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(Toronto Sun)   So, a topless woman walks into the mayor's office   (torontosun.com) divider line 51
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2014-04-27 07:25:05 AM
Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.
 
2014-04-27 08:08:55 AM
Rob Fords reaction:

wpmedia.o.canada.com

"Damn I love my job!"
 
2014-04-27 08:13:26 AM
" A topless woman walked straight into the mayor's office in Niagara Falls, Ont., around noon Thursday."

But left his office a lesbian.
 
2014-04-27 08:14:58 AM
Pics or it didn't happen?
 
2014-04-27 08:15:32 AM
Well, that's one way to start getting his attention.
 
2014-04-27 08:20:40 AM
 
2014-04-27 08:24:58 AM
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-27 08:26:24 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.



A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.
 
2014-04-27 08:29:30 AM
She possessed weapons of mass distraction.
 
2014-04-27 08:34:53 AM
Niagara, please!
 
2014-04-27 08:35:16 AM
Yeah, that's the ticket... she just, um... walked right in to my office, topless!
 
2014-04-27 08:49:34 AM
Mayor says tits or gtfo looks up from desk and thinks holy shiat it actually works.
 
2014-04-27 08:55:11 AM

AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.   She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.


Of course she did.
 
2014-04-27 08:58:50 AM
The odds were zero, but I clicked for the pictures anyways.
 
2014-04-27 09:09:57 AM
Somewhere Anthony Wiener is reading this and crying.
 
2014-04-27 09:14:16 AM
Ever notice how all the other articles on the page are about topless.

It's almost like subby did a search on coincidence.
 
2014-04-27 09:14:20 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: Niagara, please!


omg.  milk out the nose buddy..milk out the nose
 
2014-04-27 09:17:34 AM
If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.
 
2014-04-27 09:18:50 AM
She just wanted to keep abreast of the issues.
 
2014-04-27 09:20:14 AM
So instead of focusing on the totally newsworthy part of the story where the mayor said he *wants* to talk to this woman about her concerns - the part of the story that sets it apart from essentially every other "boobies" story you can find - you focus on the "topless woman" part.

You know what? Women are right. You people are farking idiots.
 
2014-04-27 09:20:38 AM
If it were the U.S. there would have been outrage and arrests. Probably a sex offender status for the woman.

In Canada he seemed apologetic that he wasn't there to speak to the woman about her concerns, after having left her a message by phone.

*sigh* We suck.
 
2014-04-27 09:24:27 AM

Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.


It's legal in NYC for women to be topless in public places. When that decision came in, I thought a lot of blue states would follow suit because the decision came from the judiciary. Apparently, not a lot of women are willing to bring forth the lawsuit, however.
 
2014-04-27 09:24:37 AM
Was she carrying a poodle and a 3-foot salami?
 
2014-04-27 09:25:54 AM

BitwiseShift: Ever notice how all the other articles on the page are about topless.

It's almost like subby did a search on coincidence.


its the sun. it always auto ads whatever stories are relevant under the RELEVANT stories column
 
2014-04-27 09:27:37 AM
She says, "Is this some kind of bust"?
 
2014-04-27 09:33:26 AM

Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.


Counterpoint: if a woman can wear a low-cut bottom then a man should be able to wear the same, even if his weiner pokes out the top.


Now I am all in favor of seeing more boobs and wouldn't care if people went around nude. But let's not be dishonest about the differences is anatomy.
 
2014-04-27 09:35:51 AM
I once saw a Naked News where they talked to some Toronto city official about some city infrastructure project.  That guy was amazing.  He never once even glanced at her tits and treated the whole thing exactly as if it were a regular TV interview.
 
2014-04-27 09:53:46 AM

mtrac: Slowly, I turned ...


Damn it.  Thought I had a chance with that one.
 
2014-04-27 09:55:15 AM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.

It's legal in NYC for women to be topless in public places. When that decision came in, I thought a lot of blue states would follow suit because the decision came from the judiciary. Apparently, not a lot of women are willing to bring forth the lawsuit, however.


I am all in favour of that topless reading group in NY :)
 
2014-04-27 09:56:29 AM

Smackledorfer: Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.

