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(USA Today)   Study finds that, during sex, 43% of all men have an orgasm within two minutes. Chin up, dear Farker, I know that seems like an eternity, but there are exercises you can do   (usatoday.com) divider line 167
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2014-04-27 04:56:02 PM  
In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.
 
2014-04-27 05:17:04 PM  
Sex is a destination, not a journey.
 
2014-04-27 05:33:37 PM  
Two minutes? I wish I could last that long.
 
2014-04-27 05:36:13 PM  
theinfosphere.org
 
2014-04-27 05:57:42 PM  
You mean I'm not supposed to be trying to get a personal best time??
 
2014-04-27 06:39:33 PM  
just rub one out about 3 hours before going out :)
 
2014-04-27 06:40:33 PM  
Fap fap................................................................... ..
 
2014-04-27 06:40:35 PM  
yeah, but 2 min later, i can do it again.
 
2014-04-27 06:41:02 PM  
or keep this mental image handy when you feel an orgasm coming on

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-27 06:41:03 PM  
Nurse: So, what's your sperm count again?
Me: About two minutes, max.
 
2014-04-27 06:41:36 PM  

Hobodeluxe: just rub one out about 3 hours before going out :)


Which, we all know, could lead to this:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-27 06:42:47 PM  
Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.
 
2014-04-27 06:43:32 PM  
Other ways, I mean

/thank you autocorrect
 
2014-04-27 06:43:36 PM  
Fishing with grandpa. Fishing with grandpa. Fi...shing...wi...wi...gr...oh...

...GRAANNDPAAAAAAAAAA!

(rolls over)

Crap.
 
2014-04-27 06:43:41 PM  

Solid State Vittles: In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.


No, all those people are in the big penis thread a few down. They'll be hear shortly once they finish proclaiming the massiveness of their members to anonymous strangers on the Internet who don't believe them anyway.
 
2014-04-27 06:43:52 PM  
Is that after penetration? Because there's like 5-15 minutes of stuff before that. But yeah, two minutes once I'm in is about right. Same for her; we usually come within ten seconds of each other. Whatevs.
 
2014-04-27 06:44:13 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-27 06:46:20 PM  
Listening to music can double your time, apparently.

everythingfunny.org
 
2014-04-27 06:46:43 PM  
... God damn it.
 
2014-04-27 06:48:20 PM  
Thinking about greasy eggs and baseball adds about 15 seconds for me. Hopefully she is already there.
 
2014-04-27 06:48:29 PM  
In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?
 
2014-04-27 06:48:49 PM  

Hobodeluxe: just rub one out about 3 hours before going out :)


this.
 
2014-04-27 06:48:55 PM  
True, but I'm still good afterwards and can get another after an hour or so. Even after that things are still going strong but I start to get a little bored...
 
2014-04-27 06:50:03 PM  
Tantric sex is just better.
 
2014-04-27 06:50:17 PM  
I knew I was good at sex from the start. First time, I came.
 
2014-04-27 06:51:58 PM  
Practice pinching off when you pee to strengthen your PC muscle and last longer in bed.
 
2014-04-27 06:53:10 PM  
Women take 2 hours in the bathroom, 3 hours to change.

Men, we don't care. Piss on the seat, dirty t-shirt. Just get the job done. We are about efficiency. 

If orgasms were publicly traded companies, women would be Neiman Marcus and Prada. Men are Walmart and Big Lots. The product may be crappy, but we sure meet our sales figures
 
2014-04-27 06:54:15 PM  
Also, DNRTFA. I saw the word "orgasm" and had to go make one of my own. See, even my post was made poorly to meet sales expectations.
 
2014-04-27 06:54:28 PM  
So I can exercise more to shoot less? Fark that!
 
2014-04-27 06:54:40 PM  
Tenga:First time, I came.

First time I came I thought I broke the f*cking thing.
 
2014-04-27 06:55:29 PM  
In all seriousness: i WISH.

Sometimes u just want quickie..lasting 20-30 minutes all the time prevents that.

/thank you Lexapro.
 
2014-04-27 06:55:34 PM  

Hobodeluxe: or keep this mental image handy when you feel an orgasm coming on

[fc06.deviantart.net image 850x637]


She already has the eye patch from that last moneys shiat.
 
