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(New York Daily News)   Man wakes up to find horse's head on the hood of his car. "I'm not involved with any gangs; it was left by my ex-girlfriend. She's a bit crazy"   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-04-28 08:10:26 AM  
7 votes:
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I thought you liked horses.
2014-04-28 01:00:06 AM  
4 votes:
Did she cut off the head herself?  Because if she just got it from the pile out back of the glue factory, then I'd still consider it.  I like a woman who knows how to get her point across.
2014-04-28 07:19:17 AM  
3 votes:

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RIP HORSE

2014-04-28 05:54:27 AM  
3 votes:

fc07.deviantart.net



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2014-04-28 07:06:50 AM  
2 votes:

Apos: [fc07.deviantart.net image 720x720]

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Too much Khartoum violence?
2014-04-28 06:53:28 AM  
2 votes:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a horse of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
2014-04-28 06:09:51 AM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: A bit?
That's like saying the average Farker might need to cut back on the sauce.


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2014-04-28 05:43:39 AM  
2 votes:
poor horsie

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he'll never be the head of a major corporation
2014-04-28 01:45:14 AM  
2 votes:
Words that caused it:

Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-biatch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork.
2014-04-28 12:49:48 AM  
2 votes:
A bit?
That's like saying the average Farker might need to cut back on the sauce.
2014-04-28 12:26:24 AM  
2 votes:
He must have refused the offer.


resources2.news.com.au

What's a ute?
2014-04-28 12:36:28 PM  
1 vote:
Come on guys don't call women crazy that's not nice
2014-04-28 09:34:31 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-28 08:23:06 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: What's a ute?


It's the Austrailian El-Camino.
2014-04-28 08:20:01 AM  
1 vote:

EddieMoscone: I'm German-Irish.


Well, let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you.
2014-04-28 07:59:18 AM  
1 vote:
"I won't be ingnored, Dan."
2014-04-28 07:39:46 AM  
1 vote:
My father in law's ex girlfriend blew up his car. He sticks his dick in crazy all the time. He is on his 6th or 7th wife, I honestly don't know which.
2014-04-28 07:24:32 AM  
1 vote:
An ex-girlfriend from 2-3 years ago.  That's some weapons-grade crazy there.
2014-04-28 07:22:05 AM  
1 vote:

PreMortem: Abattoir. That's a fancy word I had to look up.


What, you never saw The Architects Sketch?

/This is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage!
2014-04-28 07:01:54 AM  
1 vote:
She made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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2014-04-28 06:16:44 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: He must have refused the offer.


[resources2.news.com.au image 650x366]

What's a ute?


A ute is a light utility vehicle - a small pickup, or one of those half-car/half-pickup things like Subaru used to make. You're seeing his ute in that photo you posted.
2014-04-28 06:10:33 AM  
1 vote:
Gone are the good old days when you'd wake to find your future ex- cutting your dongle off.
2014-04-28 05:46:08 AM  
1 vote:

Solid State Vittles: Words that caused it:

Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-biatch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork.


I'm German-Irish.
2014-04-28 02:16:50 AM  
1 vote:
Abattoir. That's a fancy word I had to look up.
 
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