Counterpoint: if a woman can wear a low-cut bottom then a man should be able to wear the same, even if his weiner pokes out the top.


Now I am all in favor of seeing more boobs and wouldn't care if people went around nude. But let's not be dishonest about the differences is anatomy.


I think the 'weiner poking out the top' part is the illegal part, bit like if she had her vulva on display.
 
2014-04-27 10:02:50 AM

RocketRay: I once saw a Naked News where they talked to some Toronto city official about some city infrastructure project.  That guy was amazing.  He never once even glanced at her tits and treated the whole thing exactly as if it were a regular TV interview.


Were they blurred out?  Maybe he couldn't see them.
 
2014-04-27 10:03:00 AM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.

It's legal in NYC for women to be topless in public places. When that decision came in, I thought a lot of blue states would follow suit because the decision came from the judiciary. Apparently, not a lot of women are willing to bring forth the lawsuit, however.


Suddenly feeling like my move to NYC was a fantastic decision.
 
2014-04-27 10:07:50 AM
A topless woman?

And she was still walking? I didn'. Know that women who didn't have tops could walk. Show they function without brains.
 
2014-04-27 10:36:26 AM
...Mom...?
 
2014-04-27 11:18:10 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.   She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

Of course she did.


ha
 
2014-04-27 11:18:52 AM
Curses, no pictures.  Now I'll never find out what a topless woman looks like :(
 
2014-04-27 11:41:47 AM
Blazing Saddles?
 
2014-04-27 11:42:43 AM

BumpInTheNight: Curses, no pictures.  Now I'll never find out what a topless woman looks like :(


there ya go

timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-27 11:56:04 AM

AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.


I think if it was a non-event, a news story wouldn't have been written about it. Also, the people in the office wouldn't be talking about it with such excitement.
 
2014-04-27 12:04:26 PM

Creoena: Pics or it didn't happen?


Came here to say that.
 
2014-04-27 12:26:25 PM
No pics?
 
2014-04-27 12:29:46 PM

poison_amy: AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.

I think if it was a non-event, a news story wouldn't have been written about it. Also, the people in the office wouldn't be talking about it with such excitement.


actually it sound alot like a non-event. Didn't seen like anyone was getting too excited about it either. Don't know what article you read.
 
2014-04-27 01:03:02 PM
Yep, had this happened almost anywhere in the US, there would have been an arrest, probably a tazing or pepper spraying, possibly a shooting, and yes, a sex offender list would have been in this woman's future.

And yes, that's messed up.
 
2014-04-27 01:09:18 PM

AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.



Niagara Falls is Canada's largest city?
 
2014-04-27 01:58:47 PM
www.foobies.com will help us fill in the gaps in the story.
 
2014-04-27 03:58:58 PM
It wouldn't be the first city to see a boob in the mayors office.
 
2014-04-27 04:36:04 PM
The news part of the story is that someone was able to walk directly into the Mayor's office with going through the usual screening. Tits, however, are the only reason the story will be read.
 
2014-04-27 10:10:33 PM

Smackledorfer: Langdon_777: If a man can legally go topless somewhere, then so should a woman, for instance any woman should be allowed to be topless at a beach legally.   Whether they would want to is another issue.

Counterpoint: if a woman can wear a low-cut bottom then a man should be able to wear the same, even if his weiner pokes out the top.


Now I am all in favor of seeing more boobs and wouldn't care if people went around nude. But let's not be dishonest about the differences is anatomy.


guidetowomen.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-28 10:00:44 AM

LessO2: AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.


Niagara Falls is Canada's largest city?


Oops.  Thought it was Toronto.  Reading comprehension fail.
 
2014-04-28 02:40:37 PM

AngryDragon: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes you're pretty awesome, Canadia.


A topless (it's legal in Canada) legal sex worker walked in to the Mayor's office in their largest city to discuss issues affecting those who work in her industry.  She spoke with his staff and left, she's been there before and they know where she lives.

No arrests, no outrage, no sex offender lists, just a rational conversation during a total non-event.  Hey America.  Take a farking lesson.



I really really wish we would.

but

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN *FAINTS*
 
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