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8262 clicks; posted to Video » on 27 Apr 2014 at 4:45 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-27 12:19:03 PM  
Thanks, Subbs. That made me giggle.
 
2014-04-27 02:48:33 PM  
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
 
2014-04-27 03:25:48 PM  
I have to admit, I cracked a giggle.
 
2014-04-27 03:32:46 PM  
Oh, that was not nice.

/hahaha
 
2014-04-27 03:55:04 PM  
Heh... the fat lady slings
 
2014-04-27 04:17:09 PM  
about 10 years ago, someone died in the same type of ride.

/end Debbie Downer
 
2014-04-27 04:47:47 PM  
Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?
 
2014-04-27 05:13:51 PM  
That was hilarious...

mrshowrules: about 10 years ago, someone died in the same type of ride.

/end Debbie Downer


Downer??  Hell, laughed some more!!!

/laughing can also come about from the relief that it wasn't you that it happened to!!!
 
2014-04-27 05:18:17 PM  
Somewhere, someone is married to that.

\feel happy now?
 
2014-04-27 05:22:26 PM  

timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?


It's probably because it takes up a good amount of space but can only accommodate 2 people at a time. Also, there are people willing to pay that price, so why not?
 
2014-04-27 05:44:54 PM  

timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?


Because the carney running it has a hell of a meth habit?
 
2014-04-27 06:00:16 PM  
Do you think she had an orgasm?
 
2014-04-27 06:12:57 PM  

timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?


pretty sure she said $5
 
2014-04-27 06:41:40 PM  

some_beer_drinker: timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?

pretty sure she said $5


Here's the last one I was on around 15 yrs. ago or so...

http://www.moreyspiers.com/play/adventure-pier/ride/springshot/

Can't tell if that's the same exact one now, but the prices haven't changed much.  $75 seems high -- even for two riders -- but maybe that's LA/NYC prices or something.
 
2014-04-27 06:43:57 PM  
...on further note, it looks like the Morey's Pier deluxe package that includes both riders, t-shirts and the DVD is $70.  So sounds about right.
 
2014-04-27 07:16:22 PM  

AbiNormal: Do you think she had an orgasm?


http://youtu.be/LxB9JdH2LrQ
 
2014-04-27 07:17:13 PM  

AbiNormal: Do you think she had an orgasm?


Dammit, don't mean to double post, meant to put this link in there too.

http://youtu.be/lOsWzNhEmbA
 
2014-04-27 07:34:05 PM  

JesterJoker55: AbiNormal: Do you think she had an orgasm?

Dammit, don't mean to double post, meant to put this link in there too.

http://youtu.be/lOsWzNhEmbA


Wow, there's a lot of those.  I mean I love negative Gs but I never came from it.
 
2014-04-27 07:35:51 PM  
Note to chubby chasers, keep your socks handy.
 
2014-04-27 08:18:19 PM  

timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?


Drunks?
 
2014-04-27 11:16:24 PM  
Holy overreaction Batman...
 
2014-04-27 11:36:08 PM  

timujin: Did I hear her right that the ride cost $75?  Why in all hell would it be that expensive?


These fun fairs are the only entertainment these people see in their Podunk tows so they think it's Disney World. Why not soak suckers like Disney does?
 
2014-04-28 12:12:23 AM  
Is it possible he wasn't joking and she was just lucky as hell? Probably not.

I went on one of those rides last year for the 1st time. It was fun. Expensive though!
 
2014-04-28 12:18:21 AM  
The look on the one in pink as she realizes her purple buddy just got punked on video and it's gonna be all over the Internet...
 
2014-04-28 12:19:43 AM  
Go to Kings Island on a weekday at the beginning/end of season when many kids are in school and you can do it for 5 or 10 bucks with no wait.

/many does not equal all
//so i don't get another dumbass "how do they find employees?" hurr durr
///many does not equal all
 
2014-04-28 12:38:05 AM  

12349876: Go to Kings Island on a weekday at the beginning/end of season when many kids are in school and you can do it for 5 or 10 bucks with no wait.

/many does not equal all
//so i don't get another dumbass "how do they find employees?" hurr durr
///many does not equal all


You seem to have over analyzed your own comment there.

Also, how do they find employees? (jk)
 
2014-04-28 02:07:43 AM  
They got me like that too at Cedar Point.  The attendant tricked the pair in front of us with a fake countdown.  Then when I took the seat I said "You aren't gonna fool me with that fake countdown".  He replied "Oh no, I don't do that with two people in a row; the other people always hear it.  Actually, it launches on the 2nd 'go' from the operator."  I smiled triumphantly, having out-foxed that wily attendant.

On that day I learned that they launch on the 1st 'go'.
 
2014-04-28 04:50:41 AM  
I wonder why there's always one just freaking out and the other one completely enjoying it,
 
2014-04-28 04:51:01 AM  
Now I have to go watch the Grape a Lady again.
 
2014-04-28 07:01:31 AM  
that's about as funny as the people that punk bungee jumpers "Oh wait not yet! the other end isn't attached! Just kidding, this is a different rope".  If someone did that to me, I'd beat them to a pulp when I finished the ride.
 
2014-04-28 08:21:02 AM  
Damn, she sounds like Sam Kinison.
 
2014-04-28 09:39:38 AM  

CheapEngineer: Somewhere, someone is married to that.

\feel happy now?


And that someone has a drinking problem.  He was drinking too much when he met her, and now he can't drink enough.
 
2014-04-28 10:35:38 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-28 11:24:25 AM  
"That mf'er lied! He told me to check my seat belt. I was checking it. I wasn't ready. I wasn't even holding own!"

The Okie accent makes it hilarious.
 
2014-04-28 12:08:20 PM  
Go be fat on some other ride.
 
2014-04-28 12:58:45 PM  
Stupid coont
 
2014-04-28 02:31:13 PM  
Hot dang, they are good goat imitators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg&feature=kp
 
2014-04-28 06:46:29 PM  

KidneyStone: Nobody posted the link to the JANICE JANICE JANICE  fat kid slingshot ride yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWvOCr__m5o


Hadn't seen that before.  Good one, thanks
 
2014-04-28 06:53:01 PM  
I could properly be friends with the one on the right. She got it and completely reveled in her friends terror.
Yeah. My kind of girl.
 
2014-04-28 07:57:57 PM  
I still love this one.
"You guys want a countdown?"

http://youtu.be/KQKD8GxTj1U
 
2014-04-28 10:36:50 PM  
I love the messed up countdown ones.

FIVE!  FOUR!!   >boing<
 
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