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(USA Today)   Study finds that, during sex, 43% of all men have an orgasm within two minutes. Chin up, dear Farker, I know that seems like an eternity, but there are exercises you can do   (usatoday.com) divider line 167
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2014-04-27 08:37:50 PM  
42 here with a gorgeous 33 yr old blue eyed brunette girlfriend. If we wait like a week then after foreplay I'm ten minutes and done. On a better "schedule" of every other day or so, then 15-30 minutes. Over that, and she starts to give me the "wrap it up" look.
 
2014-04-27 08:38:17 PM  

E5bie: harlock: Every man is different, but I'll let you in on a little secret.   If you polish the bishop at just the right interval beforehand, you'll be able to perform but you'll last a long time.   Too long of an interval between sex and you'll get too sensitive.    Too short and you may have troubles keeping it up.

Timing is everything, start with two evenings beforehand and see how it goes.  If you do it right you can last as long as you want.   A lot of women take quite a while to orgasm even with lots of foreplay but they'll love you for it.   I've had a few that are more sensitive but they are the exception rather than the rule.

Meaning you abstain for 48 hours? Dayum....
This is why live-in relationships are great. Ditch the celibacy, bring on the yoga moves and toys.


I should mention that it varies greatly depending on your age as well, and where you are into your relationship.   In the beginning it was crazy multiple times per day but has settled into a more reasonable schedule now.    Yea when I was younger the turnaround schedule was much, much shorter.
 
2014-04-27 08:39:31 PM  

fappomatic: The more sex you have, the longer you can go. In my case.
Also, as I get older, I can go longer. It's no longer about quantity or conquest, it's about pleasure.
Well, that's what my left hand says. Righty is a frigid biatch but I hate warm beer.


Yea same here.    I like to make it last and enjoy it with multiple positions.    So, sooo nice with the right partner.   have that right now and it's never been better.
 
2014-04-27 08:40:46 PM  

kortex: What about those of us that never finish without a marathon five finger pickle tickle?

/sux bro


I thought that was just a porn star thing. /guess I'm lucky to finish in the holes
 
2014-04-27 08:41:33 PM  

harlock: fappomatic: The more sex you have, the longer you can go. In my case.
Also, as I get older, I can go longer. It's no longer about quantity or conquest, it's about pleasure.
Well, that's what my left hand says. Righty is a frigid biatch but I hate warm beer.

Yea same here.    I like to make it last and enjoy it with multiple positions.    So, sooo nice with the right partner.   have that right now and it's never been better.


Word
 
2014-04-27 08:43:47 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


is the Alou Matty and the Mays Willie?

/it's important
 
2014-04-27 08:51:05 PM  

lindalouwho: AliceBToklasLives: The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.

is the Alou Matty and the Mays Willie?

/it's important


And was it June 13th, 1968?
 
2014-04-27 08:52:44 PM  
The other 57% are on SSRI antidepressants?

/late to the thread
 
2014-04-27 08:53:42 PM  

Ooba Tooba: kortex: What about those of us that never finish without a marathon five finger pickle tickle?

/sux bro

I thought that was just a porn star thing. /guess I'm lucky to finish in the holes


It's not. I've never been able to finish without extensive manual manipulation. I wish I could finish in
 
2014-04-27 08:57:07 PM  
Winning?
 
2014-04-27 09:01:33 PM  

Neeek: 2 minutes seems low, but who keeps track? I don't think I've ever looked at a clock when starting.



A little off-topic, but about 85% of the time that I masturbate, I orgasm at the 13 minute mark.

/that's what you get for having a clock on the night table next to your bed.
 
2014-04-27 09:08:55 PM  
I tend to orgasm shortly after the Chinese lady tells me to roll over.
 
2014-04-27 09:13:13 PM  
For a while I was on a ACE inhibiter for high blood pressure.  Two side effects:  One is that I was almost never horny, two was that it would take me forever to climax - and I mean, wife looking at the clock and drumming her fingers on my ass and maybe if I really got rocking I could actually finish.  Ugh.  We both hated that stuff.

