04-28 12:20:18 PM
My brother picked up a deer that was hit right out front of his house.  Needless to say dinner is always at my house.
 
2014-04-28 12:20:19 PM

Loaf's Tray: NYSDEC doesn't mess around - do you have any idea what the fines are for harvesting a rabid deer carcass out-of-season?


No, But I am curious now.
 
2014-04-28 12:20:33 PM
Carrion my wayward son
Eat a piece then you are done
Get your yearly rabies test
Why'd you try, you poor?
 
2014-04-28 12:21:37 PM
Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.
 
2014-04-28 12:25:58 PM
Isn't this what we have mandatory health insurance for?! So you can be guaranteed access to a doctor who will glare at you for your stupidity but treat you anyway?

Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Zw6gHYrD8
 
2014-04-28 12:29:54 PM
I'm of the mind that if you're picking up dead animals from the side of the road to eat them, you're basically asking for a horrible disease.

Also, I would like to take this moment to remind people that though this does sound kinda gross, we humans who do eat meat are carrion eaters. We don't eat a fresh, bloody kill right on the spot. We eat dead things-- Things that have been dead for a while. Things that have been dead for days, weeks, or months. We're only different from crows and vultures in that we intentionally cook and season our dead animals before consuming them.

So all you guys referring to yourselves as carnivores are wrong. You're an omnivorous carrion-eater. You're crow, not a lion.
 
2014-04-28 12:32:02 PM
Rabies was cured in a few people with that new technique, but they do end up with severe neurological issues afterwards
 
2014-04-28 12:34:10 PM

TNel: My brother picked up a deer that was hit right out front of his house.  Needless to say dinner is always at my house.


Your brother's house hit a deer?


/was dinner "on the house"?
 
2014-04-28 12:36:27 PM
Do the have CWD out there? Have a heaping serving of prions with a side of brain rot. Yum.
 
2014-04-28 12:38:25 PM
You are such a ray of sunshine
 
2014-04-28 12:39:47 PM
FTFA: "Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release."

Well, if a press release says so, it must be true. No reason to consult a medical authority or anything.
 
2014-04-28 12:40:39 PM

Farce-Side: Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.


Rabies wikipedia:   In unvaccinated humans,rabies is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed. Vaccination after exposure, PEP, is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, in general within 6 days of infection.  Begun with little or no delay, PEP is 100% effective against rabies.

So, almost always.  Unless you go to the doctor, in which case it's really not that big of a deal, other than the huge needle shots to your stomach.

/They don't use huge needle shots anymore.  Most of the time.
//Sometimes they still use huge needle shots to your stomach.
///Don't eat rabid animals, and don't let rabid animals eat you.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2014-04-28 12:42:26 PM
I rtfa, wasn't roadkill
 
2014-04-28 12:44:35 PM
*checks map*

Yep... not surprised at all.
 
2014-04-28 12:44:45 PM

deschinc: Do the have CWD out there? Have a heaping serving of prions with a side of brain rot. Yum.


This was my first thought. I don't know about NY, but it's all over the East (http://www.cwd-info.org/ ) so I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-04-28 12:45:23 PM
Darwin smiles.
 
2014-04-28 12:46:43 PM
I would ask if this happens in real life.  But unfortunately, I know it does.  Which leads to CSB:

One day, I'm driving down a wooded road in NJ.  A fox (of all things), jumps out of the bushes and hits the side of my car as I'm passing by.
So, I jump out of the car, and go to see if it's okay.  It's not.  It's dieing.  So, I carefully take the poor thing to the side of the road, where it dies in peace.

A moment later, a couple of dudes in a pickup truck pull up, jump out, and say, "ya'll ain't gonna keep that?!"  He then grabs it, throws it unceremoniously into the bed of the truck and drives off.

My buddy and I were standing there dumbfounded.

I can only assume he wanted to sell the pelt.
 
2014-04-28 12:47:15 PM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: TNel: My brother picked up a deer that was hit right out front of his house.  Needless to say dinner is always at my house.

Your brother's house hit a deer?


/was dinner "on the house"?


No, it was on the road again
 
2014-04-28 12:48:11 PM
How does a dead deer taste?

It doesn't - it's dead.
 
2014-04-28 12:49:05 PM

iheartscotch: Deer is a fine meat.


Infused with ClearCoat, slight hint of ethylene glycol.

Do I serve it with a carafe of brake fluid or transmission fluid?  Which one is chilled?
 
2014-04-28 12:49:26 PM

Nix Nightbird: I'm of the mind that if you're picking up dead animals from the side of the road to eat them, you're basically asking for a horrible disease.

Also, I would like to take this moment to remind people that though this does sound kinda gross, we humans who do eat meat are carrion eaters. We don't eat a fresh, bloody kill right on the spot. We eat dead things-- Things that have been dead for a while. Things that have been dead for days, weeks, or months. We're only different from crows and vultures in that we intentionally cook and season our dead animals before consuming them.

So all you guys referring to yourselves as carnivores are wrong. You're an omnivorous carrion-eater. You're crow, not a lion.


I wonder sometimes if we like the taste of aged meat because long ago aged meat meant we found something the crows and vultures hadn't picked through already.
 
2014-04-28 12:49:55 PM

WelldeadLink: Not to worry, Kippy's got a handle on it.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 12:49:55 PM
I was at Christmas dinner last and the only one to decline to eat road kill that night.
 
2014-04-28 12:50:41 PM

Farce-Side: Farce-Side: Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.

Rabies wikipedia:   In unvaccinated humans,rabies is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed. Vaccination after exposure, PEP, is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, in general within 6 days of infection.  Begun with little or no delay, PEP is 100% effective against rabies.

So, almost always.  Unless you go to the doctor, in which case it's really not that big of a deal, other than the huge needle shots to your stomach.

