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(Hypable)   Will Danaerys sway the slaves of Meereen? Will Jaime undertake Cersei's quest? Where are Littlefinger and Sansa headed to? Find out tonight in Oathkeeper at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread   (hypable.com) divider line 216
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2014-04-27 09:30:31 PM  

Will-Mun: So... At this point Sansa is the eldest Stark, for all that matters. In essence it falls upon her to rebuild Winterfell, right? That'd be interesting...


Well... that's not technically true about her being the eldest Stark.

I don't want to spoil anything, but if you rewatch the Red Wedding episode and remember the priest who brings back the dead....
 
2014-04-27 09:30:49 PM  
Ah to be crazy and drunk
 
2014-04-27 09:30:57 PM  
Let's totally not talk about that, ahem, rape thing.
 
2014-04-27 09:32:24 PM  

doglover: Will-Mun: So... At this point Sansa is the eldest Stark, for all that matters. In essence it falls upon her to rebuild Winterfell, right? That'd be interesting...

Well... that's not technically true about her being the eldest Stark.

I don't want to spoil anything, but if you rewatch the Red Wedding episode and remember the priest who brings back the dead....


You shut your whore mouth.
 
2014-04-27 09:33:10 PM  
Ah we are going to be introduced to Ser Pounce.
 
2014-04-27 09:33:12 PM  
Ah, Cersei. There's no hate like Tyrion Hate.
 
2014-04-27 09:33:36 PM  
Everyone wants to corrupt for Tommen.
 
2014-04-27 09:33:58 PM  

SilentStrider: Time for more creepy interaction between Sansa and Littlefinger.


Littlefinger (30is) wants to plow Sansa (14) because he has the hots for her mom who had her throat cut and she looks like her.

It's supposed to be creepy.
 
2014-04-27 09:34:12 PM  

Will-Mun: Everyone wants to corrupt for Tommen.


poor* Tommen.
 
2014-04-27 09:34:41 PM  
We're getting into "Niiiiiiiice!" territory.
 
2014-04-27 09:35:07 PM  

doglover: SilentStrider: Time for more creepy interaction between Sansa and Littlefinger.

Littlefinger (30is) wants to plow Sansa (14) because he has the hots for her mom who had her throat cut and she looks like her.

It's supposed to be creepy.


They did age them upwards for the show but you're right it's still creepy
 
2014-04-27 09:35:48 PM  

doglover: SilentStrider: Time for more creepy interaction between Sansa and Littlefinger.

Littlefinger (30is) wants to plow Sansa (14) because he has the hots for her mom who had her throat cut and she looks like her.

It's supposed to be creepy.



Oh I know. I'm reading the books and am on book four now. I know it gets creepier.


I didn't know they'd get creepy with Margaery and Tommen though. Yeesh.
 
2014-04-27 09:35:54 PM  
Day-um Natalie is good.
 
2014-04-27 09:36:22 PM  

doglover: Will-Mun: So... At this point Sansa is the eldest Stark, for all that matters. In essence it falls upon her to rebuild Winterfell, right? That'd be interesting...

Well... that's not technically true about her being the eldest Stark.

I don't want to spoil anything, but if you rewatch the Red Wedding episode and remember the priest who brings back the dead....


Yeah, when does she come back to life?
 
2014-04-27 09:36:47 PM  

doglover: Will-Mun: So... At this point Sansa is the eldest Stark, for all that matters. In essence it falls upon her to rebuild Winterfell, right? That'd be interesting...

Well... that's not technically true about her being the eldest Stark.

I don't want to spoil anything, but if you rewatch the Red Wedding episode and remember the priest who brings back the dead....


That would totally work. Robb Stark with a dire wolf head, riding on a horse, armed with a sword made from the bones of Walder Frey, charging into King's Landing to fark everybody's shiat up.
 
2014-04-27 09:40:10 PM  
They changed the meeting of Pod and Brienne from the book.
This makes sense though. Like how they did with Barristan Selmy and Danaerys
 
2014-04-27 09:41:43 PM  
Not to harp on  Brienne, cause I love me someBrienne, but has she actually been able to successfully keep to even one Oath?

I guess she did bring Jaime back to kings landing (mostly) intact... But that didn't get the Stark Girls free.
 
2014-04-27 09:43:17 PM  
Jon is showing himself to be quite a natural leader.
 
2014-04-27 09:43:52 PM  
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!
 