If there's one thing I've learned in 54 years, there's nothing remotely normal about sex.  Other than we all either want or have it, pretty much.  Other than that?  Man, I lived in San Francisco, nothing really surprises me anymore - oh, disgusts perhaps, there are pretty offputting practices out there by MY standards, but there you have it.

The real tragedy is that I can then roll over and go right to sleep and she can't.
 
2014-04-27 09:14:26 PM  

whither_apophis: So if 43% of sex is under two minutes, but the average is 7 minutes, that means there's like one guy who lasts a couple hours.


I once looped a 6 disk CD changer.

/fark, to be 25 again
 
2014-04-27 09:17:32 PM  

lindalouwho: lindalouwho: AliceBToklasLives: The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.

is the Alou Matty and the Mays Willie?

/it's important

And was it June 13th, 1968?


Yes, I am old.

And short.

And Jewish.

And Woody Allen.

/Don't judge me
 
2014-04-27 09:19:20 PM  
I don't get sleepy afterwards. I get hungry and more awake. So I read/massage her to sleep and go make an enormous sandwich and play old Blizzard games.

My sexual habits: only Fark knows them.
 
2014-04-27 09:27:26 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: lindalouwho: lindalouwho: AliceBToklasLives: The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.

is the Alou Matty and the Mays Willie?

/it's important

And was it June 13th, 1968?

Yes, I am old.

And short.

And Jewish.

And Woody Allen.

/Don't judge me


Not judging you lol I'm old too and my Pirates played that game when I was 12. It sounded familiar; one helluva team back then.

Wait a minute....Woody Allen?
 
2014-04-27 09:28:52 PM  

hardinparamedic: Tantric sex is just better.


You mean in a graveyard with a menstruating woman of a different caste after eating disgusting, illegal stuff?
Fine if you're into that sort of thing.
 
2014-04-27 09:38:45 PM  
Right on time.
Every time.
 
2014-04-27 09:49:49 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: In all seriousness: i WISH.

Sometimes u just want quickie..lasting 20-30 minutes all the time prevents that.

/thank you Lexapro.


I have my long game covered, it's the short-game quickies that I need to get better at... trying to undo the habits that have allowed me to hold out. For some reason it seems to help if I just kind of catch my wife in private and initiate.

/Down to 7 minutes
//3-4 minutes would = more quickies
 
2014-04-27 09:57:41 PM  

harlock: Every man is different, but I'll let you in on a little secret.   If you polish the bishop at just the right interval beforehand, you'll be able to perform but you'll last a long time.


Ok, but what if you're not Catholic?
 
2014-04-27 10:03:28 PM  

FizixJunkee: I orgasm at the 13 minute mark.


Prime numbers set me off too.
 
2014-04-27 10:07:03 PM  

Nix Nightbird: I kinda wish for this sometimes... I'm the opposite. It takes forever and sometimes doesn't happen at all. I WISH I could have an orgasm every single time, but I don't. Even if I do, it takes a long time, and no, that's not necessarily a good thing for me OR her.

So I got really good at cunnilingus, and everyone's happy.


I had the same thing happen when I was on an SSRI. I could get hard, be in the mood, and just could not climax.
 
2014-04-27 10:17:09 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Barricaded Gunman: tarheel07: Practice pinching off when you pee to strengthen your PC muscle and last longer in bed.

I've done this for years, and I've finally gotten to the point that I can go for an extra 15 minutes before urinating on my partner.

+1

MarkEC: GRCooper: Serious, related question - any guys ever finish *without* orgasm? Squirt but no "yeeehaw!"?

Happened to me once (only once, thank gawd)

There is definitely an intensity scale. When you have the big O without ejaculating, you will really wonder WTF.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/dry-orgasm/basics/causes/sym-2005 09 06


OK, so one of the listed causes of dry orgasm is Transurethral needle ablation, abbreviated TUNA.  Freakin' TUNA, man.
 
2014-04-27 10:24:27 PM  

Frederick: FizixJunkee: I orgasm at the 13 minute mark.

Prime numbers set me off too.


In other words, done in one.
 
2014-04-27 10:27:58 PM  

ladyfortuna: ... God damn it.


that cracked me up more than it should. lol
 
2014-04-27 10:35:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Frederick: FizixJunkee: I orgasm at the 13 minute mark.

