BalugaJoe: I didn't kill my wife.
SeaMan Stainz: I'm not sure where Juan keeps his spark plug, Ill have to ask him.
walktoanarcade: Nix Nightbird: Always unplug it, unload it, clear the chamber, take the key out of the ignition, and remove the batteries before you perform maintenance on anything with moving parts, explosive capability, or an electrical output.This should be something everyone knows and lives by. Everyone.Yup.It's also worth reminding people to remove the spark plug from your lawn mower before maintaining that baby(oil change, wheel tightening;etc). Freak ignitions are rare, but they happen. That gets overlooked.
fusillade762: Restaurant employees are still trying to figure out how the machine was turned on while Bouchard was cleaning it.I'm still trying to figure out why the damn thing was PLUGGED IN.
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