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2014-04-27 03:27:45 PM  
In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.
 
2014-04-27 03:40:42 PM  
There are so many practical, every-day uses for the word "c*nt" that we as 'Muricans don't take advantage of.  I try, though.
 
2014-04-27 03:46:42 PM  
Perhaps, one day, medical science will discover a cure for being a coont.
 
2014-04-27 04:07:24 PM  

Dimensio: Perhaps, one day, medical science will discover a cure for being a coont.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-27 04:11:41 PM  
What a cunning stunt.
 
2014-04-27 04:12:43 PM  
Meh, it's The Guardian, most people working for that paper probably agree with the headline.

/And so do I, he's been useless for Britain
 
2014-04-27 04:14:33 PM  
So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?
 
2014-04-27 04:14:46 PM  

doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.




From what I understand, it's actually bad taste to bring religion into English politics: it comes from the fact that the Queen is technically the head of State Religion.
 
2014-04-27 04:18:01 PM  

Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?


No, he's a twunt. Because he's a twat and a coont
 
2014-04-27 04:19:08 PM  

Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?


British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?
 
2014-04-27 04:26:59 PM  
I like how in the photo it looks like he's reading the headline and reacting.
 
2014-04-27 04:27:18 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?


Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
 
2014-04-27 04:28:15 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-27 04:31:13 PM  
If anything, he's a massive coontand an idiot to boot.

David Cameron
@David_Cameron
"It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal."
 
2014-04-27 04:35:04 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?


Are you taking the piss?
 
2014-04-27 04:36:03 PM  
Editor's?
 
2014-04-27 04:37:51 PM  
Who was the old title holder?
 
2014-04-27 04:38:59 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?


Apparently not.
 
2014-04-27 04:39:42 PM  

BSABSVR: Editor's?


Editor is. Apostrophe for contraction, not possession
 
2014-04-27 04:41:45 PM  
did I ever mention how his brother-in-law stole about 28million dollars from my Uncle?   Oh yeah, and he's screwed other people through his trusts that he and his firm were administrating.  Court won't help and the cops (scottland yard) wont' touch it with a 3foot pole (get it?)...

Seriously, this guys a coont and New Labor are farking fascists.  fark them
 
2014-04-27 04:54:45 PM  

skinink: If anything, he's a massive coontand an idiot to boot.

David Cameron
@David_Cameron
"It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal."


He wants to make children illegal?
 
2014-04-27 05:18:03 PM  
Top gear planning another trip to india?
 
2014-04-27 05:18:31 PM  

tjassen: Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Are you taking the piss?


Are you having a laugh?

/IS HE HAVING A LAUGH?!
 
2014-04-27 05:25:25 PM  

uh...nobody: Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Apparently not.


Youwotm8.png
 
2014-04-27 05:36:13 PM  
This whole argument is a great example of how politics doesn't translate between Britain and the USA. In Britain, a leader of the Conservative Party talks about Britain being a Christian nation, and he's the same guy that legalized gay marriage.
 
2014-04-27 05:37:13 PM  

Preebs: tjassen: Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Are you taking the piss?

Are you having a laugh?

/IS HE HAVING A LAUGH?!


Is he tired and emotional?
 
2014-04-27 05:40:58 PM  
quim-crazy davy.
 
2014-04-27 05:56:46 PM  
The Seaward is not as bad in the UK as it is in the US.  Still not a nice word, though.
 
2014-04-27 06:03:22 PM  

Dimensio: Perhaps, one day, medical science will discover a cure for being a coont.


It's called an addadicktome
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-27 06:08:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-27 06:18:20 PM  
www.tickld.com
 
2014-04-27 06:18:51 PM  

doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.


...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.
 
2014-04-27 06:37:54 PM  

geek_mars: skinink: If anything, he's a massive coontand an idiot to boot.

David Cameron
@David_Cameron
"It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal."

He wants to make children illegal?


I actually do not disagree with such a policy.
 
2014-04-27 06:39:07 PM  

FormlessOne: doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.

...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.


You can blame McCarthy and the Red Scare for that one.  The original Pledge did not contain those two words.
 
2014-04-27 06:40:15 PM  

tjassen: Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Are you taking the piss?


Nope, but calling someone a coont on twitter is easy as kiss your hand.
 
2014-04-27 06:45:18 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?


Is that rhyming slang for carbuncle?

/cock knee
 
2014-04-27 07:01:24 PM  

scumshine: tjassen: Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Are you taking the piss?

Nope, but calling someone a coont on twitter is easy as kiss your hand.


Silly git, stop being such a wanker.
 
2014-04-27 07:08:32 PM  
That... that was beautiful.
 
2014-04-27 07:15:27 PM  

FormlessOne: doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.

...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.


If you want your politics to be as utterly farked as ours, by all means, proceed.
 
2014-04-27 07:33:36 PM  
To be fair, he has flabby skin and needs to freshen his breath.
 
2014-04-27 08:08:54 PM  

FormlessOne: doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.

...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.


Which was shoved in there in 1954.
 
2014-04-27 08:27:12 PM  

d23: [www.tickld.com image 460x199]


Even though I know very little about the man and his policies, I had saved this pic that I found a few years back because I thought it was funny. I'm pleased to finally have a place to repost it.

i738.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-27 08:51:18 PM  

geek_mars: skinink: If anything, he's a massive coontand an idiot to boot.

David Cameron
@David_Cameron
"It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal."

He wants to make children illegal?


There are training manuals for pedophiles?
 
2014-04-27 09:40:54 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?


What a load of bollocks, bugger off you sodding gobshiate.
 
2014-04-27 09:52:50 PM  

Gyrfalcon: geek_mars: skinink: If anything, he's a massive coontand an idiot to boot.

David Cameron
@David_Cameron
"It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal."

He wants to make children illegal?

There are training manuals for pedophiles?


clipart.usscouts.org
 
2014-04-27 10:47:50 PM  

FormlessOne: doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.

...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.


Believe me, I think the people that voted to do that are coonts too.
 
2014-04-28 03:15:08 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: PainInTheASP: Alphax: So, is David Cameron a mewling quim?

British slang is an art form.  The rest of the world could learn a thing or two from them.

/Is this the point where I say "and Bob's your uncle"?

Beats me, but I have to ring up me mum soon as we got in a row over whose turn it was to empty the dustbin, then I got pissed on the Tube and lost five quid.

/ English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?


i1142.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-28 05:00:21 AM  

FormlessOne: doyner: In all fairness, anyone who tries to shoehorn religion into politics is a massive coont.

...says the country with "under God" in its Pledge of Allegiance.


A person is a country. Okay then.

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-04-28 07:12:41 AM  

BSABSVR: Editor's?


A contraction of "editor is" which I'm even certain is commonly accepted as correct.
 
2014-04-28 09:27:39 AM  
I bet the hound has a thing or two to say about coonts.
 
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