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(AZ Family)   On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets   (azfamily.com) divider line 10
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2014-04-27 09:20:15 AM  
3 votes:
We were not allowed to have reading material on patrol.
I had a Sargent pull over behind me and my partner when he saw us parked.
We were reading. He demand the reading material. (thinking he's getting free pron to confiscate for his own use.) I handed my book out the window. Leather bound, three inch thick, first edition of the complete works of Plato. He's like, "What is this shait? Russian?"
I said, "No. It's Greek"
He says, "You read Greek?"
I said, "You don't?"
Then he demands my partner's book.
I said, " You have to wash your hands, first, Sarge."
He says, "What?!"
I say, "It's the Koran, and you must wash your hands before he will hand it to you. He's
Muslim, and that is really kind of the protocol."
At this point, the Sargent
realizes he doesn't want to involve himself in the paperwork and leaves.
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2014-04-27 05:33:16 AM  
3 votes:

Snapper Carr: AverageAmericanGuy: Meanwhile we're all reading Fark at work and no one seems to give a shiat about that. I guess double standards and hypocrisy is still okay, eh subby?

The average Farker is probably not responsible for public safety.


at least I hope not. That's a terrifying thought.
2014-04-27 06:05:49 AM  
2 votes:
They must be old school cops. New cops would be playing video games.
2014-04-27 05:34:11 AM  
2 votes:
i262.photobucket.com
2014-04-27 05:58:21 PM  
1 votes:
Cops are scum.  That said, if they are smoking cigars and playing cards, that doesn't really bother me.  As long as they're not shooting dogs and arresting people for pot or sticking brooms up people's rectums.
2014-04-27 12:05:39 PM  
1 votes:
Has anybody pointed out that in AZ it's illegal to smoke tobacco in a government issued car?
2014-04-27 08:33:28 AM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: AverageAmericanGuy: Meanwhile we're all reading Fark at work and no one seems to give a shiat about that. I guess double standards and hypocrisy is still okay, eh subby?

The average Farker is probably not responsible for public safety.


Indeed.

/posting from a relatively slow ER.
//oops..someone died bc I was reading fark
2014-04-27 05:42:06 AM  
1 votes:
Better them smoking and playing card than their usual pastimes of beating homeless people to death and shooting people's dogs without provocation.
2014-04-27 05:32:19 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Meanwhile we're all reading Fark at work and no one seems to give a shiat about that. I guess double standards and hypocrisy is still okay, eh subby?


At 5 in the morning on a sunday? Your job must suck (or your time zone or whatever).
2014-04-27 03:44:21 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, big deal. Like none of us has screwed around on a slow day....

(RTFA... several times a week... for a year... a few hours every time...)

Um.

Nevermind.
 
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