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(Frontiers LA)   Between 250 and 1,000 people in the US die each year of auto-erotic asphyxiation, with a helpful picture of Batman   (frontiersla.com) divider line 117
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2014-04-27 10:59:35 PM  
This needs to be greenlit for the picture of Batman alone
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-04-27 11:04:35 PM  

mudesi: This needs to be greenlit for the picture of Batman alone


Third best Batman ever, after Keaton and West.
 
2014-04-28 12:08:45 AM  

mudesi: This needs to be greenlit for the picture of Batman alone


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holy asphyxiation batman, are you alright?
 
2014-04-28 12:15:34 AM  
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2014-04-28 12:19:58 AM  
www.virtual-history.com

I'd hit choke it.
 
2014-04-28 12:27:23 AM  
noclipmode.com
 
2014-04-28 12:30:21 AM  
fta According to a report presented to the American Alliance for Health, PE, Recreation and Dance National Conference and Exposition, Andrew P. Jenkins Ph.D. noted that in nearly all cases of AEA-related accidental strangulation, there was some failure in the operation of the "safety" or "escape system" built into the strangulation tool.

Apparently, they've combined gym and shop since I graduated
 
2014-04-28 12:31:33 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 12:34:44 AM  
1,000 people sounds like an inxssive amount.
 
2014-04-28 12:41:49 AM  
smrtdsgn.com
 
2014-04-28 01:13:47 AM  
I lament that I'm all out of pithy comments tonight, but subby, thank you for this gem.

+1
 
2014-04-28 02:34:09 AM  
In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.
 
2014-04-28 02:36:52 AM  

Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.


That story took my breath away.
 
2014-04-28 02:38:53 AM  
How many die without the picture of batman?
 
2014-04-28 02:39:07 AM  
That picture of Batman is very helpful.

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2014-04-28 02:42:15 AM  

cygnusx13: Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.

That story took my breath away.


It was a cool class. We also got to see inside the lungs of a kid who asphyxiated by zipping himself up inside a bean bag chair. Looked like a goddamn fleshy snow globe.
/csb
 
2014-04-28 02:46:06 AM  
I'd like the theme for the next FARKtography contest to be stock photos we didn't know were needed.
 
2014-04-28 02:46:55 AM  
It should be a picture of Fox Mulder. Clyde Bruckman said that's how he's going to die. He just didn't say when.
 
2014-04-28 02:47:09 AM  
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2014-04-28 02:49:24 AM  

Bathysphere: cygnusx13: Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.

That story took my breath away.

It was a cool class. We also got to see inside the lungs of a kid who asphyxiated by zipping himself up inside a bean bag chair. Looked like a goddamn fleshy snow globe.
/csb


What the actual fark? What was the class Things That Will Give You Nightmares 204 or something?
 
2014-04-28 02:50:38 AM  
Stories like this get me all choked up.
 
2014-04-28 02:51:22 AM  

SpdrJay: Stories like this get me all choked up.


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2014-04-28 02:51:53 AM  
That's a lot of people dying with a picture of Batman. I didn't realize pictures of Batman were such a turn-on for the auto-asphyxiation crowd.
 
2014-04-28 02:52:47 AM  
Lazy Batman AEA roleplay. Guy can't even be bothered to set up a mechanism to lower himself upside-down into a fishtank?
 
2014-04-28 02:54:58 AM  

JonnyBGoode: That's a lot of people dying with a picture of Batman. I didn't realize pictures of Batman were such a turn-on for the auto-asphyxiation crowd.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

It's the George Clooney Batman. Holy bat nipples!
 
2014-04-28 02:56:38 AM  
 
2014-04-28 02:57:53 AM  
 
2014-04-28 02:58:32 AM  
OK, so it's not much of a story. Sue me.
 
2014-04-28 02:58:34 AM  
So thats why Batman sounds like that
 
2014-04-28 02:58:45 AM  
FTFA: Remember that if you attempt to get turned on by tying off, don't go it alone. It's just not worth it.

Time to start an unpopular charity.  It's not going to be easy, but society has to provide monitored private fapping rooms.  Maybe have the fappers put on a pulse monitor before they go in.  The whole set up shouldn't cost too much.  The biggest expense would be cleaning.  Anyone eloquent want to write something up for kickstarter or whatever?
 
2014-04-28 03:01:47 AM  

you are a puppet: So thats why Batman sounds like that


It's not who you are, it's what you do that defines you.
 
2014-04-28 03:04:55 AM  

Bathysphere: cygnusx13: Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.

That story took my breath away.

It was a cool class. We also got to see inside the lungs of a kid who asphyxiated by zipping himself up inside a bean bag chair. Looked like a goddamn fleshy snow globe.
/csb


That's cool! At the other end of the spectrum is the woman who failed to commit suicide by injecting herself with liquid mercury. Chest X-ray had great demonstration of the metal as a contrast agent in the lungs.
 
2014-04-28 03:05:18 AM  
cracking up...
you just know they were looking for ANY story to publish that pic in.
 
2014-04-28 03:08:58 AM  
Here's to you old choke and stroke.
 
2014-04-28 03:13:41 AM  
I'm sorry but the details of this story are simply in excess.
 
2014-04-28 03:14:21 AM  

Prof. Frink: Bathysphere: cygnusx13: Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.

