gweilo8888: FTFA: "There were five teen boys on a 2014, 19-foot Boston Whaler that was making a turn at about 20 mph when the throttle and steering locked up, according to one of the boys on the boat."Suuuuure it did. Two completely unconnected systems simultaneously locked up. It couldn't possibly have been that their drunk asses were showing off and misjudged the turn, OH, no. No way./idiots
Ed Grubermann: Let's do this.[chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com image 850x567]
mcmnky: Not a boob mark.Book mark! Not a_book_mark.
Ed Grubermann: mcmnky: Not a boob mark.Book mark! Not a_book_mark.Why not join the fun and post pics?
Wolf892: In unrelated news... what's with all the total fark plugs? And isn't it telling that non of them allow comments?
Flragnararch: so, I'm trying to imagine how you'd actually be injured while motorboating in the context of this thread./chaffing//broken nose/// poked out eyes////suffocation/slashies
mcmnky: fusillade762:When I do a GIS for Kat, one of the "related searches" is kat dennings teeth.Who gives a fark about her teeth? And I include her dentist in that question.
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