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(Daily Mail)   Study claims women are more likely to cheat if their man has a large penis. FARKers immediately understand why they've all been so unlucky in love   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 186
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2014-04-27 04:28:18 AM  
FTFAStudy examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

This study is ridiculous.  545 women?  I've watched more than 545 chastity (cock lock) cuckolding videos and every single one mentions how his tiny dick couldn't possibly satisfy his goddess wife, so it has to be locked up while she bangs guys with huge wangs, with him watching in 83% of videos, and eating her out with the other guy's jizz still in her in 23%.
 
2014-04-27 04:48:31 AM  

staplermofo: FTFA:  Study examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

This study is ridiculous.  545 women?  I've watched more than 545 chastity (cock lock) cuckolding videos and every single one mentions how his tiny dick couldn't possibly satisfy his goddess wife, so it has to be locked up while she bangs guys with huge wangs, with him watching in 83% of videos, and eating her out with the other guy's jizz still in her in 23%.


www.isdagram.com
 
2014-04-27 06:08:12 AM  
Well, now I'm just going to have to assume my wife is a cheating whore.

Goddammit, Science!
 
2014-04-27 07:17:22 AM  

staplermofo: FTFA:  Study examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

This study is ridiculous.  545 women?  I've watched more than 545 chastity (cock lock) cuckolding videos and every single one mentions how his tiny dick couldn't possibly satisfy his goddess wife, so it has to be locked up while she bangs guys with huge wangs, with him watching in 83% of videos, and eating her out with the other guy's jizz still in her in 23%.


*blink*


*blink*
 
2014-04-27 07:25:26 AM  

Barfmaker: *blink*  *blink*


*blinks back the signal, texts wife to let her know*
 
2014-04-27 09:33:06 AM  
Explains quite a bit, actually....
 
2014-04-27 09:56:54 AM  

staplermofo: FTFA:  Study examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

This study is ridiculous.  545 women?  I've watched more than 545 chastity (cock lock) cuckolding videos and every single one mentions how his tiny dick couldn't possibly satisfy his goddess wife, so it has to be locked up while she bangs guys with huge wangs, with him watching in 83% of videos, and eating her out with the other guy's jizz still in her in 23%.


Thread.
 
2014-04-27 09:59:40 AM  
Trying to rationalize why women are unfaithful cumguzzlers is a pointless endeavour.
 
2014-04-27 10:00:17 AM  
Everyone cheats either physically or emotionally. It's just human nature.
 
2014-04-27 10:01:06 AM  
Study examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

Nothing racist about that, nosiree.
 
2014-04-27 10:01:54 AM  
The better-endowed husbands had fully erect penises of around six inches, while whose whose wives were faithful had erect penises of around five inches.


WTF Kenya  you trying to give black men a bad name?


also, soo at 7.5 inches this means my wife is cheating on me right now, even though I think she is asleep in our bed 30 feet away in another room?
 
2014-04-27 10:02:30 AM  
Kein Wunder I am on my 5th soon to be ex-wife; all cheating liars who lie about their cheating ways!
 
2014-04-27 10:03:07 AM  
FTFA: Participants were asked to take the measurements themselves using a 15-inch ruler.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the researchers had to take an average between the lengths the fishermen claimed they had obtained and those submitted by their wives.
There were 'discrepancies' between the two, the authors wrote.


All you really need to know about the methodology, and therefore the quality of the conclusion.
 
2014-04-27 10:03:53 AM  
The men measured themselves.

Much more likely:

Study shows that men who lie about penis size more likely to have cheating wives.
 
2014-04-27 10:03:57 AM  
Speaker for yourself,  Smitty, I've never once had a girlfriend cheat on me .....

.. oh.  Right.
 
2014-04-27 10:04:47 AM  
If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.
 
2014-04-27 10:05:30 AM  
One marriage counselor in town hands out 15" magic rulers marked to measure only "10" inches.

Cheating has dropped, but everything else in the house that needs to be measured is a disaster.
 
2014-04-27 10:05:52 AM  
Actually, I'm not being fair, on the other side is this gem:

The research questioned 545 fishermen's wives in Kenya, of which just 34 admitted they had affairs.

Because women are well-known for being honest about having had affairs, or even how many men they've had sex with in their entire lives before or after marriage.
 
2014-04-27 10:07:23 AM  

poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.


moooooooo
 
2014-04-27 10:09:36 AM  
Well this explains why my women don't leave me.
 
2014-04-27 10:09:38 AM  
So they don't play basketball in Kenya?
 
