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2014-04-27 11:27:36 AM  
That vapid c*nt is about as cogent as Kim Kardashian. Fitting that a bunch of NRA f*ckwads would eat that sh*t up.

Those assholes are with 100% certitude the worst advocates for anything in the history of ever. If you like guns and love to have a beer and blow sh*t up, you should be terrified of these assholes.

It's like having Cloven Bundy as your equal rights advocate.
 
2014-04-27 11:33:05 AM  
Meh. Representative Ted Poe of Texas made that "baptism" comparison back in 2009.
 
2014-04-27 11:38:03 AM  

abb3w: Meh. Representative Ted Poe of Texas made that "baptism" comparison back in 2009.


Are you telling me that this is not original derp but she Rand Paul'ed this derp.  I will not stand for counterfeit derp!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-27 11:38:41 AM  
Knuckle dragging rednecks will eat that up.
 
2014-04-27 11:55:34 AM  
Palin: "If I were in charge..."

If pigs could fly, Sarah.
 
2014-04-27 11:57:11 AM  
And some 'Mericans want this awful human being to be President

/cue the "you libs have no sense of humor" knuckle-breathers
 
2014-04-27 11:58:03 AM  

NewportBarGuy: That vapid c*nt is about as cogent as Kim Kardashian. Fitting that a bunch of NRA f*ckwads would eat that sh*t up.

Those assholes are with 100% certitude the worst advocates for anything in the history of ever. If you like guns and love to have a beer and blow sh*t up, you should be terrified of these assholes.

It's like having Cloven Bundy as your equal rights advocate.


ooh. . do you think we can get Cloven and Palin to conjugate to produce a child?  I have always wanted to see the anti-christ in my lifetime.
 
2014-04-27 12:01:22 PM  

abb3w: Meh. Representative Ted Poe of Texas made that "baptism" comparison back in 2009.


Saved me the trouble, thanks. I knew this would be the case, since Sarah has never once had an original thought.

She's very good at memorizing bumper stickers, not very good at writing them.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-27 12:01:51 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: And some 'Mericans want this awful human being to be President

/cue the "you libs have no sense of humor" knuckle-breathers


"Knuckle breathers"

I like that.  I'm going to start using that.
 
2014-04-27 12:02:43 PM  
waterboarding? she's such a farking pussy. we should torture their children in front of them. because that makes america great.
 
2014-04-27 12:04:48 PM  
Oh yes, IF she were President...

I've seen this movie before. It ends with the moon getting a big ass hole blasted into it, and lunar Nazis keeping the faith of peace and love and race mixing while watching a world wide nuclear exchange from everyone. Julia Dietze is just about the most adorable little Fourth Reich Earth Specialist, and I would welcome her brand of National Socialism, but over all, the President of the United States is not too far off from what I would fear from a Palin Presidency...
 
2014-04-27 12:09:41 PM  
I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them
 
2014-04-27 12:14:27 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.


Wow, that's a lot of derp in just one sentence.
 
2014-04-27 12:19:34 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them


A civilized country bases their decisions to torture or not on their own values, not on who their enemy is.

And if they really are a civilized country, it's "not".
 
2014-04-27 12:20:44 PM  
This is one of the those times where I've thought something is morally repugnant IRL but perfectly acceptable in a Sylvester Stallone movie.  Seriously, that's a one-liner from an 80's action movie if I've ever heard one.
 
2014-04-27 12:21:47 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Wow, that's a lot of derp in just one sentence.


I'm just glad that folks are self identifying their DERP early. It saves a lot of trouble in weeding them out.
 
2014-04-27 12:22:44 PM  
"I think the federal government is evil and oppressive and fails at anything and everything that it tries, but we ought to give it plenary power to indiscriminately inflict horrendous physical and psychological torture upon anyone whom it tells us might be guilty of a crime."
 
2014-04-27 12:24:27 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them


The biggest issue with waterboarding, along with other forms of torture, is that they're just ineffective.  All of the studies have shown that while torture gets prisoners to speak, it doesn't improve the chances that what you get will be accurate or truthful.  They'll just say anything to make it stop so you end up chasing down a lot of false leads and wasting a lot of time.
 
2014-04-27 12:27:11 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them

The biggest issue with waterboarding, along with other forms of torture, is that they're just ineffective.  All of the studies have shown that while torture gets prisoners to speak, it doesn't improve the chances that what you get will be accurate or truthful.  They'll just say anything to make it stop so you end up chasing down a lot of false leads and wasting a lot of time.


Nonsense. I saw this thoroughly fact-checked documentary called "24" some years ago and I can assure you that torture has a 100% success rate.
 
2014-04-27 12:30:06 PM  
So the government is forcing religion on them?

That's what you want to go with Sarah "Constitution" Palin?
 
2014-04-27 12:31:26 PM  
This is the kind of nuanced educated statement that has propelled Sarah Palin to her status as a widely known expert in geo-political and national security subjects. You libturds wouldn't understand foreign policy if Gorbachev (slain by St. Ronnie in honorable single combat) came back from the dead and bit you in the dick.
 
2014-04-27 12:33:03 PM  
Run, Sarah! Run! Palin / Nugent 2016!
 
2014-04-27 12:33:42 PM  
Yes, let's give more "conversion by the sword" fuel to their propaganda fire.
 
2014-04-27 12:40:43 PM  
Stop giving this dingbat the oxygen of publicity.
 
2014-04-27 12:41:21 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: knuckle-breathers


I like it.
 
2014-04-27 12:44:22 PM  

shanrick: Lionel Mandrake: knuckle-breathers

I like it.