2014-04-27 09:43:52 PM  
Ahh yes, Good Old Edd.
 
2014-04-27 09:44:06 PM  
Damn, the Nightwatch shiat is so boring, I'm humming the Muppet Highlander jingle just to keep attention.
 
2014-04-27 09:44:37 PM  
Thorne and Slynt do NOT like this.
 
2014-04-27 09:45:28 PM  
Alas, poor Yorick, he was a Big Gulp.
 
2014-04-27 09:45:32 PM  
Oh Owen, you have let yourself go withoutJack Harkness around.
 
2014-04-27 09:46:44 PM  

SilentStrider: Oh Owen, you have let yourself go withoutJack Harkness around.


Thought I was imagining a resemblance.
 
2014-04-27 09:46:51 PM  
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Always the awkward quiet ones.
 
2014-04-27 09:47:49 PM  
Oh fark. They're calling the White Walkers.
 
2014-04-27 09:48:00 PM  

Nefarious: doglover: SilentStrider: Time for more creepy interaction between Sansa and Littlefinger.

Littlefinger (30is) wants to plow Sansa (14) because he has the hots for her mom who had her throat cut and she looks like her.

It's supposed to be creepy.

They did age them upwards for the show but you're right it's still creepy


The age angle isn't the problen. George based his ages of actual Medival ages and Littlefinger has whores upon whores and "has" them all at some point. He's not a pedo by Westrosi standards. A little creepy for us now, but only a little.

It's the "Oh baby, you look just like your dead mom." that should make your skin crawl off and hide. It aould be creepy at any age and on any level. Imagine if your lover started calling you your mom's name.
 
2014-04-27 09:48:22 PM  
Craster's wives got the creepy cult chant down.
 
2014-04-27 09:48:31 PM  

Nefarious: SilentStrider: Oh Owen, you have let yourself go withoutJack Harkness around.

Thought I was imagining a resemblance.


Nope. Same guy.
 
2014-04-27 09:49:56 PM  
So that's where Ghost wound up.
 
2014-04-27 09:50:34 PM  
Birds cawing, White Walker near.
 
2014-04-27 09:50:49 PM  
How smart is it taunting a Dire Wolf? I mean seriously... Nothing like taunting a beast three times the size of something that can ALREADY tear your throat out.
 
2014-04-27 09:50:52 PM  
That's never good.
 
2014-04-27 09:51:00 PM  
Hodor.
 
2014-04-27 09:51:21 PM  
fark.
They're that close to Craster's Keep?
 
2014-04-27 09:52:37 PM  
Jojen Reed seems quite damp
 
2014-04-27 09:53:23 PM  
Clearly the Hound is Arya's surrogate father.
 
2014-04-27 09:53:39 PM  
fark!
 
2014-04-27 09:54:06 PM  
Wait, so is Hodor an actual giant? I know we saw one last season. I just figured Hodor was a giant simpleton...
 
2014-04-27 09:56:12 PM  
Were though the looking glass folk... at least off the pages of the books.

/abandon Stark!
 
2014-04-27 09:57:01 PM  
Slowest. Army. Ever.

Even for Zombies.
 
2014-04-27 09:57:16 PM  
So is he taking the babe where whores go?
 
2014-04-27 09:59:00 PM  
What. The. fark?
 
2014-04-27 09:59:42 PM  
"We ARE the White Walkers!"
 
2014-04-27 09:59:55 PM  

Will-Mun: Wait, so is Hodor an actual giant? I know we saw one last season. I just figured Hodor was a giant simpleton...


Osha thought he had Giant's blood in him, but we don't know for sure.
 
2014-04-27 10:03:31 PM  
Oh, some ancient unspeakable evils and mysticism in this Fantasy story? Who knew!

I know I know. Magic mostly died off when the Dragons died, and is now slowly returning.

And while I love the series, it's what really bugs me about this style. This and Lord of the Rings really leave a dry taste in my mouth. There seems to be so little FANTASY in Fantasy these days. I mean, what's it take to get a Wizard to throw a damn fireball these days?
 
2014-04-27 10:03:39 PM  

Nefarious: Marrying Targaryens was apparently a fad


Like marrying a Kardashian.
 
2014-04-27 10:05:49 PM  
Edgar Winter is coming...
 
2014-04-27 10:07:13 PM  

Nefarious: So is he taking the babe where whores go?


David Bowie is the king of the White Walkers.
 
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