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(The Hollywood Reporter)   NBC to air hour-long primetime infomercial plugging latest album from Coldplay, the only band that matters   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 46
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2014-04-27 03:35:08 PM
How dare you use that term for this craptastic band? Out yourself Subby, and allow me to smack some sense into you!
www.musicheaven.gr
 
2014-04-27 03:39:03 PM
Are they like the Strokes?
 
2014-04-27 03:39:08 PM
I love Coldplay. Do you hear me? Love them! And I don't care who knows!
 
2014-04-27 04:01:56 PM
Probably a good move.  Isn't Coldplay basically music for middle-aged housewives?
 
2014-04-27 04:09:31 PM

jj325: Probably a good move.  Isn't Coldplay basically music for middle-aged housewives?


It's music for middle-aged housewives who don;t like music for middle-aged housewives
 
2014-04-27 04:56:23 PM
The modern day U2 everybody.
 
2014-04-27 05:05:53 PM
Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.
 
2014-04-27 05:10:57 PM
Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."
 
2014-04-27 05:12:43 PM
Coldplay sucks.  I swear they wrote Paradise for the purpose of selling it to a Dentine Ice commercial. fark them.
 
2014-04-27 05:21:29 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-04-27 05:22:37 PM
They insist upon themselves.
 
2014-04-27 05:25:11 PM
I like their music
 
2014-04-27 05:26:43 PM
I am a easy going person, and believe that people should listen to music they enjoy. If people like it, fine with me.

That said, Coldplay makes me want to walk down the street, punching people at random. No other band has this effect on me. Maybe they record their songs at a certain frequency?
 
2014-04-27 05:29:12 PM

fusillade762: They insist upon themselves.


You're Hopkin onto Coldplay-hate bandwagon too?
 
2014-04-27 05:29:45 PM
Subby misspelled Willie, Waylon and Cash
 
2014-04-27 05:37:38 PM

moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.


As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...
 
2014-04-27 05:40:10 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."


Chris: "...Our child?"

Gwyneth: "No."

Chris: *sigh of relief*

Gwyneth: "Just your vintage vinyl copy of the White Album."
 
2014-04-27 06:09:02 PM

IlGreven: The Pope of Manwich Village: Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."

Chris: "...Our child?"

Gwyneth: "No."

Chris: *sigh of relief*

Gwyneth: "Just your vintage vinyl copy of the White Album."


Chris: "What!? Are you joking?"

Gwyneth: "Of course I'm joking. It's a sugar-free pie recipe my kabbalist Rabbi gave me. Hot lemon water, brown rice, lentils...

Chris: "I want a conscious uncoupling."
 
2014-04-27 06:16:34 PM

Billy Liar: The Pope of Manwich Village: Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."


Kewl hWhip
 
2014-04-27 06:17:40 PM

IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...


If you go out shopping regularly, or are forced to work in retail, anywhere there is music playing, you ARE forced to hear crap like Coldplay.

Vegas Casinos are bad, too.

/looking at you, Treasure Island
 
2014-04-27 06:19:23 PM
Subby, The Clash is the only band that matters. The Clash and Ian Rubbish as well, NOT Coldplay.

http://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvWdUHRK2U
 
2014-04-27 06:23:57 PM
 
2014-04-27 06:24:58 PM
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2014-04-27 06:32:14 PM
So they're taking their talents to South Beach?

/spoiler alert
 
2014-04-27 08:00:34 PM

thatguyoverthere70: I am a easy going person, and believe that people should listen to music they enjoy. If people like it, fine with me.

That said, Coldplay makes me want to walk down the street, punching people at random. No other band has this effect on me. Maybe they record their songs at a certain frequency?


Kenneth?
 
2014-04-27 08:52:24 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: IlGreven: The Pope of Manwich Village: Chris Martin is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted...

Chris: "Bah! Eww! My God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this bloody pie?"

Gwyneth: "Apple."

Chris: "...Our child?"

Gwyneth: "No."

Chris: *sigh of relief*

Gwyneth: "Just your vintage vinyl copy of the White Album."

Chris: "What!? Are you joking?"

Gwyneth: "Of course I'm joking. It's a sugar-free pie recipe my kabbalist Rabbi gave me. Hot lemon water, brown rice, lentils...

Chris: "I want a conscious uncoupling."


Well done.
 
2014-04-27 08:53:18 PM

TheJoe03: The modern day U2 everybody.


This....
 
2014-04-27 08:53:53 PM

IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...


...and oh god this
 
2014-04-27 09:18:57 PM

TheJoe03: The modern day U2 everybody.


Nah, U2 at least made a few decent songs in their early years.
 
