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(Opposing Views)   Female biker gang is sad that nobody wants to taste their cupcakes. That may or may not be a euphemism   (opposingviews.com) divider line 136
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2014-04-28 11:40:24 AM  
In case you were curious

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2014-04-28 11:56:01 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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I thought it was a female biker gang.
 
2014-04-28 11:59:42 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious


Yes, but their clitorises (clitorii?) are probably so hardened and calloused from years of motorcycle riding you would need to bring a miners helmet, pickaxe, and jackhammer just to get them to feel anything.
 
2014-04-28 12:02:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

Yes, but their clitorises (clitorii?) are probably so hardened and calloused from years of motorcycle riding you would need to bring a miners helmet, pickaxe, and jackhammer just to get them to feel anything.


Kinda like how guys who ride motorcycles can't get erections any more because of the nerve damage?
 
2014-04-28 12:06:42 PM  
how many times do we have to hear about people being discriminated against for liking MLP when they're not 9-y/o-girls??  get over it people. POWER TO THE CUPCAKES!!

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2014-04-28 12:10:21 PM  
*starts reading article...instantly teleported back to 2003*

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2014-04-28 12:12:04 PM  
Don't fall for their cupcake  tricks. They all come with jimmies.
 
2014-04-28 12:13:36 PM  
My cupcakes bring all the meth-addled dirtbags to the yard
And they're like "*$^%motherf#$&c#$"
Damn right "*$^%motherf#$&c#$"
I could beat you, but I might get charged...
 
2014-04-28 12:14:17 PM  
Female biker gang is sad that nobody wants to taste-

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2014-04-28 12:15:04 PM  
Maybe the rod and gun club just didn't want to be associated with a bunch of hogs on hogs.
 
2014-04-28 12:15:06 PM  
Motorcycle enthusiasts.
 
2014-04-28 12:16:11 PM  
I think it is pretty obvious they have taste tested each others cupcakes already.
 
2014-04-28 12:16:44 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Don't fall for their cupcake  tricks. They all come with jimmies.


are they rustled?
 
2014-04-28 12:17:24 PM  
I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE!
 
2014-04-28 12:17:55 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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"though their members consist of single moms and small business owners."

Yup.
 
2014-04-28 12:18:39 PM  

Fano: I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE!


Nice.


 I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
 
2014-04-28 12:20:35 PM  

cynicalminion: TheShavingofOccam123: Don't fall for their cupcake  tricks. They all come with jimmies.

are they rustled?


and i also realized i missed the open door to
this
 
2014-04-28 12:21:01 PM  
Not after a long hard ride anyway. If you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-28 12:21:01 PM  

TNel: Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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"though their members consist of single moms and small business owners."

Yup.


Most meth dealers and prostitutes could be described as "small-business owners." Just sayin'.

/If you don't want to be treated like a criminal biker gang, then maybe not dressing like a criminal biker gang would be a start?
 
2014-04-28 12:21:59 PM  
Well, considering their web site has links to several Hells Angels web sites, I would say take your cupcakes back to the meth lab.


While this gagle of tuna tasters isn't a 1% club, they affiliate themselves with a 1% club.  So I guess they deserve everything, good or bad, that comes with it...
 
2014-04-28 12:22:45 PM  

cynicalminion: cynicalminion: TheShavingofOccam123: Don't fall for their cupcake  tricks. They all come with jimmies.

are they rustled?

and i also realized i missed the open door to
this


It's okay. I just realized I missed the entire "That really rustled my jimmies" meme. Completely. I must have been on a bender.
 
2014-04-28 12:24:34 PM  
MC ≠  motorcycle gang
 
2014-04-28 12:26:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

Yes, but their clitorises (clitorii?) are probably so hardened and calloused from years of motorcycle riding you would need to bring a miners helmet, pickaxe, and jackhammer just to get them to feel anything.


Sharp scissors might work as well.
 
2014-04-28 12:26:36 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: MC ≠  motorcycle gang


Yeah, but the Devil Dolls describe themselves as outlaw bikers, and they're closely linked with the Hell's Angels.
 
2014-04-28 12:27:53 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: While this gagle of tuna tasters isn't a 1% club, they affiliate themselves with a 1% club.


www.joeydevilla.com
It's a very exclusive club.
 
2014-04-28 12:29:06 PM  

LazyMedia: TNel: Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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"though their members consist of single moms and small business owners."

Yup.

Most meth dealers and prostitutes could be described as "small-business owners." Just sayin'.

/If you don't want to be treated like a criminal lesbo biker gang, then maybe not dressing like a criminal lesbo biker gang would be a start?

Not saying FIFY,  but they look more like Dykes on Bikes that hard core outlaw bikers.  I wonder why the city pressured the gun club owner to bar them.

 
2014-04-28 12:29:44 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
 
2014-04-28 12:30:04 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: MC ≠  motorcycle gang


Next you'll be trying to convince us that 'Female MC'   'bunch of two-wheeled twat gobblers'.

\good luck with that
 
2014-04-28 12:30:57 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: Well, considering their web site has links to several Hells Angels web sites, I would say take your cupcakes back to the meth lab.


While this gagle of tuna tasters isn't a 1% club, they affiliate themselves with a 1% club.  So I guess they deserve everything, good or bad, that comes with it...