/They don't use huge needle shots anymore.  Most of the time.
//Sometimes they still use huge needle shots to your stomach.
///Don't eat rabid animals, and don't let rabid animals eat you.

themoreyouknow.jpg


The trick is recognizing you have rabies. Early symptoms make you feel BETTER, not worse. Your senses improve and you feel energized, though you also have bouts of aggression. Only later, when your senses become TOO sensitive, do you start to think something may be wrong. By then it may be too late.
 
2014-04-28 12:51:59 PM

durbnpoisn: I would ask if this happens in real life.  But unfortunately, I know it does.  Which leads to CSB:

One day, I'm driving down a wooded road in NJ.  A fox (of all things), jumps out of the bushes and hits the side of my car as I'm passing by.
So, I jump out of the car, and go to see if it's okay.  It's not.  It's dieing.  So, I carefully take the poor thing to the side of the road, where it dies in peace.

A moment later, a couple of dudes in a pickup truck pull up, jump out, and say, "ya'll ain't gonna keep that?!"  He then grabs it, throws it unceremoniously into the bed of the truck and drives off.

My buddy and I were standing there dumbfounded.

I can only assume he wanted to sell the pelt.


Or f*ck it.
 
2014-04-28 12:52:06 PM
<- Free Deer
 
2014-04-28 12:52:26 PM

Nix Nightbird: I'm of the mind that if you're picking up dead animals from the side of the road to eat them, you're basically asking for a horrible disease.

Also, I would like to take this moment to remind people that though this does sound kinda gross, we humans who do eat meat are carrion eaters. We don't eat a fresh, bloody kill right on the spot. We eat dead things-- Things that have been dead for a while. Things that have been dead for days, weeks, or months. We're only different from crows and vultures in that we intentionally cook and season our dead animals before consuming them.

So all you guys referring to yourselves as carnivores are wrong. You're an omnivorous carrion-eater. You're crow, not a lion.



Tiger Blood.......Winning!
 
2014-04-28 12:54:28 PM

AngryDragon: iheartscotch: Deer is a fine meat.

Infused with ClearCoat, slight hint of ethylene glycol.

Do I serve it with a carafe of brake fluid or transmission fluid?  Which one is chilled?


Depends whether it has some Chrysler or not.
 
2014-04-28 12:55:58 PM

AngryDragon: iheartscotch: Deer is a fine meat.

Infused with ClearCoat, slight hint of ethylene glycol.

Do I serve it with a carafe of brake fluid or transmission fluid?  Which one is chilled?


Blinker fluid
 
2014-04-28 12:57:13 PM

Farce-Side: Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.


Actually not. IF you treat for it pre-symptomatic, it's totally curable. Once you're symptomatic, there's a really, really good chance you're going to die,  but there's about 5 people who have survived at that stage. They put you in a medically induced coma and pump you full of ketamine and other drugs for a couple months. The success rate is almost 10% on that method; a lot better than the 0% success rate on all other treatments.

But yeah, 5 people surviving out of the 50 or so they've tried with that method with isn't much compared to the 50,000 or so that die from it every year. In the "non-shiathole world" we are pretty good at just immunizing the living shiat out of anyone who might have come in contact with rabies before it gets that far.
 
2014-04-28 12:57:41 PM

Nix Nightbird: Farce-Side: Farce-Side: Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.

Rabies wikipedia:   In unvaccinated humans,rabies is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed. Vaccination after exposure, PEP, is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, in general within 6 days of infection.  Begun with little or no delay, PEP is 100% effective against rabies.

So, almost always.  Unless you go to the doctor, in which case it's really not that big of a deal, other than the huge needle shots to your stomach.

/They don't use huge needle shots anymore.  Most of the time.
//Sometimes they still use huge needle shots to your stomach.
///Don't eat rabid animals, and don't let rabid animals eat you.

themoreyouknow.jpg

The trick is recognizing you have rabies. Early symptoms make you feel BETTER, not worse. Your senses improve and you feel energized, though you also have bouts of aggression. Only later, when your senses become TOO sensitive, do you start to think something may be wrong. By then it may be too late.


Thanks for all the rabies information. Good to know.
 
2014-04-28 12:58:05 PM
My brain be inflamed.
 
2014-04-28 12:59:39 PM

Nix Nightbird: Farce-Side: Farce-Side: Rabies is always fatal, according to the press release.


Always.

Rabies wikipedia:   In unvaccinated humans,rabies is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed. Vaccination after exposure, PEP, is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, in general within 6 days of infection.  Begun with little or no delay, PEP is 100% effective against rabies.

So, almost always.  Unless you go to the doctor, in which case it's really not that big of a deal, other than the huge needle shots to your stomach.

/They don't use huge needle shots anymore.  Most of the time.
//Sometimes they still use huge needle shots to your stomach.
///Don't eat rabid animals, and don't let rabid animals eat you.

themoreyouknow.jpg

The trick is recognizing you have rabies. Early symptoms make you feel BETTER, not worse. Your senses improve and you feel energized, though you also have bouts of aggression. Only later, when your senses become TOO sensitive, do you start to think something may be wrong. By then it may be too late.


Been bit by a wild or unfamiliar animal?  Go to the doctor!  Expensive rabies tests:  Hey, it's better than dying!
 
2014-04-28 01:00:16 PM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: TNel: My brother picked up a deer that was hit right out front of his house.  Needless to say dinner is always at my house.

Your brother's house hit a deer?


/was dinner "on the house"?


I keep going over my grammar but I don't see how you can think I said the house hit the deer.  But go you I guess.
 
2014-04-28 01:00:29 PM

uncleacid: My brain be inflamed.


I'll say, look at that red puffed up little buggar
 
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