Prime numbers set me off too.

In other words, done in one.


One is not a prime number.
 
2014-04-27 10:39:38 PM  
What do I care as long as I get mine?
 
2014-04-27 10:48:39 PM  
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2014-04-27 10:50:16 PM  
The advantage of being gay.  Just climax - play video games for a half hour - and do it again.  Repeat.
 
2014-04-27 10:52:56 PM  
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2014-04-27 11:00:04 PM  

Solid State Vittles: In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.


The trick is to get drunk enough that you can't finish, but not so drunk that you can't get it up.
 
2014-04-27 11:00:46 PM  

nin3064: Try antidepressants, you'll last hours and never climax...  At least you won't get depressed about it...


No shiat. I took celexa for about four days. Seriously, I couldn't even here off. Duck that shiat.
 
2014-04-27 11:07:47 PM  

viscountalpha: ladyfortuna: ... God damn it.

I feel like i'm missing something here.


Yeah but only because I don't feel like leaving certain information lying around the internet. Sorry.
 
2014-04-27 11:14:17 PM  

ladyfortuna: viscountalpha: ladyfortuna: ... God damn it.

I feel like i'm missing something here.

Yeah but only because I don't feel like leaving certain information lying around the internet. Sorry.


No need to be sorry. I just wasn't sure if there was a back story already.
 
2014-04-27 11:14:26 PM  
Wow! 2 minutes? That includes getting undressed and getting dressed again, right?
 
2014-04-27 11:28:32 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: What do I care as long as I get mine?


If you want her to say yes next time...
 
2014-04-27 11:32:50 PM  

Loren: CigaretteSmokingMan: What do I care as long as I get mine?

If you want her to say yes next time...


What? You mean they can say yes?
 
2014-04-27 11:35:49 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: In all seriousness: i WISH.

Sometimes u just want quickie..lasting 20-30 minutes all the time prevents that.

/thank you Lexapro.


Yes! Thank you! When she demands that every session is a two-hour, 4-5-6+ orgasm marathon, it gets rather tedious. I mean, I gotta get up in the morning, y'know? I come, she comes, we go to sleep, that should be enough most of the time.
 
2014-04-27 11:38:27 PM  
3 beers: 3 minutes, if I'm lucky
6 beers: Sex God
8 beers: "aren't you done yet?"
 
2014-04-27 11:57:21 PM  
I'm guessing that, among couples who hit the 2 minute mark, deriving a prolonged amount of pleasure from sex is not so important as simply satisfying the urge. I'm also assuming that my neighbors were not surveyed.
 
2014-04-28 12:45:41 AM  
Of course, it's really 12 minutes if you include the time it takes to eat the pizza.
 
2014-04-28 12:54:54 AM  
That's just the time I'm waiting for her to end having her orgasm...not start, finish

I'm polite that way.


But I tell you...5 minutes quaking, max...then it's overkill otherwise.
 
2014-04-28 01:30:23 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.


I love you.
 
2014-04-28 02:41:32 AM  

Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?


Later on lying about how good it was?
 
2014-04-28 04:03:47 AM  

GRCooper: Serious, related question - any guys ever finish *without* orgasm? Squirt but no "yeeehaw!"?

Happened to me once (only once, thank gawd)


No, but I've had a Yeehaw! with no squirt, thanks to Flomax. Was so weird.
 
2014-04-28 04:05:58 AM  
So what about guys who last too long? It takes me forever to finish, always has. Like 20 minutes or more, even when masturbating. I'd give my left nut to be able to come in 2 min. lolz
 
2014-04-28 05:34:40 AM  

BigRightRear: Whatever, all I know is this 52 year old ALWAYS have and still do NOT lose my erection after orgasm. My stupid girlfriend tells her girlfriends about this 'amazing trick'. Creates awkward situations when 'they wanna see it". I've let a few.


Go on....
 
2014-04-28 05:56:41 AM  
Just think about all the stuff she does that irritates the crap out of you and you will last a long time.
 
2014-04-28 06:12:41 AM  

Lapdance: Just think about all the stuff she does that irritates the crap out of you and you will last a long time.


hmmm......

If this advice is beneficial, will I owe you any credit or can I use freely?
 
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