But what about the mouth-draggers??
 
2014-04-27 12:45:13 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them


If that is what you believe then why do you support Israel whom you just described! You see that is the  problem with you Righttards, it is only wrong when other than those you support are doing it.

Hypocrite mush?
 
2014-04-27 12:50:05 PM  

Azlefty: Hypocrite mush?


bluewein.files.wordpress.com

mmmmmmm...hypocrite mush
 
2014-04-27 12:50:57 PM  

markie_farkie: shanrick: Lionel Mandrake: knuckle-breathers

I like it.

But what about the mouth-draggers??


The Knuckle Breathing Mouth Draggers is my new Archies cover band.
 
2014-04-27 01:08:21 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Palin: "If I were in charge..."


That is the scariest thing she has ever said.
 
2014-04-27 01:10:18 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Wow, that's a lot of derp in just one sentence.


Yeah, I had to redraft it a couple times. I do believe what I subbed, but I tried to make it as provocative as possible, because, well this is the politics tab

Azlefty: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them

If that is what you believe then why do you support Israel whom you just described! You see that is the  problem with you Righttards, it is only wrong when other than those you support are doing it.

Hypocrite mush?


And you can blow me Israel hater. There isn't even the most remote parallel there.
 
2014-04-27 01:16:02 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah, I had to redraft it a couple times. I do believe what I subbed


Ah, so it's distilled derp?

Be careful, that shiat will rot your brains dude.

Oh, wait, too late!
 
2014-04-27 01:21:36 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: This is the kind of nuanced educated statement that has propelled Sarah Palin to her status as a widely known expert in geo-political and national security subjects. You libturds wouldn't understand foreign policy if Gorbachev (slain by St. Ronnie in honorable single combat) came back from the dead and bit you in the dick.


I remember seeing the video of that...
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-27 01:23:15 PM  
Sarah who?

Never heard of her.
 
2014-04-27 01:33:29 PM  
We baptize the Queen of the Retards by nominating them for failed vice-presidential runs, too
 
2014-04-27 01:33:39 PM  
Yeah, it's not even close to original. I've heard variations of "waterboardin' is when we baptize terrorists in bald eagle tears and freedumb" for close to 10 years now. I guess that's what I get for hanging out with rednecks.
 
2014-04-27 01:46:19 PM  

kronicfeld: TuteTibiImperes: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them

The biggest issue with waterboarding, along with other forms of torture, is that they're just ineffective.  All of the studies have shown that while torture gets prisoners to speak, it doesn't improve the chances that what you get will be accurate or truthful.  They'll just say anything to make it stop so you end up chasing down a lot of false leads and wasting a lot of time.

Nonsense. I saw this thoroughly fact-checked documentary called "24" some years ago and I can assure you that torture has a 100% success rate.


Worked during the Inquisition, too!

/nobody expects it
 
2014-04-27 01:51:54 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I love it, regardless of who came up with the line.

Unlike most of the politics tab, I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture that farklibs seem to be able to accept while they condemn Israel.

Waterboarding is too good for them

The biggest issue with waterboarding, along with other forms of torture, is that they're just ineffective.  All of the studies have shown that while torture gets prisoners to speak, it doesn't improve the chances that what you get will be accurate or truthful.  They'll just say anything to make it stop so you end up chasing down a lot of false leads and wasting a lot of time.


I'm not sure if this based on a real-life incident, but I remember a scene in "Zero Dark Thirty," where the only reason the CIA knew a guy was connected to OBL, was because he was NOT giving up anything when he was being tortured.
 
2014-04-27 02:02:13 PM  
pbs.twimg.com


Good thing for her Hell doesn't exist.
 
2014-04-27 02:04:38 PM  
THIS IS AWESOME!!!

PALIN 2016!!!

Start donating money now.
We really need her to win the nomination.

It would be awesome to watch an election where Reagan's record for electoral votes gets TOTALLY beaten.
 
2014-04-27 02:18:29 PM  
It's great that she still gets a podium to say this kind of shiat. It's like a faded reality star that still wants to talk about how she got robbed of winning "Survivor" back when Gnarls Barkley was popular.
 
2014-04-27 02:19:01 PM  
cdn.webfail.com
freedom ain't free...it costs a buck oh five.
 
2014-04-27 02:24:02 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture


You're going to have to be more specific.
 
2014-04-27 02:27:37 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [cdn.webfail.com image 460x354]
freedom ain't free...it costs a buck oh five.


She actually says that on her new show, Sarah Palin's Amazing America, repeatedly (minus the buck oh five).  There's some amusing snark reviews from people who hate-watched it.
 
2014-04-27 02:30:13 PM  
Its also how you baptize people who you suspect are terrorists, people that you think could be terrorists, people that got swept up when you were gathering terrorists, or people that may know or have known people who may or may not be terrorists.  Then after the water boarding comes the indefinite detention thousands of miles away from your family.

And yet clearly, it's your freedoms that you're hated for.
 
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2014-04-27 02:37:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I don't like people who indiscriminately kill men, women and children and who believe in a misogynistic, primitive culture

You're going to have to be more specific.


It sounds like he is badmouthing social conservatives.
 
2014-04-27 02:37:35 PM  
Thanks McCain
 
2014-04-27 02:39:23 PM  
There really should be such a thing as forced Baptisms ...

/I would watch that
 
2014-04-27 02:48:46 PM  
The audience of that "speech" was far more unnerving than any recycled childish bullshiat that came out of her mouth.
 
2014-04-27 03:09:13 PM  
torturing people into accepting your faith?

i1.ytimg.com
 
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