2014-04-27 09:31:16 PM
All that noise and all that sound!

/I actually like 2 of their songs
//at least they're not that whiny farking bullshiat Radiohead sack of rotting farking puke
 
2014-04-27 09:33:25 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: TheJoe03: The modern day U2 everybody.

Nah, U2 at least made a few decent songs in their early years.


Unfortunately they have spent the past 25 years not getting murdered by Charlie Manson.
 
2014-04-27 09:46:52 PM
Done in one.  Subby should be ashamed.
 
2014-04-27 09:57:18 PM

Ooba Tooba: IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...

...and oh god this


I actually saw them live. It wasn't my fault, they were opening for Blur...
 
2014-04-27 10:07:03 PM
Did the Romans even have cavalry? I thought all their horsemen were mercenaries from other countries.
 
2014-04-27 10:28:02 PM

fusillade762: Did the Romans even have cavalry? I thought all their horsemen were mercenaries from other countries.


No they didn't, you cant get Cavalry until you research Military Science in the Industrial age. Rome was long gone by then.
 
2014-04-27 11:05:52 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...

If you go out shopping regularly, or are forced to work in retail, anywhere there is music playing, you ARE forced to hear crap like Coldplay.

Vegas Casinos are bad, too.

/looking at you, Treasure Island


Ah yes, retail slavery. Should've remembered the servitude clause before you ran up $30k on your Macy's card.
 
2014-04-27 11:19:00 PM

moothemagiccow: ThatBillmanGuy: IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...

If you go out shopping regularly, or are forced to work in retail, anywhere there is music playing, you ARE forced to hear crap like Coldplay.

Vegas Casinos are bad, too.

/looking at you, Treasure Island

Ah yes, retail slavery. Should've remembered the servitude clause before you ran up $30k on your Macy's card.


Ive been out of retail for a couple years now, i no longer go into a blind rage upon hearing christmas music.
 
2014-04-27 11:47:00 PM

Cyno01: moothemagiccow: ThatBillmanGuy: IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...

If you go out shopping regularly, or are forced to work in retail, anywhere there is music playing, you ARE forced to hear crap like Coldplay.

Vegas Casinos are bad, too.

/looking at you, Treasure Island

Ah yes, retail slavery. Should've remembered the servitude clause before you ran up $30k on your Macy's card.

Ive been out of retail for a couple years now, i no longer go into a blind rage upon hearing christmas music.


I haven't worked in retail for almost 11 years, but I still cringe whenever Matchbox Twenty comes into audible range near me.
 
2014-04-27 11:49:03 PM

Ooba Tooba: TheJoe03: The modern day U2 everybody.

This....


U2 was good before they sucked. Coldplay always sucked.
 
2014-04-28 12:01:40 AM
This is what desperation for programming looks like.

/So renew Community already, dammit.
 
2014-04-28 12:25:06 AM
Coldplay is like hotel room decor.

There really isn't anything wrong with it as background noise, but you'll forget most of the details as soon as you get away from it. And nobody with taste would ever go out of their way to acquire it for themselves.
 
2014-04-28 01:01:01 AM

ThatBillmanGuy: Cyno01: moothemagiccow: ThatBillmanGuy: IlGreven: moothemagiccow: Dunno why everyone hates coldplay. It's not like music is really thrust on you constantly like the old days. If you dont like it, dont listen.

As the 32nd commercial this hour to use Smashmouth's "Allstar" drones in the background...

If you go out shopping regularly, or are forced to work in retail, anywhere there is music playing, you ARE forced to hear crap like Coldplay.

Vegas Casinos are bad, too.

/looking at you, Treasure Island

Ah yes, retail slavery. Should've remembered the servitude clause before you ran up $30k on your Macy's card.

Ive been out of retail for a couple years now, i no longer go into a blind rage upon hearing christmas music.

I haven't worked in retail for almost 11 years, but I still cringe whenever Matchbox Twenty comes into audible range near me.


For me, it's anything that gets played on those radio stations that call themselves "Your #1 'At Work' station!" That's the type of crap they piped in at my last retail job. If I hear anything by Toto, I go into a blind, stabby rage.
 
2014-04-28 02:04:25 AM
I finally have a use for my Martin Freeman Svengali gif and I can't use it because it's captioned with a swear word.

/Coldplay ain't farkin' music, mate*
//He's just playing himself in that movie, mod bastard

*That tumblr isn't mine, to be clear, I'm not that creative
 
2014-04-28 02:40:15 AM
 
2014-04-28 11:41:47 AM
Travis > Coldplay
 
2014-04-29 01:46:00 AM
Done in one. There is only ONE band that matters.
 
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