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(Sun Sentinel)   Two teenage girls injured in motorboating incident. Is it still Spring Break?   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 127
    More: Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Intracoastal Waterway  
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2014-04-27 12:08:01 AM
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2014-04-27 01:30:08 AM

fusillade762:


Done in one.
 
2014-04-27 01:32:54 AM
Because, "Moose bites kan be pretti nasti?"
 
2014-04-27 01:34:27 AM
FTFA: "There were five teen boys on a 2014, 19-foot Boston Whaler that was making a turn at about 20 mph when the throttle and steering locked up, according to one of the boys on the boat."

Suuuuure it did. Two completely unconnected systems simultaneously locked up. It couldn't possibly have been that their drunk asses were showing off and misjudged the turn, OH, no. No way.

/idiots
 
2014-04-27 01:36:16 AM

fusillade762:


So are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?
 
2014-04-27 01:41:25 AM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "There were five teen boys on a 2014, 19-foot Boston Whaler that was making a turn at about 20 mph when the throttle and steering locked up, according to one of the boys on the boat."

Suuuuure it did. Two completely unconnected systems simultaneously locked up. It couldn't possibly have been that their drunk asses were showing off and misjudged the turn, OH, no. No way.

/idiots


Dude! It TOTALLY locked up! Like, it just wouldn't turn any more, and wouldn't stop! We kept hitting the brakes, and it wouldn't even slow down! And no matter how hard we turned the wheel to the left, the thing kept going to the right! It was totally insane! It was like no matter what we did, the boat kept doing the opposite!
 
2014-04-27 01:47:54 AM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "There were five teen boys on a 2014, 19-foot Boston Whaler that was making a turn at about 20 mph when the throttle and steering locked up, according to one of the boys on the boat."

Suuuuure it did. Two completely unconnected systems simultaneously locked up. It couldn't possibly have been that their drunk asses were showing off and misjudged the turn, OH, no. No way.

/idiots


Just like when old people run over others at a farmers market,  it's always a stuck gas pedal.
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2014-04-27 01:53:15 AM
Let's do this.
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2014-04-27 01:54:39 AM
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2014-04-27 01:54:41 AM

Ed Grubermann: Let's do this.
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I concur...

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2014-04-27 01:56:05 AM
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2014-04-27 01:59:10 AM
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2014-04-27 02:02:05 AM
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2014-04-27 02:04:30 AM
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2014-04-27 02:09:18 AM
Not a boob mark.

Book mark! Not a_book_mark.
 
2014-04-27 02:13:58 AM

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2014-04-27 02:15:03 AM

mcmnky: Not a boob mark.

Book mark! Not a_book_mark.


Why not join the fun and post pics?
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2014-04-27 02:15:14 AM
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2014-04-27 02:18:30 AM
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2014-04-27 02:21:48 AM

Ed Grubermann: Let's do this.
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You are my hero, my freaking hero.

In unrelated news... what's with all the total fark plugs? And isn't it telling that non of them allow comments?
 
2014-04-27 02:25:56 AM

Ed Grubermann: mcmnky: Not a boob mark.

Book mark! Not a_book_mark.

Why not join the fun and post pics?


On my phone, but I'll do what I can.

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2014-04-27 02:31:00 AM

Wolf892: In unrelated news... what's with all the total fark plugs? And isn't it telling that non of them allow comments?


I don't know. But even us Total Fark elites have to put up with them.
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2014-04-27 02:31:46 AM
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2014-04-27 02:34:13 AM
Hopefully it was for a good cause

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2014-04-27 02:35:02 AM

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2014-04-27 02:37:20 AM
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2014-04-27 02:39:49 AM
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2014-04-27 02:40:58 AM
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2014-04-27 02:45:26 AM
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2014-04-27 02:49:10 AM
Possibly nsfw
 
2014-04-27 02:50:21 AM
Breast. Thread. Ever.
 
2014-04-27 02:52:24 AM
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2014-04-27 02:59:57 AM
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2014-04-27 03:03:11 AM

fusillade762:


When I do a GIS for Kat, one of the "related searches" is kat dennings teeth.

Who gives a fark about her teeth? And I include her dentist in that question.

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2014-04-27 03:05:25 AM
so, I'm trying to imagine how you'd actually be injured while motorboating in the context of this thread.

/chaffing
//broken nose
/// poked out eyes
////suffocation
/slashies
 
2014-04-27 03:08:13 AM
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2014-04-27 03:12:05 AM
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2014-04-27 03:13:03 AM

Flragnararch: so, I'm trying to imagine how you'd actually be injured while motorboating in the context of this thread.

/chaffing
//broken nose
/// poked out eyes
////suffocation
/slashies


Forget to take off your glasses?

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2014-04-27 03:17:53 AM

mcmnky: fusillade762:

When I do a GIS for Kat, one of the "related searches" is kat dennings teeth.

Who gives a fark about her teeth? And I include her dentist in that question.


They're really close to those luscious lips? Or some variation on Rule 34?
 
2014-04-27 03:18:58 AM
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One of the best. I still have mine. Somewhere. Can't find a larger image to save my life,
 
2014-04-27 03:19:49 AM
One of my favorite motorboat targets:

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2014-04-27 03:20:55 AM
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I would love to motorboat her while on that motorboat

/or anywhere else for that matter
 
2014-04-27 03:20:57 AM
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2014-04-27 03:28:23 AM
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2014-04-27 03:30:42 AM
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