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(New York Daily News)   Man wakes up to find horse's head on the hood of his car. "I'm not involved with any gangs; it was left by my ex-girlfriend. She's a bit crazy"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 76
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2014-04-28 10:13:43 AM  
He must be a catch. The worst I ever had was the cops called on me and the swat team busting down my door.

Aussie_As: Lydia_C: fusillade762: ..

What's a ute?

A ute is a light utility vehicle - a small pickup, or one of those half-car/half-pickup things like Subaru used to make. You're seeing his ute in that photo you posted.

Almost correct. Better to think of Aussie utes as being more like an El Camino than a Subaru. They are the Aussie bloke's favourite chariot, like a pickup truck is to anyone living in a red state in the US. They're just more car-shaped.

The ute in the photo is a Ford Falcon ute, comes in V6 or V8, as do their nemesis the Holden ute, the V8 'Maloo' version of which has the same 5.7L engine as a Corvette.


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2014-04-28 10:13:44 AM  

Aussie_As: Lydia_C: fusillade762: ..

What's a ute?

A ute is a light utility vehicle - a small pickup, or one of those half-car/half-pickup things like Subaru used to make. You're seeing his ute in that photo you posted.

Almost correct. Better to think of Aussie utes as being more like an El Camino than a Subaru. They are the Aussie bloke's favourite chariot, like a pickup truck is to anyone living in a red state in the US. They're just more car-shaped.

The ute in the photo is a Ford Falcon ute, comes in V6 or V8, as do their nemesis the Holden ute, the V8 'Maloo' version of which has the same 5.7L engine as a Corvette.


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F*ckin' really???
 
2014-04-28 10:17:55 AM  

txchad: He must be a catch. The worst I ever had was the cops called on me and the swat team busting down my door.Aussie_As: Lydia_C: fusillade762: ..


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whosits_112: F*ckin' really???


Well that was a second short of a really odd simulpost.
 
2014-04-28 10:25:13 AM  
My cat keeps leaving the heads of birds and mice on my doorstep. Does that mean she's crazy mad at me? Now I'm scared.
 
2014-04-28 10:39:24 AM  
Well now I'm glad that my ex from 9 years ago only bugs friends we have in common about me and asks them for my number. She seems to want to talk to me when I'm happy. She must sense it and want to stomp it out.
 
2014-04-28 10:56:32 AM  

Another Government Employee: In the book, the bed is a four poster and the head is mounted on one of finnials, staring at him.


If it was a four poster bed, wouldn't the finnials be above the tester, and thus impossible to see while in the bed?
 
2014-04-28 10:59:26 AM  
Wrong side of the scale, sir.

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2014-04-28 11:00:46 AM  

slayer199: She made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Of course, this is what I came for.

I always wondered about that scene.  How much does a horse head weigh?  I'm guessing it's a helluva lot!  Unless that dude was drugged unconcious, I cannot fathom how any number of goons got that thing into his bed without waking him up.
 
2014-04-28 11:12:28 AM  

groppet: Well now I'm glad that my ex from 9 years ago only bugs friends we have in common about me and asks them for my number. She seems to want to talk to me when I'm happy. She must sense it and want to stomp it out.


My family is like that. They can sense when I start to enjoy myself, and then take drastic measures to put a stop to it.
 
2014-04-28 11:20:37 AM  
An ex that's a "little crazy" does something like drunk call you two years later.  An ex that's batshiat insane leaves a horse's head.
 
2014-04-28 11:23:17 AM  

xria: Another Government Employee: In the book, the bed is a four poster and the head is mounted on one of finnials, staring at him.

If it was a four poster bed, wouldn't the finnials be above the tester, and thus impossible to see while in the bed?


Slightly above eye level, so that when you awake all you notice is a blurry triangle...until you focus.

It is one of the better written sections in the book.  Gave me the willies when I read it the first time when I was 12.
 
2014-04-28 11:24:08 AM  

Aussie_As: They are the Aussie bloke's favourite chariot, like a pickup truck is to anyone living in a red state in the US. They're just more car-shaped.


Are they favored by bogans as well, or is that a separate demographic?
 
2014-04-28 11:24:51 AM  

fusillade762: He must have refused the offer.




What's a ute?


image.tmdb.org

Heres two utes.
 
2014-04-28 11:42:20 AM  

RobSeace: PreMortem: Abattoir. That's a fancy word I had to look up.

What, you never saw The Architects Sketch?

/This is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage!


I hadn't fully ascertained your attitude towards the tenants!
 
2014-04-28 11:43:51 AM  

Cold_Sassy: An ex-girlfriend from 2-3 years ago.  That's some weapons-grade crazy there.


She had to save up to get the horse in the first place. So, not just crazy, dedicated and patient as well.
 
2014-04-28 11:51:21 AM  

durbnpoisn: slayer199: She made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Of course, this is what I came for.

I always wondered about that scene.  How much does a horse head weigh?  I'm guessing it's a helluva lot!  Unless that dude was drugged unconcious, I cannot fathom how any number of goons got that thing into his bed without waking him up.


The stupid thing is I didn't see it referenced in TFA until after I posted it.  I just read the headline and rushed off to find the image.

To your point, the dude seemed to like his drinks so he could have been drunk or slightly drugged before he went to sleep.
 
2014-04-28 12:36:28 PM  
Come on guys don't call women crazy that's not nice
 
2014-04-28 12:50:15 PM  

tblax: Come on guys don't call women crazy that's not nice


what should we say then? Mentally unstable, unbalanced, irresponsible, untrustworthy and demented
 
2014-04-28 12:59:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: tblax: Come on guys don't call women crazy that's not nice

what should we say then? Mentally unstable, unbalanced, irresponsible, untrustworthy and demented


It's more specific, that's for sure.
 
2014-04-28 01:00:25 PM  
They didn't say what kind. Was it an Impala? Mustang, maybe?
 
2014-04-28 01:01:42 PM  

durbnpoisn: slayer199: She made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

[www.billdamon.com image 850x550]

Of course, this is what I came for.

I always wondered about that scene.  How much does a horse head weigh?  I'm guessing it's a helluva lot!  Unless that dude was drugged unconcious, I cannot fathom how any number of goons got that thing into his bed without waking him up.


I also would think he had some security detail around,but this is a Hollywood script. Of course they show the producer as an over the top loudmouth who needed to be taken down a few notches, so the scene came off as classy.
 
2014-04-28 01:01:59 PM  

AngryDragon: Uchiha_Cycliste: tblax: Come on guys don't call women crazy that's not nice

what should we say then? Mentally unstable, unbalanced, irresponsible, untrustworthy and demented

It's more specific, that's for sure.


see, isn't crazy nicer now?
 
2014-04-28 07:37:04 PM  

fusillade762: He must have refused the offer.


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What's a ute?


It's Ozzie maaaaate. Frim th' laaaaaaand uv Oz! maaaaaate.
 
2014-04-28 07:48:24 PM  

theorellior: Aussie_As: They are the Aussie bloke's favourite chariot, like a pickup truck is to anyone living in a red state in the US. They're just more car-shaped.

Are they favored by bogans as well, or is that a separate demographic?


They are mostly driven by bogans but the six cylinder variety is often used by tradesmen to cart their tools around in.

A lot of the bogans who drive (GM) Holden utes remove the Holden badges and replace them with the Chevrolet bow tie badge. They think it's classy.
 
2014-04-28 09:03:13 PM  
Girl does it, it's whacky and crazy. Guy does it, it's jailtime.
 
2014-04-29 01:58:39 AM  
DTRFA - Maybe he asked for road head a bit too much.
 
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