They describe themselves as a 3 piece outlaw MC.  Identify yourself as an "outlaw MC" and things like this are going to happen.

/For y'all non bikers, 3 piece refers to the patch and rockers (above and below) the patch.
 
2014-04-28 12:31:37 PM  
"Motorcycle clubs are not street gangs,"

Unless they are 1%er's, then they are criminals.
 
2014-04-28 12:32:28 PM  
The group noted that people often perceive them as the "Sons of Anarchy", though their members consist of single moms and small business owners.

I suppose selling meth is a type of small business.
 
2014-04-28 12:33:14 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: cynicalminion: cynicalminion: TheShavingofOccam123: Don't fall for their cupcake  tricks. They all come with jimmies.

are they rustled?

and i also realized i missed the open door to
this

It's okay. I just realized I missed the entire "That really rustled my jimmies" meme. Completely. I must have been on a bender.


better than on their fenders, i guess...
 
2014-04-28 12:33:25 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: Well, considering their web site has links to several Hells Angels web sites, I would say take your cupcakes back to the meth lab.


Most of the biker clubs in Atlanta are membered by well-paid businessmen, who stop shaving on Wednesday so that be burley enough to don a dew-rag and leathers for the Saturday ride. I bet they spend quite a bit of time in front of the mirror trying to look menacing. ;)
 
2014-04-28 12:34:01 PM  
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2014-04-28 12:34:37 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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Well I'm not now.
 
2014-04-28 12:36:20 PM  
FTA:"When the group was denied without little explanation..."

What does that mean exactly?
 
2014-04-28 12:36:55 PM  

TNel: Because People in power are Stupid: In case you were curious

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"though their members consist of single moms and small business owners."

Yup.


Probably a tattoo parlor.
 
2014-04-28 12:37:44 PM  

cynicalminion: Mountain Dew and Doritos Cupcakes


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2014-04-28 12:39:40 PM  
i gotta say, if the last of a soccer mom's brood moves out, she shaves half her head, and converts her SUV into a harley, she'd qualify for biker mama of the year... and nobody'd complain about HER cupcakes, i bet...
 
2014-04-28 12:39:49 PM  
Motorcycle clubs are NOT street gangs, but they do ride on the street, so.......
 
2014-04-28 12:40:29 PM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: FTA:"When the group was denied without little explanation..."

What does that mean exactly?


That there aren't any editors left?
 
2014-04-28 12:43:24 PM  

Theaetetus: [www.joeydevilla.com image 600x451]


Is that real? A reverse image search shows lots of the same image... but not if it's real.
 
2014-04-28 12:46:43 PM  
Maybe they should try the bunt cake sale.
 
2014-04-28 12:49:20 PM  
Having served on the board of the March of Dimes in two states, I can tell you that motorcycle clubs are an important fund raising partner, and are very nice people (although they can look scary).
 
2014-04-28 12:51:23 PM  

Infobahn: Having served on the board of the March of Dimes in two states, I can tell you that motorcycle clubs are an important fund raising partner, and are very nice people (although they can look scary).


Most motorcycle clubs. Some motorcycle "clubs," like the Hell's Angels, are organized criminal enterprises. The "club" in this article, the Devil Dolls, have gone out of their way for their entire existence to give the impression that they are an outlaw biker gang closely linked to the Hell's Angels. So there's no real call to white knight them.
 
2014-04-28 12:51:52 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: Theaetetus: [www.joeydevilla.com image 600x451]

Is that real? A reverse image search shows lots of the same image... but not if it's real.


If you look at the shading on the head and compare it to the rest of the pic, particularly the hand, pretty clearly a shop.

Funny though.
 
2014-04-28 12:52:07 PM  
I have a Harley dealer down the street from me, and on the weekend, the air is alive with chuckle-heads riding their bikes there.  My question is:  Do the dealers make more money selling the bikes or all the Harley paraphernalia that these guys and gals appear to need, to properly ride their bikes?  Hardly see anyone on choppers, everybody owns "junk wagons".  You just don't look intimidating on a junk wagon, everybody knows you're actually a farking accountant.

/I'm a farking accountant, but, no bike.
 
2014-04-28 12:53:00 PM  

jst3p: Fark like a Barsoomian: Theaetetus: [www.joeydevilla.com image 600x451]

Is that real? A reverse image search shows lots of the same image... but not if it's real.

If you look at the shading on the head and compare it to the rest of the pic, particularly the hand, pretty clearly a shop.

Funny though.


Hell, the hand is white.
 
2014-04-28 12:54:06 PM  
I associate bikers with being retired doctors and lawyers. It's just a social club. People covered in tattoos and biker gear are often some of the nicest people you can meet. They always seem to know where the best cheap food is.
 
2014-04-28 12:55:21 PM  

LazyMedia: Infobahn: Having served on the board of the March of Dimes in two states, I can tell you that motorcycle clubs are an important fund raising partner, and are very nice people (although they can look scary).

Most motorcycle clubs. Some motorcycle "clubs," like the Hell's Angels, are organized criminal enterprises. The "club" in this article, the Devil Dolls, have gone out of their way for their entire existence to give the impression that they are an outlaw biker gang closely linked to the Hell's Angels. So there's no real call to white knight them.


And yet I did.  Fark you.
 
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