2014-04-27 10:09:44 AM  
I was going to point out that results might be more indicative of women who choose men with larger penises are more likely to be the kind who cheat. But I see fellow farkers have found other methodological issues so my work is unneeded.
 
2014-04-27 10:09:50 AM  

poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.


Internet says yes.  It's been illegal for a while, it's also still happening a lot.
 
2014-04-27 10:10:05 AM  
poison_amy:

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

How does one go about building said bullpen?

Er... asking for a friend...
 
2014-04-27 10:10:15 AM  

poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.


media1.break.com
 
2014-04-27 10:11:35 AM  

ladyfortuna: poison_amy:

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

How does one go about building said bullpen?

Er... asking for a friend...


I usually have a draft day once a year, after spending several months scouting.
 
2014-04-27 10:12:55 AM  

poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.


Nothing hurts once the bullpen has been cleared of you're dugout.Just saying. Also by situations do you mean one to pay the rent one for the car note etc?
 
2014-04-27 10:15:07 AM  

TheBigJerk: Actually, I'm not being fair, on the other side is this gem:

The research questioned 545 fishermen's wives in Kenya, of which just 34 admitted they had affairs.

Because women are well-known for being honest about having had affairs, or even how many men they've had sex with in their entire lives before or after marriage.


And you don't want to know what the dreams of a fisherman's wife are like.
 
2014-04-27 10:15:17 AM  

Heywood Jublowme: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

Nothing hurts once the bullpen has been cleared of you're dugout.Just saying. Also by situations do you mean one to pay the rent one for the car note etc?


Noooo I've never asked a man to pay my bills. I have one guy that mows my lawn though...
 
2014-04-27 10:18:36 AM  

TheBigJerk: FTFA: Participants were asked to take the measurements themselves using a 15-inch ruler.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the researchers had to take an average between the lengths the fishermen claimed they had obtained and those submitted by their wives.
There were 'discrepancies' between the two, the authors wrote.

All you really need to know about the methodology, and therefore the quality of the conclusion.


I remember growing up when the average penis size was 8 inches (self reported), then someone actually did a study where doctors did the measurements, the average is now 6 inches.
 
2014-04-27 10:19:47 AM  

Heywood Jublowme: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

Nothing hurts once the bullpen has been cleared of you're dugout.Just saying. Also by situations do you mean one to pay the rent one for the car note etc?


Wait, now I'm getting confused.  Is this a baseball metaphor or a male cow metaphor?
 
2014-04-27 10:19:57 AM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: staplermofo: FTFA:  Study examined 545 women in Kenya, of whom just 34 cheated on husbands

This study is ridiculous.  545 women?  I've watched more than 545 chastity (cock lock) cuckolding videos and every single one mentions how his tiny dick couldn't possibly satisfy his goddess wife, so it has to be locked up while she bangs guys with huge wangs, with him watching in 83% of videos, and eating her out with the other guy's jizz still in her in 23%.

Thread.


You got your win mofo. Happy now?
 
2014-04-27 10:20:35 AM  

Langdon_777: TheBigJerk: FTFA: Participants were asked to take the measurements themselves using a 15-inch ruler.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the researchers had to take an average between the lengths the fishermen claimed they had obtained and those submitted by their wives.
There were 'discrepancies' between the two, the authors wrote.

All you really need to know about the methodology, and therefore the quality of the conclusion.

I remember growing up when the average penis size was 8 inches (self reported), then someone actually did a study where doctors did the measurements, the average is now 6 inches.


Anybody ever do a study on how many doctors have cold hands?
 
2014-04-27 10:20:37 AM  

poison_amy: Heywood Jublowme: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

Nothing hurts once the bullpen has been cleared of you're dugout.Just saying. Also by situations do you mean one to pay the rent one for the car note etc?

Noooo I've never asked a man to pay my bills. I have one guy that mows my lawn though...


Well played. But a clever woman need not ask. Just slip in a comment like ughhh i may not see you to milk your prostate next week I have to work ot to pay insert bill here. Then its raining 20s ;)
 
2014-04-27 10:21:35 AM  
Don't Africans in general go in dry?
That would make a bigger dingus a liability.

/ FIVEplay FTW.
 
2014-04-27 10:22:41 AM  

poison_amy: I have one guy that mows my lawn though...


Snicker.
 
2014-04-27 10:23:13 AM  

dionysusaur: Don't Africans in general go in dry?
That would make a bigger dingus a liability.

/ FIVEplay FTW.


They are also uncircumcised, which makes lube unnecessary.
 
2014-04-27 10:25:03 AM  

Heywood Jublowme: Trying to rationalize why women are unfaithful cumguzzlers is a pointless endeavour.


