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(SeattlePI)   Is George Clooney finally preparing to quit living a life of fun and happiness and be as miserable as everyone else?   (seattlepi.com) divider line 47
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2014-04-27 06:49:48 AM

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Totally Looks Like

 
2014-04-27 07:26:32 AM
I just kind of assumed at this point that he was terrified of coming out, which is preposterous in this day and age, but then you still have Tom Cruise and John Travolta in there...
 
2014-04-27 08:16:01 AM
It's possible.  He's gotten tired of dating empty headed twunts, and found a brainiac that's easy on the eyes.  And she shares his political views, so I'm thinking she's not baby crazy, like many of his past conquests.  He may as well join the rest of us on the misery train.
 
2014-04-27 08:28:08 AM
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2014-04-27 08:40:04 AM
What about the boys?
 
2014-04-27 08:48:04 AM
Wait till he listens closely enough to realize that her first name isn't "Anal".
 
2014-04-27 08:51:31 AM
He was at a table with Cindy Crawford, and didn't offer to swap?
 
2014-04-27 08:52:12 AM
Wow.

She's average looking!

Good for him for seeing beyond appearances.
 
2014-04-27 08:54:17 AM

douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!

Good for him for seeing beyond appearances.


Is there any woman who seriously thinks HE'S hot (who doesn't have grown grandchildren, I mean)?
 
2014-04-27 08:56:05 AM
He's better looking and has more money and fun than me.
Certainly he must be gay. There is no other explanation.
 
2014-04-27 09:02:35 AM
markfara: Is there any woman who seriously thinks HE'S hot (who doesn't have grown grandchildren, I mean)?

Never heard of daddy issues, i guess?
 
2014-04-27 09:07:43 AM
That's "Amal", with an "m"?
 
2014-04-27 09:15:15 AM

Cybernetic: That's "Amal", with an "m"?


Her middle name is "nitrite".
 
2014-04-27 09:16:26 AM
Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?
 
2014-04-27 09:22:56 AM

Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?


Here's one thing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/11/george-clooney-gay_n_442078 9. html

Don't think his gayness is much more than a running joke -- for most of us, anyway.

/I stayed in the same hotel as him once and saw him.
//He's not as tall as I'd always thought.
 
2014-04-27 09:24:16 AM

markfara: Don't think his gayness is much more than a running joke -- for most of us, anyway.


Should probably have put "gayness" in quotes. My bad.
 
2014-04-27 09:30:05 AM
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Not so fast, Peter..... Now, you were saying "Cloondawg?"

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2014-04-27 10:11:16 AM
His popularity's been fading, he wants us to pay attention again,  Job done.

/closet
//what closet??
 
2014-04-27 10:12:16 AM
He, Damon, Affleck, and Decaprio have a top-shelf ass contest going for about a decade.

George finally found a woman who is also an adult.
Good for him.
 
2014-04-27 11:13:14 AM
He defines smug.
 
2014-04-27 11:26:15 AM

walktoanarcade: He defines smug.


No, this does:

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2014-04-27 11:29:26 AM
Clooney: "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, 'These are lies!'" he said. "That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I'm not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I'm very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I'm gay? I'll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don't give a shiat."

I love George Clooney. I must be gay.
 
2014-04-27 11:32:12 AM

Richard Roma: walktoanarcade: He defines smug.

No, this does:

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That reminds me, I must buy a copy of "Strange Brew" as a do a love a good old-fashioned Canadian comedy.
 
2014-04-27 11:59:40 AM

Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?


In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?
 
2014-04-27 12:02:22 PM
He's so gay he's always banging beautiful women and now he's gonna marry one.

Totes homo.
 
2014-04-27 12:10:23 PM

Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?


There was that scene in the movie the Descendants where he was running in flip flops that came across as gay. Also helps illustrate the point that men should only wear flip flops at the beach/pool and really you can wear swim shoes for that so there is no need for a man to wear flip flops at all-except the gym shower.
 
2014-04-27 12:39:34 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?


Hey, you can't blame him for Batman and Robin. He wasn't a big star then and who would turn down a Batman role, no matter how much the script or director sucked?
 
2014-04-27 12:41:37 PM

Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?


Because being gay was the only way to get a recurring gig on Roseanne. Well not the kids, that was just coincidence.
 
2014-04-27 01:36:44 PM

hasty ambush: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

There was that scene in the movie the Descendants where he was running in flip flops that came across as gay. Also helps illustrate the point that men should only wear flip flops at the beach/pool and really you can wear swim shoes for that so there is no need for a man to wear flip flops at all-except the gym shower.


To be fair, that's about as well as you can run in flip flops. And in Hawaii, that's common footwear.
 
