Hobodeluxe: just rub one out about 3 hours before going out :)
Solid State Vittles: In before every Farker alive claims they're long lasting marathon men in their hand, whoops, I mean in the sack.
Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but by the time I finally dip my wick I've made her cum several times already in various out her ways.
Hobodeluxe: or keep this mental image handy when you feel an orgasm coming on[fc06.deviantart.net image 850x637]
unyon: You mean I'm not supposed to be trying to get a personal best time??
Delta1212: In other news, 43% of men have never masturbated./I'm not sure which statistic I find less believable//Seriously, I refuse to accept that these studies are accurate///What is the point of 2 minute sex?
ecmoRandomNumbers: Sex is a destination, not a journey.
Mad_Radhu: Other ways, I mean/thank you autocorrect
Loren: She's only good for one round so a marathon session is out of the question.
GRCooper: Serious, related question - any guys ever finish *without* orgasm? Squirt but no "yeeehaw!"?Happened to me once (only once, thank gawd)
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