Peter von Nostrand: Fine. In support of same sex marriage I'm only going to drink shiner or Modelo. And TX whiskey. I can drink that as well
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Make a real statement and go full martyr/I suggest self-immolation
SphericalTime: Why do they care about gay marriage so much? No one is forcing them to gay marry.
oldernell: How are they going to make it 40 days without shrimp or bbq pork sandwiches.
hubiestubert: Reposted for Relevance...
nekulor: I legitimately hope they starve.
Witness99: Hunger strike, pffft, pussies. You can go a long time without eating. If you're really serious lets see you do a WATER STRIKE.
staplermofo: This should work out great. They'll lose weight and realize how alone they are.
letrole: Between Atheists at Reddit, and Homosexuals at Fark, who throws the best circle-jerk?Looks like it'll be easier to just replace the carpet in here.
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