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(Daily Mail)   The Hitler cake is a lie   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
    More: Obvious, Fuhrer Cake, Hitler, the guard post, mood changes, propaganda films, maids, Fuhrer, Reich  
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2014-04-28 12:23:13 AM  
I just started playing Portal 2 the other day so I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2014-04-28 01:00:04 AM  
He rarely rose before 2 p.m.

Imagine what he could have done with a little more ambition.
 
2014-04-28 02:04:24 AM  
www.totalfascism.com
what a Hitler cake might look like, assume it is not a lie.
 
2014-04-28 03:08:57 AM  

some_beer_drinker: what a Hitler cake might look like


Or this.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-28 04:17:01 AM  
Yet again Hitler shows his passion for baking.
 
2014-04-28 04:20:44 AM  
perpetualfeast.files.wordpress.com

Looks good.
 
2014-04-28 04:33:26 AM  

Triumph: He rarely rose before 2 p.m.

Imagine what he could have done with a little more ambition.


Ha! That's a gas!
 
2014-04-28 04:36:42 AM  
Of all things you'd simply wanna be quiet about and take to the grave with you, being a hands and knees servant to Hitler might wanna be one of them. Especially with pics involved.
 
2014-04-28 04:36:57 AM  
Hitler supposedly avoided meats and sweets in front of others...bread was still ok.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-28 04:37:21 AM  
There's gotta be a way to make a "hun in the oven" joke, but I'm just too inferior to pull it together.

/Yes, I know: it was a comparison, not an attribution.
 
2014-04-28 04:42:03 AM  
Oh. Well. I was good with him before, but now that I know he didn't really keep a strict healthy diet I think he's a monster. The jew killing and all that I can let go, but the partaking in sweets and late night snacks I just can't forgive.
 
2014-04-28 04:42:13 AM  
So Hitler liked to play "naughty schoolboy" with a specially baked cake. I did not think it possible, but now I hate that guy even more.
 
2014-04-28 04:45:03 AM  
I heard Mengele enjoyed matzo balls.
 
2014-04-28 04:53:20 AM  

August11: So Hitler liked to play "naughty schoolboy" with a specially baked cake. I did not think it possible, but now I hate that guy even more.


Somebody Photoshop Hitler's face on the American Pie guy.
 
2014-04-28 04:55:56 AM  
I never knew Hitler was such a late sleeper. That kinda goes against my world domination dictator stereotype mindset. Sure, sleep in on weekends and holidays, but hey, if you are going to conquer the world you have to get up before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.
 
2014-04-28 05:10:45 AM  

99.998er: I never knew Hitler was such a late sleeper. That kinda goes against my world domination dictator stereotype mindset. Sure, sleep in on weekends and holidays, but hey, if you are going to conquer the world you have to get up before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.


How did you not know that? It's part of the reason D-day actually worked. Operation Overlord could have gone very differently if Hitler's guards had the balls to wake him up.
 
2014-04-28 05:12:48 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: Yet again Hitler shows his passion for baking.


*golfclap*
 
mhd
2014-04-28 05:18:02 AM  
"She said Eva Braun 'was always good to me. She behaved like the lady of the house, even though she was not married. She designed our uniforms. For Christmas she presented me with wool, to knit socks for the men on the front.'"

Getting socks for Christmas: Bad.
Getting wool to knit socks for other people: Nazi.
 
2014-04-28 05:18:51 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Of all things you'd simply wanna be quiet about and take to the grave with you, being a hands and knees servant to Hitler might wanna be one of them. Especially with pics involved.


If you can't tell whatever truths you want by the time you're 89, then what is the point of living that long?
 
2014-04-28 05:20:19 AM  
So atheist, likes to sleep in and likes to eat unhealthy stuff.

... Am I Hitler?
 
2014-04-28 05:25:43 AM  
What, no cookbook to flog? What has the Daily Mail come to?
 
mhd
2014-04-28 05:26:52 AM  
And boy, this article was apparently done by someone with a rather poor grasp of German. Didn't even get her maiden name right.
 
2014-04-28 05:27:07 AM  

fusillade762: I just started playing Portal 2 the other day so I'm getting a kick, etc.


Watch out for crows! They have it in for potatoes.

/ it will make sense when you've played the single player storyline a little

// also , SSSSSSPPPPAAAAAACCCCEEE!!
 
2014-04-28 05:37:26 AM  
You know who ELSE liked Hitler cake???
 
2014-04-28 05:42:12 AM  
Hitler had 22 maid servants!   Cue porno music.

boom chica wow wow
 
2014-04-28 05:44:22 AM  
I know this is Fark and all, but this is particularly NOT news. If my 89 year old grannie started telling me how much J. Edgar Hoover loved baked goods I'd have thrown her in the home.
 
2014-04-28 05:46:05 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: Hitler had 22 maid servants!   Cue porno music.

boom chica wow wow


"You certainly are in the kitchens late, mein furher."
*bow-wow-chicka-chicka*
 
2014-04-28 05:52:46 AM  

Public Savant: So atheist, likes to sleep in and likes to eat unhealthy stuff.

... Am I Hitler?


Who said Hitler was an atheist? He certainly was pal of the Pope.
 
2014-04-28 05:57:49 AM  
I bet all world leaders play naughty schoolboy.
 
