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(LiveLeak)   Such vocal range. Such amazing lyrics. Such delicate musical nuances.Oh, who am I kidding.... It's a Russian metal band with a female vocalist who apparently is severely asthmatic and gargles with crushed glass and kerosine   (liveleak.com ) divider line
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2014-04-27 07:30:24 AM  
Yeah, it's really weird to listen to at first, but you gotta wait for the drop. Then it's like BAM! You can't stop moving. The music has got you.
 
2014-04-27 08:44:04 AM  
Sounds like she has the runs out of her mouth.  Very artistic and original.
 
2014-04-27 09:24:38 AM  
The crowd shots make the whole video
 
2014-04-27 09:44:51 AM  
Sounds like someone taking a bullhook to a bear's nuts, set to music.
 
2014-04-27 09:47:10 AM  
I found it to be a pretty little melody.  Quite soothing, really.
 
2014-04-27 09:56:35 AM  
That was like watching a Bob Ross episode. So soothing.
 
2014-04-27 09:57:41 AM  
I'm not sure what was worse - the horrible audio encoding or the distorted octaver on her vocals.

That sucked, but I'm not entirely sure who to blame - the uploader, the band... or both.
 
2014-04-27 10:34:17 AM  
wtf was that?
 
2014-04-27 11:11:23 AM  

InfrasonicTom: The crowd shots make the whole video


You were saying...

(This video needs way more crowd shots)
 
2014-04-27 11:13:32 AM  
So that is what it sounds like when you give a bunch of baboons instruments.
 
2014-04-27 11:41:58 AM  
Stevie Nicks is Russian?
 
2014-04-27 11:42:34 AM  

InfrasonicTom: The crowd shots make the whole video


Seconded.

Also: Ludicra, Arch Enemy
 
2014-04-27 12:58:47 PM  
 
2014-04-27 01:01:02 PM  
Meh... Far too melodic and musical for my tastes... Now how about an hour-long sludge drone-metal song with minimal chords and musicality,  with monotone singing... Yeah, the bands name being Sleep is truth in advertising!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
 
2014-04-27 01:21:52 PM  

2xhelix: Sounds like someone taking a bullhook to a bear's nuts, set to music.


There is an actual female metal vocalist who can do a decent "Cookie Monster Death Metal Growl."  Her name is Angela Gossow.  She's had cameos on Metalocaplyse a few times.
 
2014-04-27 01:27:22 PM  
afterwards, the band gets in their van and runs hundreds of cars of the road.
 
2014-04-27 01:52:41 PM  
I originally thought this would be about Arkona.  But Arkona is actually good.
 
2014-04-27 02:18:24 PM  
It's spelled kerosene
 
2014-04-27 02:20:22 PM  
 
2014-04-27 02:34:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-27 03:09:04 PM  
Cannibal Corpse type vocals.  It's like the only vowel she knows is "oo".

/likes death metal
//doesn't like Cannibal Corpse vocals
///nobody doesn't like slashies!
 
2014-04-27 03:17:29 PM  
Kudos to above "Dopesmoker" link.

Up tempo speed and vocal groan (cookie monster) just doesn't sound heavy to me. Metal bands been trying to up that faster-faster-faster ante since the 80's and it just doesn't fly with me. 120+bpm double bass drum sounds stupid.

Dense, heavy and sluggish riffs and slow creeping tempo is where the "heavy" is at.

SLEEP
SUNNO)))
SONS OF OTIS
ELECTRIC WIZARD
BORIS
MELVINS (early boner records stuff)
EARTH

which is heavier?

butta-da-butta-da-butta-da-butta-da-butta-da-butta-da-butta-da....... . .

or


BOOM!......................BOOM!.............BAH-BOOM!!...........BOO M !...........BOOM!!!!!
 
2014-04-27 03:34:50 PM  
 
2014-04-27 03:59:28 PM  

Marquis de Sod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKkLUfFM7bg
 
2014-04-27 05:04:52 PM  
The editing confuses me. Half the shots seemed designed to make the band look all metal and cool, and the other half seem as if they know it's a joke.
 
2014-04-27 06:18:12 PM  

InfrasonicTom: The crowd shots make the whole video


this. they look utterly confused.
 
2014-04-27 08:23:40 PM  
My new ringtone.
 
2014-04-27 11:05:03 PM  
I was there, but only for the puppet show.
 
2014-04-27 11:39:20 PM  
fark Your Yankee Blue Jeans
 
2014-04-28 12:20:40 AM  
All 11 of their fans looked like they were enjoying the show.  Everyone else, not so much.
 
2014-04-28 01:37:10 AM  
You ever get the feeling that people in other countries really just don't understand anything about american culture, but they see a little bit of it and try emulating it terribly, then faking like it's awesome?
 
2014-04-28 08:14:50 PM  
I think she forgot how to music.
 
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