2014-04-27 06:55:48 PM  

unyon: You mean I'm not supposed to be trying to get a personal best time??


Now that's what I call a tool assisted speedrun.
 
2014-04-27 06:59:19 PM  

Solid State Vittles: In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.


She's only good for one round so a marathon session is out of the question.  That being said it's a lot longer than two minutes.
 
2014-04-27 07:00:40 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.


Thank Christ, because you apparently can't do anything thing with the wick.
 
2014-04-27 07:02:45 PM  
Refractory period, people, refractory period.
 
2014-04-27 07:02:47 PM  
www.i-mockery.com
I'm getting better.
 
2014-04-27 07:02:50 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.


She's supposed to come?
 
2014-04-27 07:04:23 PM  

Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?


Or at least need to masturbate more often.

Of course, seeing as a lot of people are just dumb assholes who are completely inconsiderate of others, men taking what they want and being done isn't a huge surprise.

And that's not a feminist argument in the slightest, it's based on biology in that it's easy for a man to climax, so easy it can happen in our sleep. Women can be just as big of an asshole character, but it tends to happen in other social events.
 
2014-04-27 07:04:38 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sex is a destination, not a journey.


If you're married long enough, sex is Mission Impossible.
 
2014-04-27 07:05:15 PM  
And men wonder why women would prefer vibrators and dildos to actual sex sometimes...
 
2014-04-27 07:08:12 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Other ways, I mean

/thank you autocorrect


It worked fine the other way too.
 
2014-04-27 07:10:00 PM  

Loren: She's only good for one round so a marathon session is out of the question.


True for me as well.  I have no idea if I'm normal this way or not, but I definitely have a refractory period, too.  One orgasm in about a 12-18 hour period (depending on myriad factors).   Never multiple.  After that, I'm far too sensitive or sore to keep going.

/mono-orgasmic slut
 
2014-04-27 07:10:11 PM  
Serious, related question - any guys ever finish *without* orgasm? Squirt but no "yeeehaw!"?

Happened to me once (only once, thank gawd)
 
2014-04-27 07:10:44 PM  
but there are exercises you can do

Learn how to eat pussy?
 
2014-04-27 07:12:00 PM  
Why do humans obsess over things like this?  Check out domestic breeding livestock.  Stallions are done in about 20 second, bulls even less.  Rams go from jump up to step away in 10 seconds or less.  Boars are the only one on the farm with any stamina - they can go several minutes.

The thing is that humans are one of the very few species that have the capability to engage in recreational sex.  Wouldn't it make sense that the recreation part include a whole lot of stuff besides actual penetration?  If the partner is important enough to you, you'll do whatever it takes, either before or after you "get yours" to make certain it's enjoyable for him or her.
 
2014-04-27 07:12:41 PM  

GRCooper: Serious, related question - any guys ever finish *without* orgasm? Squirt but no "yeeehaw!"?

Happened to me once (only once, thank gawd)


Yep. Happened once a few months after i started taking lexapro.

It was kinda wierd.
 
2014-04-27 07:14:54 PM  
Apparently some of you farkers are pretty lame.
Go and buy a lobster. Save the bands.
Serve lobster to wench. Reuse bands.

'cause I know you're cheap, just serve broccoli as the vegi of choice.  Reuse bands.

You want to fark like a porn star?  Lidocaine  jelly. Topical  anesthetic + nerve blocker.

Some sorry ass motherfarkers.
 
2014-04-27 07:15:35 PM  
My lasting time is all over the clock. It seems possible it's been under 2 minutes at times, with appropriate foreplay or if it's an established quicky and I'm turned on enough/have been waiting long enough. Other times it's like an hour plus. Mostly it fluctuates around 10, 20 mins I'd guess. All I know is most of the time she has climaxed several times all over my dick and is telling me to shoot it all over her. So that's probably a good thing. Variety is key. Sometimes it's fine if the guy pops off really fast but it shouldn't be habitual. It should be according to the situation. Context matters. Routine is boring.
 
2014-04-27 07:16:07 PM  

Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated.

/I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable
//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate
///What is the point of 2 minute sex?


2 minute sex is what finishes 10-45 minutes of fooling around.
 
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