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(USA Today)   Study finds that, during sex, 43% of all men have an orgasm within two minutes. Chin up, dear Farker, I know that seems like an eternity, but there are exercises you can do   (usatoday.com ) divider line 28
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2014-04-27 06:53:10 PM  
4 votes:
Women take 2 hours in the bathroom, 3 hours to change.

Men, we don't care. Piss on the seat, dirty t-shirt. Just get the job done. We are about efficiency. 

If orgasms were publicly traded companies, women would be Neiman Marcus and Prada. Men are Walmart and Big Lots. The product may be crappy, but we sure meet our sales figures
2014-04-27 07:56:09 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is really gross.
2014-04-27 07:15:35 PM  
2 votes:
My lasting time is all over the clock. It seems possible it's been under 2 minutes at times, with appropriate foreplay or if it's an established quicky and I'm turned on enough/have been waiting long enough. Other times it's like an hour plus. Mostly it fluctuates around 10, 20 mins I'd guess. All I know is most of the time she has climaxed several times all over my dick and is telling me to shoot it all over her. So that's probably a good thing. Variety is key. Sometimes it's fine if the guy pops off really fast but it shouldn't be habitual. It should be according to the situation. Context matters. Routine is boring.
2014-04-27 07:12:00 PM  
2 votes:
Why do humans obsess over things like this?  Check out domestic breeding livestock.  Stallions are done in about 20 second, bulls even less.  Rams go from jump up to step away in 10 seconds or less.  Boars are the only one on the farm with any stamina - they can go several minutes.

The thing is that humans are one of the very few species that have the capability to engage in recreational sex.  Wouldn't it make sense that the recreation part include a whole lot of stuff besides actual penetration?  If the partner is important enough to you, you'll do whatever it takes, either before or after you "get yours" to make certain it's enjoyable for him or her.
2014-04-27 07:10:44 PM  
2 votes:
but there are exercises you can do

Learn how to eat pussy?
2014-04-27 06:48:29 PM  
2 votes:
In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?
2014-04-27 05:17:04 PM  
2 votes:
Sex is a destination, not a journey.
2014-04-27 09:49:49 PM  
1 vote:

The more you eat the more you fart: In all seriousness: i WISH.

Sometimes u just want quickie..lasting 20-30 minutes all the time prevents that.

/thank you Lexapro.


I have my long game covered, it's the short-game quickies that I need to get better at... trying to undo the habits that have allowed me to hold out. For some reason it seems to help if I just kind of catch my wife in private and initiate.

/Down to 7 minutes
//3-4 minutes would = more quickies
2014-04-27 08:04:18 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: This thread is really gross.


Gooey. This thread is really gooey.
2014-04-27 07:46:00 PM  
1 vote:
I kinda wish for this sometimes... I'm the opposite. It takes forever and sometimes doesn't happen at all. I WISH I could have an orgasm every single time, but I don't. Even if I do, it takes a long time, and no, that's not necessarily a good thing for me OR her.

So I got really good at cunnilingus, and everyone's happy.
2014-04-27 07:37:04 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: So if 43% of sex is under two minutes, but the average is 7 minutes, that means there's like one guy who lasts a couple hours.


Damn it, Ron Jeremy.
2014-04-27 07:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
So if 43% of sex is under two minutes, but the average is 7 minutes, that means there's like one guy who lasts a couple hours.
2014-04-27 07:30:43 PM  
1 vote:
Whatever, all I know is this 52 year old ALWAYS have and still do NOT lose my erection after orgasm. My stupid girlfriend tells her girlfriends about this 'amazing trick'. Creates awkward situations when 'they wanna see it". I've let a few.
2014-04-27 07:16:07 PM  
1 vote:

Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?


2 minute sex is what finishes 10-45 minutes of fooling around.
2014-04-27 07:14:54 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently some of you farkers are pretty lame.
Go and buy a lobster. Save the bands.
Serve lobster to wench. Reuse bands.

'cause I know you're cheap, just serve broccoli as the vegi of choice.  Reuse bands.

You want to fark like a porn star?  Lidocaine  jelly. Topical  anesthetic + nerve blocker.

Some sorry ass motherfarkers.
2014-04-27 07:10:00 PM  
1 vote:

Loren: She's only good for one round so a marathon session is out of the question.


True for me as well.  I have no idea if I'm normal this way or not, but I definitely have a refractory period, too.  One orgasm in about a 12-18 hour period (depending on myriad factors).   Never multiple.  After that, I'm far too sensitive or sore to keep going.

/mono-orgasmic slut
2014-04-27 07:08:12 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: Other ways, I mean

/thank you autocorrect


It worked fine the other way too.
2014-04-27 07:04:38 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sex is a destination, not a journey.


If you're married long enough, sex is Mission Impossible.
2014-04-27 07:04:23 PM  
1 vote:

Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?


Or at least need to masturbate more often.

Of course, seeing as a lot of people are just dumb assholes who are completely inconsiderate of others, men taking what they want and being done isn't a huge surprise.

And that's not a feminist argument in the slightest, it's based on biology in that it's easy for a man to climax, so easy it can happen in our sleep. Women can be just as big of an asshole character, but it tends to happen in other social events.
2014-04-27 06:55:29 PM  
1 vote:
In all seriousness: i WISH.

Sometimes u just want quickie..lasting 20-30 minutes all the time prevents that.

/thank you Lexapro.
2014-04-27 06:51:58 PM  
1 vote:
Practice pinching off when you pee to strengthen your PC muscle and last longer in bed.
2014-04-27 06:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.


img.fark.net
2014-04-27 06:43:41 PM  
1 vote:

Solid State Vittles: In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.


No, all those people are in the big penis thread a few down. They'll be hear shortly once they finish proclaiming the massiveness of their members to anonymous strangers on the Internet who don't believe them anyway.
2014-04-27 06:43:36 PM  
1 vote:
Fishing with grandpa. Fishing with grandpa. Fi...shing...wi...wi...gr...oh...

...GRAANNDPAAAAAAAAAA!

(rolls over)

Crap.
2014-04-27 06:40:35 PM  
1 vote:
yeah, but 2 min later, i can do it again.
2014-04-27 06:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
just rub one out about 3 hours before going out :)
2014-04-27 05:33:37 PM  
1 vote:
Two minutes? I wish I could last that long.
2014-04-27 04:56:02 PM  
1 vote:
In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.
 
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