2014-04-28 06:05:54 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Public Savant: So atheist, likes to sleep in and likes to eat unhealthy stuff.

... Am I Hitler?

Who said Hitler was an atheist? He certainly was pal of the Pope.


Something trotted out by religotards trying to prove atheism is the devil. Unfortunately atheist Hitler seems to be entering the common knowledge realm. Reality is a bit more complex.
 
2014-04-28 06:14:19 AM  
Hitler sounds like your typical dietary hypocrite

Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na2ot4X7Zpg
 
2014-04-28 06:20:36 AM  
FTFA: But Adolf Hitler would regularly stave off attacks of midnight munchies by tucking into specially made 'Fuhrer Cake' and other gooey treats.

Was it just me, or did anyone else read that word with an f instead of t?

It made for a funny visual for me.
 
2014-04-28 06:33:38 AM  
 
2014-04-28 06:36:35 AM  

fusillade762: I just started playing Portal 2 the other day so I'm getting a kick, etc.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-04-28 06:51:20 AM  

GungFu: FTFA: But Adolf Hitler would regularly stave off attacks of midnight munchies by tucking into specially made 'Fuhrer Cake' and other gooey treats.

Was it just me, or did anyone else read that word with an f instead of t?

It made for a funny visual for me.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-28 06:51:22 AM  
He sounds like swell guy, what ever happened to that gentleman?
 
2014-04-28 06:55:11 AM  

Qaiwolf: fusillade762: I just started playing Portal 2 the other day so I'm getting a kick, etc.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x252]



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsstXfcRWw&noredirect=1
 
2014-04-28 07:03:06 AM  
For Christmas she presented me with wool, to knit socks for the men on the front.

Oh how thoughtful of her
 
2014-04-28 07:15:21 AM  

LiberalConservative: Mid_mo_mad_man: Public Savant: So atheist, likes to sleep in and likes to eat unhealthy stuff.

... Am I Hitler?

Who said Hitler was an atheist? He certainly was pal of the Pope.

Something trotted out by religotards trying to prove atheism is the devil. Unfortunately atheist Hitler seems to be entering the common knowledge realm. Reality is a bit more complex.


I think it's less a conspiracy by religionists than it is a general presumption. He killed the Jews. He killed Catholics. He killed Communists. He killed Gypsies. He killed labor unionists.

By extension, he is presumed to have been anti- all of those things. I'm a historian, but I know nothing about his faith one way or the other (not my field), but I know my personal presumption was 'too full of himself to be anything less than agnostic'. Ditto for Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, etc.
 
2014-04-28 07:17:34 AM  

MathProf: Qaiwolf: fusillade762: I just started playing Portal 2 the other day so I'm getting a kick, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsstXfcRWw&noredirect=1


Thanks. I enjoyed that.
 
2014-04-28 07:21:22 AM  
At first I was like

i.dailymail.co.uk

But then I

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-28 07:36:38 AM  
I bet he liked eating the cake in his Kampfy chair.
 
2014-04-28 07:41:21 AM  

abhorrent1: For Christmas she presented me with wool, to knit socks for the men on the front.

Oh how thoughtful of her


That's how you get uninvited to Christmas.
 
2014-04-28 07:44:50 AM  

Oldiron_79: I bet he liked eating the cake in his Kampfy chair.


and everyone lived happily ever after. expect the Jews.
 
2014-04-28 07:44:50 AM  

99.998er: I never knew Hitler was such a late sleeper. That kinda goes against my world domination dictator stereotype mindset. Sure, sleep in on weekends and holidays, but hey, if you are going to conquer the world you have to get up before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.



"Hitler's killed 30 million people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 30 million people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...' "

/Izzard
 
2014-04-28 07:49:56 AM  

Unright: 99.998er: I never knew Hitler was such a late sleeper. That kinda goes against my world domination dictator stereotype mindset. Sure, sleep in on weekends and holidays, but hey, if you are going to conquer the world you have to get up before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.


"Hitler's killed 30 million people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 30 million people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...' "

/Izzard


There must of been production and quality problems too.
 
2014-04-28 08:08:45 AM  
Hitler also enjoyed a bowl of Reich Pudding.
 
2014-04-28 08:31:47 AM  
Article failed to mention how Frau sock-knitter felt about Hitler in the more than 60 years since the atrocities have been public knowledge.  Was she sad? Outraged? Embarassed?  Apologetic? Regretful?

All we get is her going, "This one time? At Nazi camp?......"
 
2014-04-28 08:41:51 AM  

cnocnanrionnag: Article failed to mention how Frau sock-knitter felt about Hitler in the more than 60 years since the atrocities have been public knowledge.  Was she sad? Outraged? Embarassed?  Apologetic? Regretful?

All we get is her going, "This one time? At Nazi camp?......"


What does it matter how she felt?  She was a maid, in Hitler's Berchtesgaden home.  She wasn't a guard in a concentration camp.

Her choices were work or starve in Nazi occupied Austria.
 
2014-04-28 08:46:58 AM  

abhorrent1: For Christmas she presented me with wool, to knit socks for the men on the front.

Oh how thoughtful of her


I'm surprised that old bag didn't know the difference between wool and Jew bush.

/aisle seat please.
 
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