That story took my breath away.

It was a cool class. We also got to see inside the lungs of a kid who asphyxiated by zipping himself up inside a bean bag chair. Looked like a goddamn fleshy snow globe.
/csb

That's cool! At the other end of the spectrum is the woman who failed to commit suicide by injecting herself with liquid mercury. Chest X-ray had great demonstration of the metal as a contrast agent in the lungs.


Something tells me she didn't really want to commit suicide anyway. Sure, mercury is poisonous, but i've never heard of direct exposure of any kind being deadly. If she'd just injected air instead of mercury she'd have been doing doorknob inpersonations in under a minute.
 
2014-04-28 03:14:47 AM  

Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.


At least he died doing something he loved.
 
2014-04-28 03:15:34 AM  

Prof. Frink: Bathysphere: cygnusx13: Bathysphere: In a class at college, we covered a chapter on this and had to look at pictures of victims. The one picture I'll never forget was of a soldier who died in the barracks. They blurred out his face, but I remember feeling kinda sad that he died with his dick in this hand, and that was all we knew about him.

That story took my breath away.

It was a cool class. We also got to see inside the lungs of a kid who asphyxiated by zipping himself up inside a bean bag chair. Looked like a goddamn fleshy snow globe.
/csb

That's cool! At the other end of the spectrum is the woman who failed to commit suicide by injecting herself with liquid mercury. Chest X-ray had great demonstration of the metal as a contrast agent in the lungs.


Now THAT I gotta see.
 
2014-04-28 03:18:20 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: JonnyBGoode: That's a lot of people dying with a picture of Batman. I didn't realize pictures of Batman were such a turn-on for the auto-asphyxiation crowd.

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It's the George Clooney Batman. Holy bat nipples!


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2014-04-28 03:18:25 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-28 03:29:03 AM  
If you keep it so relaxing your jaw loosens the rig, you should be golden.
 
2014-04-28 03:33:09 AM  

staplermofo: FTFA: Remember that if you attempt to get turned on by tying off, don't go it alone. It's just not worth it.

Time to start an unpopular charity.  It's not going to be easy, but society has to provide monitored private fapping rooms.  Maybe have the fappers put on a pulse monitor before they go in.  The whole set up shouldn't cost too much.  The biggest expense would be cleaning.  Anyone eloquent want to write something up for kickstarter or whatever?


How awesome would it be to set up a little masturbation alcove in the mall for people who live with a lot of roommates?
Soundproof it, keep it safe and clean, offer toys with appropriate prophylactics, and include a plausible cover story?
Only problem is it would have to be way overpriced, like those $10 vibrating massage chairs. The convenience would be worth it though.

...Lordy, wouldn't I have killed for a $20-per-quarter-hour couples' room within easy reach of my 16-year-old self. No need for sheets, pleather benches smelling of disinfectant would have sufficed. Safety cameras would have only heightened the sexiness. And it would have saved local construction sites from considerable amounts of litter. (Yeah, sorry about that guys. We never picked up dog poo in those days either.)
 
2014-04-28 03:33:09 AM  
I didn't think 43% of us could choke out in under 2 minutes. huh.
 
2014-04-28 03:34:55 AM  
FTFA: it goes without saying that being choked to near unconsciousness isn't a risk-free venture.

Apparently it doesn't go without saying.
 
2014-04-28 03:39:36 AM  
So Michael Hutchence, David Carradine...... I thought celebrity autoeroticasphyiciation deaths always happened in threes.
 
2014-04-28 03:42:31 AM  
Recommended safe words are nghhhh, arhhhhhhhhhhsssssr, grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg and ...
 
2014-04-28 03:45:23 AM  

JoshTheTech: So Michael Hutchence, David Carradine...... I thought celebrity autoeroticasphyiciation deaths always happened in threes.


Trifecta in play.

/please be Bieber, please be Bieber...
 
2014-04-28 03:46:55 AM  

E5bie: staplermofo: FTFA: Remember that if you attempt to get turned on by tying off, don't go it alone. It's just not worth it.

Time to start an unpopular charity.  It's not going to be easy, but society has to provide monitored private fapping rooms.  Maybe have the fappers put on a pulse monitor before they go in.  The whole set up shouldn't cost too much.  The biggest expense would be cleaning.  Anyone eloquent want to write something up for kickstarter or whatever?

How awesome would it be to set up a little masturbation alcove in the mall for people who live with a lot of roommates?
Soundproof it, keep it safe and clean, offer toys with appropriate prophylactics, and include a plausible cover story?
Only problem is it would have to be way overpriced, like those $10 vibrating massage chairs. The convenience would be worth it though.

...Lordy, wouldn't I have killed for a $20-per-quarter-hour couples' room within easy reach of my 16-year-old self. No need for sheets, pleather benches smelling of disinfectant would have sufficed. Safety cameras would have only heightened the sexiness. And it would have saved local construction sites from considerable amounts of litter. (Yeah, sorry about that guys. We never picked up dog poo in those days either.)


Is there a whole subculture of people who are unaware of adult bookstores with "video arcades"?
 
2014-04-28 03:52:39 AM  

jbc: mudesi: This needs to be greenlit for the picture of Batman alone

Third best Batman ever, after Keaton and West.


Fourth at best.

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2014-04-28 04:07:16 AM  
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