This.
 
2014-04-27 10:25:18 AM  

BigLuca: Heywood Jublowme: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

Nothing hurts once the bullpen has been cleared of you're dugout.Just saying. Also by situations do you mean one to pay the rent one for the car note etc?

Wait, now I'm getting confused.  Is this a baseball metaphor or a male cow metaphor?


It was fully intended to be a baseball metaphor, but feel free to interpret it otherwise.
 
2014-04-27 10:27:56 AM  

poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.


*checks profile*
*sees Pic*
*close page*

Moving on...
 
2014-04-27 10:28:00 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-27 10:30:35 AM  
Remember "ladies"....dont get too high on your ladder. Some guys will literally fark anything.

Just because there are a couple guys who want to fark you, it does NOT mean you are suddenly hot. It just means the guys you fark would stick their dick in a fat/ugly chick.
 
2014-04-27 10:31:08 AM  
Odd, I don't remember cheating on my wife with half the women in town...
 
2014-04-27 10:32:18 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

*checks profile*
*sees Pic*
*close page*

Moving on...


Yeah, I think that may be a dude.
 
2014-04-27 10:32:19 AM  

Langdon_777: TheBigJerk: FTFA: Participants were asked to take the measurements themselves using a 15-inch ruler.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the researchers had to take an average between the lengths the fishermen claimed they had obtained and those submitted by their wives.
There were 'discrepancies' between the two, the authors wrote.

All you really need to know about the methodology, and therefore the quality of the conclusion.

I remember growing up when the average penis size was 8 inches (self reported), then someone actually did a study where doctors did the measurements, the average is now 6 inches.


Not to hear the black men tell it.

"That shiat is big"

I knew this white girl online who dated quite a few men.  A town bicycle if you would like a cruder word though she usually picked the guy up.  Anyways, she started going over the research she had found in regards to penis size.  Pretty much she did similar to below:

The average penis size for white males is 5.75 inches.  Sorry white guys.  Black males DO have larger penises on average.  Now to make the white guys feel small.  Ready?  Here it is.  The average penis length of a black male is 6.25 inches.

Something like that.  She was really a strange girl until she got pregnant.
 
2014-04-27 10:32:33 AM  
Lets see:

We actually have a sample size of 34 women....the rest of the 545 who weren't  admitting to cheating provided no data. Further since the woman's estimate of penis size was compared to self-measurements by the husbands, we can guess that the husbands were told about the cheating... There is no mention of divorce in the article, so it would seem that these 34 women are still married to the men whom they were cheating.


Now, you live in a culture where genital mutilation is practiced, and when men have strong control over their wives. You have stupidly admitted to some giggly, red-faced foreign college girl that you cheat on your man, and discover she has ratted you out to him.

Quick: what's the best reason you can dream up that will keep you from your 'little man in the boat' from getting tossed overboard?
 
2014-04-27 10:34:56 AM  

abhorrent1: The more you eat the more you fart: poison_amy: If a six incher hurts, you're putting it in the wrong way.

Although this is Kenya... Is that one of those female mutilation countries?

This is why I don't have actual relationships. I don't have to cheat. I keep a bullpen with various sizes and talents and call one in depending on what the situation requires.

*checks profile*
*sees Pic*
*close page*

Moving on...

Yeah, I think that may be a dude.


Agreed.
 
2014-04-27 10:36:18 AM  

Lokkii: Lets see:

We actually have a sample size of 34 women....the rest of the 545 who weren't  admitting to cheating provided no data. Further since the woman's estimate of penis size was compared to self-measurements by the husbands, we can guess that the husbands were told about the cheating... There is no mention of divorce in the article, so it would seem that these 34 women are still married to the men whom they were cheating.


Now, you live in a culture where genital mutilation is practiced, and when men have strong control over their wives. You have stupidly admitted to some giggly, red-faced foreign college girl that you cheat on your man, and discover she has ratted you out to him.

Quick: what's the best reason you can dream up that will keep you from your 'little man in the boat' from getting tossed overboard?


They got measurements from everyone, not just the ones who were cheated on. That's how they know those 34 were bigger than the others...

There's no way to infer from the article that the cheaters were exposed.
 
2014-04-27 10:37:31 AM  

abhorrent1: Yeah, I think that may be a dude.


On the Internet, men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
 
2014-04-27 10:38:28 AM  

theorellior: abhorrent1: Yeah, I think that may be a dude.

On the Internet, men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.


And it takes a lot of bulls in the pen to satisfy the cow.
 
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