2014-04-27 01:42:04 PM

douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!


In Lebanon, yes, this is average.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-27 01:44:29 PM

Mugato: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?

Hey, you can't blame him for Batman and Robin. He wasn't a big star then and who would turn down a Batman role, no matter how much the script or director sucked?


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2014-04-27 02:24:53 PM

Alphax: He was at a table with Cindy Crawford, and didn't offer to swap?


Let's not go jumping to conclusions.
 
2014-04-27 02:31:45 PM
And hey, he might be able to kick out one mini me in time...

although he may not be into that.
 
2014-04-27 03:51:27 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Mugato: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?

Hey, you can't blame him for Batman and Robin. He wasn't a big star then and who would turn down a Batman role, no matter how much the script or director sucked?



You're saying that Mel Gibson declined Batman, well he was a big star back then with a big franchise already under his belt. Clooney had a doctor show and From Dusk till Dawn (which was was awesome but not a big film) on his resume.

/Batman and Robin would have sucked just as much with Gibson (or anyone else) as with Clooney
 
2014-04-27 04:24:02 PM
I've had bad luck with Marriage.
My first wife left me, and my second wife won't.

is this thing on?
 
2014-04-27 05:22:36 PM

Mugato: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Mugato: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?

Hey, you can't blame him for Batman and Robin. He wasn't a big star then and who would turn down a Batman role, no matter how much the script or director sucked?


You're saying that Mel Gibson declined Batman, well he was a big star back then with a big franchise already under his belt. Clooney had a doctor show and From Dusk till Dawn (which was was awesome but not a big film) on his resume.

/Batman and Robin would have sucked just as much with Gibson (or anyone else) as with Clooney


Remember too, there were a lot of people who thought he was an idiot for leaving E.R., and were expecting him to have a Caruso-esque career flop.
 
2014-04-27 05:43:19 PM

rynthetyn: Remember too, there were a lot of people who thought he was an idiot for leaving E.R., and were expecting him to have a Caruso-esque career flop.


You could say that Clooney would have been

*glasses*

Bat-shiat crazy to turn down that role.

Yeeeaaaaaah!
 
2014-04-27 06:54:35 PM

jaytkay: douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!

In Lebanon, yes, this is average.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]


If I ever want to die with an erection, I would have her kick me to death.
 
2014-04-27 08:01:45 PM

buntz: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


gotta agree with this.
 
2014-04-27 08:30:55 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Mugato: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mugato: Why is everyone queering him out? What'd he do that's so gay?

In a post batman & robin world, do you even need to ask?

Hey, you can't blame him for Batman and Robin. He wasn't a big star then and who would turn down a Batman role, no matter how much the script or director sucked?

[content7.flixster.com image 280x250]


According to notstarring.com, he was their first choice for Batman, but was committed to Lethal Weapon 2 and had to turn it down.
 
2014-04-27 09:27:15 PM

ChrisDe: Clooney: "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, 'These are lies!'" he said. "That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I'm not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I'm very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I'm gay? I'll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don't give a shiat."

I love George Clooney. I must be gay.


You haven't been paying attention.  That makes HIM gay.

It's a boring headline, though.  I propose "Clooney Croons 'Come On-A My House' to Brainy Bombshell" - it generates that cross-generational readership for those still fans of his aunt's.
 
2014-04-27 11:16:20 PM

ChrisDe: Clooney: "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, 'These are lies!'" he said. "That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I'm not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I'm very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I'm gay? I'll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don't give a shiat."

I love George Clooney. I must be gay.


Not gay, racist.
 
2014-04-27 11:19:32 PM

jaytkay: douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!

In Lebanon, yes, this is average.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]


She is NOT a stunning knock out and she wears her years well.
 
2014-04-28 01:07:35 PM

douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!

Good for him for seeing beyond appearances.


Smart, mature, has a career and isn't involved in Hollywood? Seems like a good move to me.
While I'm sure he had his fun, how much dealing with empty headed, coked out attention whore supermodels can anyone take.
 
2014-04-28 02:35:46 PM

douchebag/hater: Wow.

She's average looking!

Good for him for seeing beyond appearances.


There's a reason for that... He's NEVER dated a woman who would be considered more attractive than him....  He needs to perpetuate the idea that he's settling for them, never her settling for him.    They're attractive, yes, but never smoking hot, attractive.
 
2014-04-28 02:36:42 PM
If both those photos are her.... that top face shot is just from a really poor angle....
 
2014-04-28 03:57:11 PM
Dude loves him some Amal. Just crazy for that Amal. He's going to get Amal every night.

....and so forth.
 
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