Dallymo: More like the evil stepsister procedure:When evening came Cinderella wanted to leave, and the prince tried to escort her, but she ran away from him so quickly that he could not follow her. The prince, however, had set a trap. He had had the entire stairway smeared with pitch. When she ran down the stairs, her left slipper stuck in the pitch. The prince picked it up. It was small and dainty, and of pure gold.The next morning, he went with it to the man, and said to him, "No one shall be my wife except for the one whose foot fits this golden shoe."The two sisters were happy to hear this, for they had pretty feet. With her mother standing by, the older one took the shoe into her bedroom to try it on. She could not get her big toe into it, for the shoe was too small for her. Then her mother gave her a knife and said, "Cut off your toe. When you are queen you will no longer have to go on foot."http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm021.html
SpdrJay: I had a similar problem with my jockstrap.
Gyrfalcon: As for me, I have flawless feet (size 6 1/2, B) so I do not have this problem. Otoh, I do not wear stiletto heels, insanely pointy toed shoes, Uggs, Crocs, Birkenstocks, or anything else that tends to give you weird feet, which is WHY I have flawless feet despite my age.
Sim Tree: I'm honestly surprised that a licensed doctor agreed to this and didn't immediately and without hesitation scream "GTFOut of my office!"Hippocrates aside, you know the very second one of these people develops knee problems later in life he's going to get sued so horribly.
Sim Tree: Hippocrates aside
Fart_Machine: [hydra-media.cursecdn.com image 471x364]
reported: ArcadianRefugee ... damn you!/ shakes tiny fist in rage
Mugato: Sim Tree: Hippocrates asideHippocrates not aside, how does this not violate the hippopotamus oath or whatever it's called?
LordOfThePings: [resources3.news.com.au image 506x334]
Dingleberry Dickwad: Sim Tree: I'm honestly surprised that a licensed doctor agreed to this and didn't immediately and without hesitation scream "GTFOut of my office!"Hippocrates aside, you know the very second one of these people develops knee problems later in life he's going to get sued so horribly.Let me get this straight. I'm sure you're aware that there are licensed doctors out there that practice various forms of plastic surgery, not for fixing the face of someone that was horribly disfigured in an accident, but because they have last years chin. "Jane down the street has these perfect cheekbones, I must have them!" Yet this is somehow surprising? Biatches , and a fair chunk of men too, are vain. I'm actually kind of surprised it took this long for this kind of thing to show up.
fusillade762: [blogs.law.harvard.edu image 433x295]
JoieD'Zen: These stupid b*tches also take their 'trendy' pets to the shelter when they no longer fit their lifestyle or color scheme.Let them rot from poor decisions.
RoyBatty: Wow. No MRA could hate women as much as women hate themselves.
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