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(Daily Mail)   Woman denied entry to the US because her name sounds like "Al Qaeda." I know I feel safer   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2014-04-27 08:17:00 AM
Ben Gazi, Al Akbar, and Dathtu Mericonse unavailable for comment.
 
2014-04-27 08:44:10 AM
Gene Masseth inconsolable.
 
2014-04-27 08:55:14 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Gene Masseth inconsolable.


I will never find that meme not funny.

/Ass-weepay
 
2014-04-27 09:35:53 AM
Meh
We already have too many people here.
 
2014-04-27 09:36:08 AM
I suppose Ima Terrist might as well just stay home.

/got nuthin'
 
2014-04-27 09:37:09 AM
Damn, where's that jump-to-conclusions.jpg when I need it?
 
2014-04-27 09:37:35 AM
"Ms Alic feels there is no other explanation for being turned away by customs. "

It's not called the Daily Fail for nothing.
 
2014-04-27 09:39:03 AM
Guess I missed the part in the article that suggests that was the actual reason for denial.
 
2014-04-27 09:39:03 AM
You'd be surprised how many terrorists just tell you what their up to when they try to enter the country. After you detain hundreds of them who let you know they are Taliban or Al Qaeda, you can't help but automatically detain one whose name sounds similar. Who can really tell with those accents anyway?
 
2014-04-27 09:40:35 AM
Looks to me like "She Surrendered".
 
2014-04-27 09:41:39 AM

LarryDan43: You'd be surprised how many terrorists just tell you what their up to when they try to enter the country. After you detain hundreds of them who let you know they are Taliban or Al Qaeda, you can't help but automatically detain one whose name sounds similar. Who can really tell with those accents anyway?


Getting popped for terrorism is one thing, but shiat gets real if you get caught lying on your visa form.
 
2014-04-27 09:42:20 AM
Ann DeWare Bomer feels her pain.
 
2014-04-27 09:42:44 AM

jankyboy: Guess I missed the part in the article that suggests that was the actual reason for denial.


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2014-04-27 09:43:51 AM
Bush's faullllllt
 
2014-04-27 09:47:09 AM

jso2897: jankyboy: Guess I missed the part in the article that suggests that was the actual reason for denial.


Man, can't you just let me be "that guy" for a change.
 
2014-04-27 09:47:12 AM

OnlyM3: Bush's faullllllt


Yuk, yuk, yuk. . . . That one NEVER gets old!!!!!


/Libs r stupid.
//Get it?
///Yuk, yuk, yuk. . . .
 
2014-04-27 09:48:51 AM
Maybe she should write a letter of complaint to Barak Hussein Obama.
 
2014-04-27 09:48:53 AM
This must have been a tough one for the Daily Mail - who to hate on: Women, The French, Muslims, Eastern Europeans or America.
 
2014-04-27 09:49:42 AM

OnlyM3: Bush's faullllllt


Says Barack Hussein Obama.
 
2014-04-27 09:51:05 AM

Target Builder: This must have been a tough one for the Daily Mail - who to hate on: Women, The French, Muslims, Eastern Europeans or America.


It's the Daily Fail, they can hate on all of them at the same time.
 
2014-04-27 09:51:43 AM

skinink: Maybe she should write a letter of complaint to Barak Hussein Obama.


Dammit! Beat me by 51 seconds!

But I spelled his name right. :-)
 
2014-04-27 09:52:45 AM

Target Builder: This must have been a tough one for the Daily Mail - who to hate on: Women, The French, Muslims, Eastern Europeans or America.


Ha!
 
2014-04-27 09:54:24 AM
She can't carry out her evil plan of committing voter fraud in a Texas election. As a woman, she under suspicion.
 
2014-04-27 09:58:20 AM
Stay home.
 
2014-04-27 10:01:18 AM
She's French.  Let her go somewhere else to surrender.
 
2014-04-27 10:24:00 AM
But it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"
 
2014-04-27 10:34:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Ben Gazi, Al Akbar, and Dathtu Mericonse unavailable for comment.


What difference does it make?!?!?!??!!?!?!
 
2014-04-27 10:39:33 AM
I really hope one day one of these people sues the US in anothrr country wins and gets a huge award and manages to have thier assets seized. Just the the lulz. Since the US does that all the time. the no fly list is pointless if you have real security. making up lists and crap from"intelligence" gleaned from google and Facebook without due process or a grievance procedure is bad. They should have huge penalties to make up for a false alert and denied entry or boarding.
 
2014-04-27 10:40:10 AM
Sally Bahn had the same problem.
 
2014-04-27 10:41:31 AM

jso2897: jankyboy: Guess I missed the part in the article that suggests that was the actual reason for denial.

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Honestly, it's not much of a joke.
 
2014-04-27 10:44:51 AM
Still no justice for Munchma Quchi
 
2014-04-27 10:44:52 AM
She's just lucky her name's not Munchma Quchi.
 
2014-04-27 10:52:50 AM
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2014-04-27 10:52:57 AM
We won the war on Al Qaeda but we are losing the war on Al Sharpton....
 
2014-04-27 10:52:57 AM

Summoner101: Still no justice for Munchma Quchi


One goddamn second.  If I hadn't paused to edit...
 
2014-04-27 10:57:40 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2014-04-27 11:21:14 AM
Amurika: Land of the Free

/some restrictions may apply
/void where prohibited
 
2014-04-27 11:21:20 AM
Albert Keider not available for comment.
 
2014-04-27 11:24:55 AM

Target Builder: This must have been a tough one for the Daily Mail - who to hate on: Women, The French, Muslims, Eastern Europeans or America.


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2014-04-27 11:25:50 AM

Bondith: Summoner101: Still no justice for Munchma Quchi

One goddamn second.  If I hadn't paused to edit...


But we just nearly had such a beautiful simulpost together. Why would you ruin that moment?
 
2014-04-27 11:29:39 AM
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2014-04-27 11:31:29 AM
Obligatory:      http://vimeo.com/44169145

I laughed 'til I wept when I saw this....
 
2014-04-27 11:47:38 AM
Pity for Jay Hodd
 
2014-04-27 11:56:51 AM
Don't worry lady, you're not missing anything by being refused to enter. Go to Canada next time.
 
2014-04-27 12:05:16 PM
Yeah, like Al Qaeda would go through customs anyway.
 
2014-04-27 12:05:49 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Ben Gazi, Al Akbar, and Dathtu Mericonse unavailable for comment.


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2014-04-27 12:08:45 PM
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2014-04-27 12:13:19 PM
So, some guy with greasy black facial hair and a ratty towel on his head introduces himself to the airline security folks as

   "Hi, nice to meet you, name Al-Qaeda but you can call me Al."

Yeah, riiiiight.
 
2014-04-27 12:18:22 PM
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2014-04-27 12:19:17 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: So, some guy with greasy black facial hair and a ratty towel on his head introduces himself to the airline security folks as

   "Hi, nice to meet you, name Al-Qaeda but you can call me Al."

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